in heaven you can sniff gasoline and it won’t hurt you

anyone got recommendations for a good place to order custom screenprinted shirts for resale?

having an absolute blast on twitch right now 💦 twitch.tv/mrlovenstein

ten years later and this comic holds up surprisingly well

Lunarowan's passion for outdoor storage is unparalleled.

turning over a new leaf

before you insult me, this is what I look like irl

*clearing browser history after reading the wikipedia article on Crime*

the day I learned other people have the same birthday as me was such a devastating blow to my psyche

merry christmas

I’m still shadowbanned for my happiness deficit

merry christmas

look at you

look at you

me: I would die for you friend: would you give me a ride to the airport? me: ...would you rather I die for you instead? friend: no, the ride is enough me: I'd prefer the other option if possible

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry. [the thing I said when I was hungry]: "im hungry"

crazy to think that my generation will go down as the most intelligent generation of all time