You are off school and Peter Wyngarde and Bill Nighy are facing each other down in Crown Court. They used to put this stuff on at lunchtime!

Today Wellington is most certainly beatable with conditions expected to worsen this afternoon. Please stay out of parks and reserves, minimise travel and report any damage into WCC via FixIt App or 04 499 4444.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Fit and proper person to have NZ citizenship...

We’re just innocent men

If you live in Wellington, enjoy your brand new trampoline.

If it turns out the Sumo lads robbed the Louvre, I will experience a level of pure joy I haven’t felt since the previous millennium.

It’s happening people! I’m finally in a position to start crowdfunding to recover some of the costs of taking legal action against my employer. Watch this space :)

So lemme get this right, we burned 50k jobs, lost 90k citizens, fucked the energy, retail, hospo, manufacturing businesses, murdered worker rights and equal pay, set fire to public services and threw the entire health service in the dumpster And we didnt fix inflation? #Nzpol

the US government has arrived on bluesky

The weekend is here!

Grateful again to Facebook memories for reminding me of this sensational tweet

If you see this, post a chef

Afternoon nap

Gonna start loading up all the Mr Blobby in films I did. One a day. Starting with Mr Blobby in the Matrix.

I’d support this provided Greece is prepared to pay the inflation adjusted price originally paid for the Marbles by Lord Elgin. It’s on the receipts, which are also in the British Museum. Just stop calling them “stolen” because that’s a lie.

Filth

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Morning Sunlight, Clough Lane, Grasscroft, Saddleworth, painting by John McCombs, b.1943 (Saddleworth Museum). #NorthernArt

40 YEARS AGO TODAY: Graham Fellows was about to transmute into a versatile singer and organist from Sheffield, South Yorkshire when he literally took up a room at Alton Towers for a performance on Hold Tight!

"For privacy's sake let's call him James C. No, that's too obvious, let's say J. Cameron."

If you ask for extra bread in a restaurant you are morally obliged to eat it all

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www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/convicted... Geez, what is it with these eye surgeons?

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

Shelducking update. Down to nine. There were a couple of eels in the pond the other weekend, I reckon they did for it.

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This was my childhood hero, if you want to know why I am like I am

"..voted coolest dude in the Star Wars universe three years in a r.. Hey, where you goin'? Hold up! Dang it. Same thing every time I take my doggonediddly hat off."

This made me laugh more than I expected. Sweep does Tales of the Unexpected.

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A little pile of the German edition of Pagans in a bookshop. "Ein Killer. Zwei Cops. Hunderte Götter!"

Hot Water Balloon xkcd.com/3153/

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truly the new zealandiest of news alerts

Checking new phone cam with some kākā action.

What I'd just say to you is, ok #StraightUpMcAnulty caught Tama out lying in parliament today but personally I'm honoured. After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

Sunnie Mann #eyeweargoals

The Uncanny Valet