When I was about 12, I saw the Monty Python and the Holy Grail vhs cover and thought that this line was the funniest thing I'd ever read.

What a wonderful pastime.

Brad Pitt was born on December 18th, 1963, between the broadcasts of 'The Firemaker' and 'The Dead Planet'. #DoctorWho

Did someone say beveragino?

What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child? youtu.be/MY31BQPOhyw?...

Why isn't Peggy Olerenshaw in Carlito's Way? It's more complicated than you might think...

I Claudius - Hail Who? (15th November 1976). "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them".

Ironically, KAISER is closer to how 'Caesar' would have been pronunced in spoken Roman Latin.

cc M. Kelly, A. Dershowitz.

@garyjamesactor.bsky.social Today I discovered that my son has recently become a fan of T Rex.. and owns a MB t-shirt, as a result of a vodka-fuelled romantic encounter with a young lady of good family who's studying to be a doctor.

Youtube: "We thought you might like to watch music videos by 'The Fall'." Me:

Well, at least we now know what the 'P' in GOP stands for.

2026 house/study calendars sorted!

We can't be bothered to get out of bed.

'The Actor Awards'. Bloody hell.

No, I'M suing the BBC for between $1 billion and $5 billion for cancelling Virtual Murder...and so is my wife!

"He's flying!" youtu.be/YhX_Woa3kVA?...

Oo remembers...? #TOTP

Oh, do shut the fuck up, Grauniad.

OK, here is my Friday viewing list. 1 Noggin the Nog - The Dragon part 1 2 Sherlock Holmes - The Master Blackmailer (first hour) 3 The Shining/ Who Saw her Die? George Lazenby giallo film. 4 F1: The Movie 5 (If still awake) Nightingales: 'Scrutiny of the Bounty'

I fall asleep just hearing Thornton speak. #TOTP

Is a factory poisoning the environment and has it already claimed a young boy's life? DOOMWATCH (1971) 9:05pm #SimonOates #TrevorBannister #GlynHouston #JohnPaul #JohnNolan 'Public Enemy' #TPTVsubtitles

Pretty disconcerting how, ever since she was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, this one appears to have devoted her entire time to making pretty demonic statements to rooms full of very rich and predatory Americans

In a similar, almost-identical case... RC: The woman protested the ruling, "I'm the victim of a WISPA campaign. Back down? I should coco!" RB: The accused said she was "A MELT, a complete FRUIT AND NUTcase, off her Ferrero ROCHER...and got her SNICKERS in a TWIX if she didn't get her MILKY WAY."

"One out of pocket customer, a drag General Zod impersonator act tracked down the company directors, bit them, punched them, and jumped up and down on them wearing big boots." "Police described his motives as 'no glamping, lots of camping, champing, lamping and some 'Terence Stamping'."

If you see this, post a bird

If you see this, post a bird

'Treebeard - The Drag Years'

The Tokyo subway attackers were executed for something similar. Who knows, if they'd claimed it was related to capitalism they may have got off with a small fine.

"What...with TWEEDS?"

"You wouldn't know this 'somebody', they go to a different school."

Sounds like SOMEONE needs a mug of hot Camp.

Post an image that will always make you laugh

I think the white one was worn by Mary Stavin in A View to a Kill...or possibly Roger.

I'm (un)surprisingly ignorant about modern tv. I have Freeview, occasional viewings of Netflix when I can be bothered, and sometimes people mention things on Bluesky. That's about it.

What I see. 'Scringe Stone' cancelled at Flamingo Fridge, Adolph Trousers shops new version starring Gerrymander Twix taking over for Delia Squarebanana.

Haha, Dinklage I've heard of, but WHAT?

"Is that really the Doctor? How strange. He seems such a nice old man."

Only that orange rapist could make actual gold look cheap.

I'm about to teach my nightmare group.

The spinal clinic was closed that day.

Watching The Avengers: The Charmers. An old fave. Fenella Fielding is an absolute breath of fresh air. Her louche, playful wit is clearly a hint of the series' future direction. If she'd got the Emma Peel gig, I doubt she'd have hit quite the same heights, but I'd never have been bored by her.

It's been done.