the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

"Absolute joy" TOGETHER IN ELECTRIC DREAMS comes to London's The Space, Sat 4 Oct, 7pm - with #PhilipLarkin Masterspy - book both to get a discount! Also watch on live video or catch-up via space.org.uk! #uktheatre #comedy #sirclive #alansugar #zxspectrum #C5 #80s

Another master stroke from Talking Pictures TV.

His brain is permanently stuck in 1983 so he always hires people who look like extras on Dynasty.

I’m not shallow I’m empty get it right.

Yeah you say you're old but do you have a "good" broom?

NOTTINGHAM: I AM IN YOU

“we spent four billion dollars and did not bother to write so much as an outline for our series-relaunching trilogy” remains the single most baffling Hollywood decision I have ever seen

NGL, knowing Rowling is just constantly miserable gives me strength.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Next week! The Unmitigated Bounders, Pete and Fred, bring you their new funny and fond exploration of the finest movement in British cinema: the 1970s sex comedy. Expect saucy shenanigans and your chance to be the star of a Saucy Seventies film production! 🌭 https://loom.ly/63gK9eU 🌭

Oh. My. £3 has never been so swiftly pledged to a good cause.

It’s a Peter Cushing #Caturday !

Seventy years of ITV and it's still full of fresh new ideas. Like the new light entertainment show set to debut tonight at 7.15. #itv70

"a veil of eggy mystery" is one of the most unpleasant sentences I've ever read

What did we do before trains. Barrack donkeys for their punctuality

The alt lmao 🤣

Currently en route to my alma mater to see this:

This is a great video, I love polar bears 🐻‍❄️

Happy 200th Birthday to the railway.

This story about Elon Musk being invited to Epstein's island seems suspicious, because it requires us to believe Elon Musk has ever been invited to anything.

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STOP MAKING THIS??? W H Y ? youtu.be/5QhvoPFd-aI?...

Good morning. Here's Gareth Hunt demonstrating the dangers of trying to work whist nursing the mother of all hangovers.

Colonising the New World was a mistake.

I thought you may like to see a hitherto unseen portrait of George Gallaccio as one of the Morbius Doctors. It hasn't been published anywhere before, but I stumbled upon it for sale on ebay this week...

To be fair, I think all of that would stick in anyone's memory.

I'm most excited by the fact this tree appears to now be entered into Eurovision, but for trees. www.thenational.scot/news/2549624...

The first law of thermodynamics is that you don't talk about thermodynamics. The second law of thermodynamics is the same as the first law, but with less energy.

If you see this, post a bridge.

If you see this, post a bridge.

If you see this, post a bridge.

“I was lying in bed the other night when I heard tap, tap, tap at the bloody window pane. I looked out - you know who it was? Bloody Amelia Earhart.”

Every day, it's Earhart Earhart Earhart. I can't get any fucking peace. I wish people would stop banging on about Amelia bleeding Earhart.

“She’s really nice, Mrs Gupta, she’s from a place really far away with a funny name, where is it… Kidderminster” youtu.be/r2XOxVruFZc?...

If you see this, post a bridge.

I wholeheartedly agree. Here’s my review for @setthetape.bsky.social:

The hardback of my #Highlander book is only £1 in the Waterstones clearance sale! Perfect Christmas present…

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

Very surreal to see one of our pieces appear on Taskmaster (Channel 4) last night. Watch Reece Shearsmith discussing the amazing public information film 'The Spirit Of Dark And Lonely Water' (1973) before introducing a sign I made him a few years ago for his downstairs toilet.

Any questions?

I have a lot of time for Bryan Ferry but I reckon we're now fast approaching the moment where he needs do something more than dancing about with Jerry Hall to make it worth Steve Coogan's time to play him in a biopic.

Expect some big revelations soon about Brian Epstein, Geoffrey Chaucer and Victor Frankenstein.

Isn't Amelia Earhart one of those mysteries that isn't actually a mystery and the right people know exactly where she crashed? Even if Star Trek: Voyager lied to us about it.

If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files

“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”

I mean, alphabetically, he’s getting closer.