How artists are made

BlueSky yesterday BlueSky today

So, Starmer and Lammy’s response? F.O.

Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts

Just in time for the 70th anniversary.

Time, gentlemen, please. Ain’t you got no alts to go to?

Bob Odenkirk putting up 'Bob for Sheriff' flyers for his new action thriller ‘Normal' 👮‍♂️ In theaters tomorrow 🍿 🤝 Magnolia Pics

Form an orderly scrum, ladies.

Is that the insole of a shoe

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

My phone corrected "THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU" to "THE MANDALORIAN AND GEOFF" and now I'm wondering what that would look like.

SPACEBALLS: THE ELEVATOR

Have the Bluesky bods tried switching off motion smoothing?

my "our noticeable increase in recent outages is not caused by our prolific embrace of AI-generated code" skeet is raising a lot of questions that, if posts were able to load, would be answered by the skeet

It’s Peter Ustinov’s birthday. Nothing like a witty, erudite & beautifully spoken raconteur & Peter was without equal. You can also watch this & play ‘he’s dead, she’s dead’ whilst looking at the celebrity audience. youtu.be/Bi1GXrLLHjs?...

“Of course in the old days Bluesky was only on for three hours a day. We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log on to it. Then when it shut down again we’d all stand up and sing the national anthem”

BlueSky yesterday BlueSky today

We should have never doubted this man

Whilst Bluesky’s been on the fritz, I’ve been out hitting the shops.

"Regin-oh-hoo-hoo"

We've decided to set up a presence on Facebook, whether this is a good idea remains to be seen but nevertheless we'd love you to join us. www.facebook.com/share/1CSxFX...

Bluesky first thing this morning. Bluesky now.

we know

I'm glad I printed out Bluesky yesterday so I was able to read it today. Sounds like you lot have had a nightmare.

Today on Bluesky

BlueSky HQ rn

BlueSky yesterday BlueSky today

GIT TAE FUCK

trying to post through it rn

I get it Server, I have Internal Errors too

What I did while Bluesky was down

Ooh eck.

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

Extremely relatable

This could actually come in handy for #totp tomorrow…

oh no my reginos

"Reginos"

Waiter! There's an incident in my regino!

New euphemism for ‘testicles’ just (if you’ll pardon the expression) dropped.

Roses are red And so are some vinos

Bluesky HQ *Time Now*: "Boss should we roll out the fix and get the service stable?"