Everyone puts their hands or feet in a never ending series of multi coloured circles. 60% of contestants MUST pull a muscle.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Happy Birthday Jerry Goldsmith youtu.be/SbL4B7din8c?...

Trixie St Dubois.

Yikes. The Times really can’t read the room. Or they totally do and just don’t give a thousand fucks! Anyway next week’s cover is Andrew Mountbatten polishing his stirrups from his Wimpey Home.

dino • ok sure • flamingo • tequila

Spent some wonderful time travelling in deep space with my dear friend @paullitchfield.bsky.social as we assimilated some Data! Make it so!

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Ten years since the very greatest left us, and everything's gone to shit since.

Jan reads achieved.

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Just saw Melania at the cinema. Michael Sheen is once again mesmeric!

I’m dieting, so using a recipe from my Sylvia Plath cookbook called Head served on a bed of oven.

I just assume that everything is AI now. So if we meet and I try and move my hand through you, don’t be a dick about it.

So many Fellini Days.

2B or not 2B?

Try harder. I can do this seasonally.

Toshimitsu Imai (Japanese | 1928 - 2002). Charme (1960, oil on canvas).

The olive plantation | Dorrit Black 1946, Oil on canvas

*me pointing* “That’s him! That’s the bellend who said that.”

Bryant Park - Dave Rheaume, 2015. Canadian, b. 1963 - Acrylic on canvas

Looks like The Piltdown Man doing a Martini advert.

Goes by the name Terry Suspectos. Ate his younger brother. Lives in a porno mag inside a topiary cloche.

Back on Monday for series 8. (thanks to @do0g7e.bsky.social for the image)

From Steamboat Withdrawal Willie.

“And it seems to me, you lived your life, like a man who wears his own body parts as costume jewellery.”

“…And you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful wife!

I remember when you used to be able to leave your front door open. For the murderers to do their murders.

My walk to the shop has gone full fucking Sapphire and Steele....

“Who are you callin common you bow legged bitch?”

The good news is, after midnight tonight, there’s only 7 years left of January.

Aaah too late! Trump’s already claimed it as Trump Alpha My Planet Me Me Mine Me.