Meat me up Scotty?

Boxing Day dawdle.

When your Dad’s just started his 5th episode of Death in Paradise.

Great time to find out the oven doesn’t work, the turkey is fictional and the gravy is on an oil rig being guarded by leopards.

No Dr Who Christmas special so posting this instead

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

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Advent Calendar Day 24. Picture of a lamprey being knighted. Chocolate tonsils.

Childhood bedroom view. Seagull still hasn’t moved.

Advent Calendar Day 23. Picture of a dead Leprechaun in a hammock. Chocolate gossip.

It hath begun.

Advent Calendar Day 22. Picture of a Lord Mayors pet cloud. Chocolate arson.

Went out to get a pint of milk. Forgot to buy the milk.

Advent Calendar Day 21. Picture of Adam Woodyatt suspended in permafrost. Chocolate gymkhana.

Advent Calendar Day 20. Picture of nothing much at all really. Chocolate cowardice.

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Advent Calendar Day 19. Picture of three Unicorns in a tobogganing accident. Chocolate coral bleaching.

Advent Calendar Day 18. Picture of a randy mortgage. Chocolate Stockholm Syndrome.

Advent Calendar Day 17. Picture of a trendy earthquake. Chocolate titmouse.

#Smershpod on the Are You Being Served movie with @johnrain.co.uk and @paullitchfield.bsky.social is a thing of beauty. Crying with laughter.

If Aunte Beeb has to pay Trump 5 billion, could they lob me over a million so I can buy a couple of packs of Lurpak?

Still mulling over Trumps crass comments on Rob Reiner. When the Poundland Lex Luther croaks, I intend to try and feel like I’m drunk on holiday for the rest of my life.

Advent Calendar Day 16. Picture of a perverts wind farm. Chocolate ultimatum.

Advent Calendar Day 15. Picture of a lighthouse full of cuckoo spit. Chocolate grope.

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Advent Calendar Day 14. Picture of a Farmers second favourite ambulance. Chocolate monobrow.

Advent Calendar Day 13. Picture of Dracula on a nudist beach. Chocolate fatberg.

Advent Calendar Day 12. Picture of a Neolithic shoplifter. Chocolate stoma.

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Advent Calendar Day 11. Picture of a Cyborg aromatherapist. Chocolate riot.

Advent Calendar Day 10. Picture of a Florist Shop with one star on Trustpilot. Chocolate urine sample.

Advent Calendar Day 9. Picture of a haunted diving board. Chocolate Samurai.

Advent Calendar Day 8. Picture of a skeleton in a nappy. Chocolate synthesizer.

The V&A East for a bit of Bowie, Barker and Frank Lloyd Wright.

Advent Calendar Day 7. Picture of Cher’s chairs. Chocolate pacemaker.

Advent Calendar Day 6. Picture of a laminated tongue. Chocolate roadkill.

Advent Calendar Day 5. Picture of a drunk cable car. Chocolate throbbing.

Advent Calendar Day 4. Picture of a volcanoes Aunt. Chocolate dossier.

Happy Holidays! #artsky

Advent Calendar Day 3. Picture of a neon embezzler. Chocolate wallop.

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My nickname at school.

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Well the British Public are Wrongy Mcwrongface.

Great pre Christmas shop at Aldi. Holly flavoured ham. Foggy pudding. Halloween Pie. Wombat oil. Easter Island meat. Chocolate Ankles. Parsnip hats. Investigated gravy. Edible Pens. Pretty petty pois. Daughter’s Only Bread. Cliff onions. Jowl assortment.

Farage. Jackal. Laughter track.