This artwork is titled "Road Trip" by Canadian painter Rebecca Aldernet. Aldernet is based in Atlantic Canada and creates figurative art often featuring solitary figures, birds, and quiet landscapes.

Tonight’s Eurovision sure fire winner… Sardinia. Fantasy Asshole. By the St Ogden Sisters.

An eclectic day.

Like a stop motion pork scratching on a mobility scooter.

Not sure I need a Prime Minister who looks like a thumb full of thumbs.

portrait of a tom as a young neenan 3:15 every day at the underbelly, george square www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

What evs.

“We don’t talk to our neighbours.” “Why not?” “They’ve moved!” - Eric Morecambe

New! OOH, YOU ARE AWFUL (1972) pod.link/1569929507 After conman Charlie Tully's partner is killed he discovers a Swiss bank account number has been tattooed on four women's bums. Can he find them before a gang bumps him off? Cinema gold with guests @jlimb.bsky.social and @paullitchfield.bsky.social

Lanzarote. Last eve. Dying embers.

Las Greitas, Montana Blanca, Lanzarote.

Wondering if when there’s a full moon, the Reform councillors become Werewise?

Always a pleasure to see Omar Sharif’s gaff.

I’m abroad. Have Reform turned Parliament into a Toby Carvery and banned sitars yet?

Now Reform will have to actually do some work? Hilarious! Most of em look like a Poundland Kray brother who’s just sharted after winning the meat raffle.

Lanzarote Hells Angels Lite. With a stop for ice cream.

Celebrating my 53rd by getting drunk at a volcanic vineyard and then festively run over.

Arrival. Lanzarote.

May a fourth be with you.

Where hope? Here hope?

I’ve had a lovely day.

Hot Hampstead Heath action.

April reads achieved.

James Bond will return in

Perivale bluebell wood.

we all know I have no life, so:

I have had various tradesman working in the flat over the last few days, which mean’t I tried to adjust my ‘salt of the earth’ settings to say things like “I’m down with that” and “word up!”

Cloud • Model • View • Me Cook

Ha • Canal • Booze • Art

Even Superman hated him. It makes sense as Trump does cut a confused Lex Luthor in a nappy with dementia vibe.

You mentioned Foamasi?

When a meme goes in hard.

Golders Hill Park.

Made a Reform campaign poster. Vote Reform. We are going places.

Horniman • Seahorse • Garden • Showoff

NEW POTOm! Chat topics include: Smash, David Icke, shitting on the moon. Sketch topics include: 17 Magpies, Charles I's dirty execution, Ocean's 56. It could easily be vice versa, tbh. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Gin & Tonic excuse: no 137 The world didn’t end. Tomorrow’s excuse: no 138 David Lynch’s baroque space opera Dune ended with a ‘You have been watching.’ Why can’t all films end like that?

Sneak preview of POTOm 032 youtu.be/uXk4-GB_JMQ patreon.com/c/TheTrapComedy

Can’t we all just live in precedented times for a fucking bit?

Wish Donald took this. In his golfing clobber with a box brownie. Frozen eyes. All hot air escaped.

passage • roof garden • noted • dinner

March reads achieved.

Four years today. Soar amongst the stars M x

Just ONCE can our energy bills be lowered in the fucking winter! When we actually need it. Just once. Just fucking once. Just some slither of kindness for the love of fucking once.

Rita, Sue and Bob Too origin story.