Well, that picture sure is rocking and rolling.

And finally, at least the #TOTP off air recording on BBC Four was broadcastable. Pink Floyd weren’t so lucky!

Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter

"black cats aren't photogenic" ok then explain this

Is Brotherhood of Man what the British got in a parallel universe on which the country is ruled by a dictator that bans foreign music and funds national bands to fill the gap? Just asking. #TOTP

So X is now just 100 million fake people, 200 million fake followers and for some reason every journalist on fucking Earth

All research implied that Chapman was a powerfully heterosexual man, and yet here - photographic evidence that he privately enjoyed two large, thick, substantial Dicks in the bedroom

Well, it's Friday....it's almost 11pm...so that means.... #VirtualMurder youtu.be/_BTBvstNqb0?...

GREAT NEWS. THEY'RE EXPECTING TWINS.

My sister got me this for Christmas because she couldn’t believe they made an action figure of “Dirt Farmer Picard”

me looking for whoever’s still setting off fireworks

"Fuck off, Bono" #TOTP

Is it wrong, though, to yearn somewhat, for a gentler age

God, I’ve just realised that the plot of Galaxy Quest is The Three Amigos.

"Avengers..."

Lightweights

#Elvis68ComebackSpecial #NotTOTP #BBCFour #DrZaius

Right, time for this, then.

Pfffffffffffffft. Lightweight.

Bohemian Rhapsody: the only Number One to contain the titles of an Abba song and a Brotherhood of Man song simultaneously #totp

Queen, there. #TOTP

Quite right. Nix the 1999 episodes. #TOTP

Is it 2027 yet? #TOTP

Bloody love Bohemian Rhapsody. #TOTP

The guys who ransacked the pyramids should have made unboxing videos for the sake of mummytisation

If you think repeated songs on 1999 and 1975 editions of #TOTP is a chore. There are only 4 full editions from 1970. And three of them feature Venus by Shocking Blue. And Edison Lighthouse. I Want You Back is on twice.

This is 95% repeats, just like the BBC 2 daytime output #Satire #TOTP

My partner: "They look like fucking strippers! Starry gussets? This is everything that was wrong with the 70s." #TOTP

Christ, not the Lennon demo ruiner again? #totp

Wonder why this bit of tape is particularly worn out #totp

Pan's People danced so Legs &Co could... Ermm... Dance a bit more #TOTP

#totp

I bet you have Diddy you dirty old bollocks. I BET YOU HAVE #totp

Pants People. #TOTP

It's gone a bit 'Omega's antimatter creature'. #TOTP

And this is a rip off of ‘I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do’. #TOTP

Colour balance has gone. #TOTP

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You do all realise that we’re all just doing the same jokes, watching the same episodes, week after week? Has anybody cottoned on yet? #totp

Are we stuck in a loop here? #totp

Another Friday with the rest of the world trying to figure out the #TOTP hashtag

A gorgeous polyester weave on that syrup.

Before this episode was found in the basement of a Mormon Church, we had to make do with Telesnaps. #TOTP

This Sailor song sounds like Roxy Music are doing ‘Does Your Mother Know?’. #TOTP

Ah, Diddy. No, not that one.

Sorry what? #totp