Paul Litchfield
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
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Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
March reads achieved.
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Four years today. Soar amongst the stars M x
about 22 hours ago
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Just ONCE can our energy bills be lowered in the fucking winter! When we actually need it. Just once. Just fucking once. Just some slither of kindness for the love of fucking once.
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Rita, Sue and Bob Too origin story.
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1 day ago
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Dirty little boffins.
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John J. Hoare
1 day ago
Not saying I bear grudges, but I’m still annoyed at one of my friends as a teenager for slagging off Hi-de-Hi.
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Tom Neenan
1 day ago
Portrait of a Tom as a Young Neenan 3:15 every day at Underbelly George Square. A comedy show about my face and other works of art.
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blossom • books • booze • Brazilian
3 days ago
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Saatchi Gallery gadabout.
4 days ago
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Don’t forget to put all your clocks outside tonight.
4 days ago
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Farage stripogram arrives.
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5 days ago
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Jeremy Limb
5 days ago
Full video only available here:
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker)
5 days ago
David Hockney
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Tomatoes.
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6 days ago
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He filled up the toilet, had a 13 minute cry and told the staff he invented birds nests.
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6 days ago
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Stephen Colbert writing a Lord of the Rings film. Pfft. Larry Grayson wrote Predator!
6 days ago
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Rustie Lee?
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6 days ago
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Oh we just went and dicked about at the Lazer Quest in the Trafford Centre. She had many sides I spose.
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6 days ago
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Mr Natural
7 days ago
Jacek Yerka- Polish (b.1952) Gardeners Garden. 2002-2012. acrylic on canvas.
#Surrealism
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How about these? Luke Littler and Leslie Joseph’s Cornish Escape Room Adenture? Eammon Holmes goes off road with Raol Moat’s ghost? The Shetland Isles with Richard Digance and a packet of Revels?
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6 days ago
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Gary Buckley
6 days ago
© Hasui Kawase. 'Rain at Ushibori,' 1929. Woodblock print, 42.9 × 29.8 cm.
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Smersh Pod
6 days ago
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derek guy
8 days ago
housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s
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First cunt on the moon.
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8 days ago
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Hoping to make money here as I can’t drive.
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8 days ago
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Still hungry in Singapore.
11 days ago
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Hungry in Singapore
15 days ago
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My Singapore hotel is in the ‘quiet’ nothing to see neighbourhood.
16 days ago
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Back in Singapore. Jet of the lagged.
17 days ago
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Five bungee jumping locations where I have misquoted an episode of It Ain't Half Hot Mum. One is false. Can you guess? 1. Skyline, Southampton. 2. Mendip Activity Centre. 3. The Drop, Thetford Forest. 4. The Abyss, Sheffield. 5. Bungydome, Edinburgh.
20 days ago
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Matthew Randall
20 days ago
Can this be a solution?
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Kenny Eggs.
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20 days ago
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£5 Budgie. £10 Minke Whale. £20 Komodo Dragon. £50 Panda smoking a cigar. £100 All the above in a hot tub.
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20 days ago
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Do bears shit ironically in the woods?
21 days ago
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rise • coffee • ceiling • phwoarr
21 days ago
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day trip to Norwich
21 days ago
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day trip to Norwich
21 days ago
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Because of the war or something, Trump has decided that he has won Crufts.
22 days ago
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Left to Right. “When’s the bloody train due?” “And that’s 300 grams of denim.” “This isn’t the train station Cecil.” “I’m just here to get me vape fixed.” “Which one of you shot my dog?”
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22 days ago
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It’s getting to the point where an escaped goose is gonna affect the fucking economy.
22 days ago
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Left to Right. “Why are the shutters closed?” “Dunno. Must be running late.” “Shit. I think the clocks have gone back.” “Do you know where they keep the dill?”
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22 days ago
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“Morning Ian.” “Get stuffed!” “Ooh someone got up on the wrong side of the dam.”
23 days ago
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Anna Ovsiankina 🎨🌺😻🇺🇦
24 days ago
"Breathing Upward" 25 х 40 cm., acrylic and oil on canvas, 2026
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I’ve done Alan Icicle’s course and it’s quite enlightening.
23 days ago
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I suppose if it were a 3-5-3 syllable structure, it would be called a lowku.
23 days ago
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DEEP POEM and all the while they seemed to say fuck Trump!
23 days ago
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The tutting and eye rolling are NOTHING to me. Give me my certificate!!!
23 days ago
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So happy to discover that my favourite shop ‘Partially Accessible Rubble’ has reopened.
23 days ago
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Truth is his Kryptonite.
23 days ago
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