She joined Showaddywaddy.

When you realize your social media followers are 99% bots.

Holy hell. Balls or creativity. I don't know what is bigger.

*Spits coffee out…. 🤣 #BookSky

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

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Hydration break. #WorldCup

New EggPod Express online! Available anywhere you pod! This, then, is part 2 of @gailrenard.bsky.social discussing the July 1967 issue of RAVE magazine with Chris Shaw

Please let it be My Pink Half of the Drainpipe!!! *Crosses fingers*

There’s ‘something’ rather special about take 37 of this. Pre-George Martin orchestrated and with John’s gloomy Plastic Ono Band-esque piano still in the mix (most of which would be wiped, along with the coda - later repurposed for Remember) Almost a White Album track youtu.be/0Xih4Ss0p_Y?...

With Humphrey Smith dead, it would be interesting if the Guardian now published a version of this that hasn't been lawyered to within an inch of its life for their own safety. And the planning committee for Tadcaster will hopefully find they're a lot less busy wth stupid, and expensive, arguments.

I will never send a better message than this one in reply to my wife asking when I'd be home

Thank goodness I’ve lost the beard.

In my teens - I will be famous! In my 20s - I will be rich! In my 30s - I will be happy. In my 40s - I will get a good night's sleep. In my 50s - I will grow a carrot.

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This just appeared in my photo memories. 2009.

'Southwark Bridge by Moonlight' (1887) by John Atkinson Grimshaw (Private collection)

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David's got a dry ring. #TheArchers

*PUPDATE* Baloo doing his Oliver Reed impression

Listening to Wayne Rooney's punditry...

Hope to fucking god he tribunaled him to death

Depeche Mode being Depeche Mode in this soccer match, surrounded by brightly adorned fans, has made my entire week. Be the Personal Jesus you want to see in this world.

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My new brooch, so cute! #popupstudio

Nothing says 'speaking for the concerns of the common man' like being paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to promote actual gold bars

Recent reading matter.

Was it this one? It's a fascinating insight. All of those empty properties... share.google/2AfqOXNTGnFn...

Harold and Maude Few films make such a bold statement as Harold and Maude. The opening scene shows a young man hanging from a noose in his family’s luxurious parlor, while his mother walks by, not shocked but somewhat annoyed... Full article: franksfilmreview.com/2026/06/03/h...

Probably the best photo I will ever take of a dog going for a ball in a moorland wallow

This is why death penalty should be removed as poor are always subjected to greater punishment than the wealthy! DJT has robbed more money than all thieves in US prison & that's why should never be given a state funeral & his body should be put in a trebouchet & thrown in the Gulf of America!

The whole album that this is on is just wonderful.

Johann Sebastian Bach! Vincent Van Gogh! Hokusai! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

As a taxpayer I do feel the need for refugees to pay me back for my great generosity. Just as I make houseguests and visitors pay me for their food, water, electricity, toilet paper use, and a reasonable portion of rent.

Yay! Well done Paraguay!! #GERPAR #WorldCup

Guy Mowbray: "Let's get the view of Darren Cann." Everyone else:

Pens!!!! #WorldCup

Should have been sent off!!

Cherries. Omg. Right now is the sweet spot for sweet sweet cherries. If you see a cherry stall by the side of the road*. Buy some. *mainly Sussex and Kent

Hydration break. #worldcup #GERPAR

Tonight by the Thames

Drip a cap.