Paul Litchfield
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
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Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
Meat me up Scotty?
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about 7 hours ago
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Boxing Day dawdle.
about 8 hours ago
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When your Dad’s just started his 5th episode of Death in Paradise.
1 day ago
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Great time to find out the oven doesn’t work, the turkey is fictional and the gravy is on an oil rig being guarded by leopards.
1 day ago
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Matthew Sweet
1 day ago
No Dr Who Christmas special so posting this instead
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John Rain🥇
1 day ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!
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Smersh Pod
1 day ago
ARE YOU BEING SERVED? : THE MOVIE with
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
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ARE YOU BEING SERVED? : THE MOVIE with Paul Litchfield | Smersh Pod
https://shows.acast.com/smershpod/episodes/are-you-being-served-the-movie-with-paul-litchfield
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Advent Calendar Day 24. Picture of a lamprey being knighted. Chocolate tonsils.
3 days ago
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Childhood bedroom view. Seagull still hasn’t moved.
3 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 23. Picture of a dead Leprechaun in a hammock. Chocolate gossip.
4 days ago
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It hath begun.
4 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 22. Picture of a Lord Mayors pet cloud. Chocolate arson.
5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Went out to get a pint of milk. Forgot to buy the milk.
5 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 21. Picture of Adam Woodyatt suspended in permafrost. Chocolate gymkhana.
6 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 20. Picture of nothing much at all really. Chocolate cowardice.
7 days ago
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A Wheezing Groaning Sound
9 days ago
Over on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/146098...
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Advent Calendar Day 19. Picture of three Unicorns in a tobogganing accident. Chocolate coral bleaching.
8 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 18. Picture of a randy mortgage. Chocolate Stockholm Syndrome.
9 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 17. Picture of a trendy earthquake. Chocolate titmouse.
10 days ago
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Richard
10 days ago
#Smershpod
on the Are You Being Served movie with
@johnrain.co.uk
and
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
is a thing of beauty. Crying with laughter.
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If Aunte Beeb has to pay Trump 5 billion, could they lob me over a million so I can buy a couple of packs of Lurpak?
11 days ago
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Still mulling over Trumps crass comments on Rob Reiner. When the Poundland Lex Luther croaks, I intend to try and feel like I’m drunk on holiday for the rest of my life.
11 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 16. Picture of a perverts wind farm. Chocolate ultimatum.
11 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 15. Picture of a lighthouse full of cuckoo spit. Chocolate grope.
12 days ago
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Jeremy Limb
12 days ago
It's a racially-aggravated assault on the senses! Come join us!
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POTOm Commentary 20 - The Melting Pot | The Trap
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Advent Calendar Day 14. Picture of a Farmers second favourite ambulance. Chocolate monobrow.
13 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 13. Picture of Dracula on a nudist beach. Chocolate fatberg.
14 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 12. Picture of a Neolithic shoplifter. Chocolate stoma.
15 days ago
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A Wheezing Groaning Sound
16 days ago
The Creature from the Pit
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The Creature from the Pit | A Wheezing Groaning Sound
https://shows.acast.com/wheezing/episodes/the-creature-from-the-pit
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Advent Calendar Day 11. Picture of a Cyborg aromatherapist. Chocolate riot.
16 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 10. Picture of a Florist Shop with one star on Trustpilot. Chocolate urine sample.
17 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 9. Picture of a haunted diving board. Chocolate Samurai.
18 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 8. Picture of a skeleton in a nappy. Chocolate synthesizer.
19 days ago
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The V&A East for a bit of Bowie, Barker and Frank Lloyd Wright.
19 days ago
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Comics Covers
20 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 7. Picture of Cher’s chairs. Chocolate pacemaker.
20 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 6. Picture of a laminated tongue. Chocolate roadkill.
21 days ago
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A Wheezing Groaning Sound
22 days ago
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Doctor Who and the Silurians (Part Two) | A Wheezing Groaning Sound
https://shows.acast.com/wheezing/episodes/doctor-who-and-the-silurians-part-two
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Advent Calendar Day 5. Picture of a drunk cable car. Chocolate throbbing.
22 days ago
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Advent Calendar Day 4. Picture of a volcanoes Aunt. Chocolate dossier.
23 days ago
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Gary R Simonds
24 days ago
Happy Holidays!
#artsky
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Advent Calendar Day 3. Picture of a neon embezzler. Chocolate wallop.
24 days ago
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Jeremy Limb
25 days ago
It's been a while, but so has everything. CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
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Crimeface 8 | Crimeface
Crime is Moneycrime
https://shows.acast.com/crimeface/episodes/crimefac
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Acid Rain
25 days ago
The imaginative fauna from Vorja Sánchez's Abyssal Bestiarium. Vorja Sánchez is a Barcelona-based, full-time artist renowned for his intricate, dreamlike compositions inspired by nature. Each little creature is lifelike with a natural sense of melancholy.
#illustration
#art
#imaginative
#fantasy
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My nickname at school.
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24 days ago
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Andrew O'Neill
25 days ago
NEW CRIMEFACE!!!!
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Crimeface 8
Podcast Episode · Crimeface · 01/12/2025 · 42m
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/crimeface/id1633238596?i=1000739179697
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Well the British Public are Wrongy Mcwrongface.
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25 days ago
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Great pre Christmas shop at Aldi. Holly flavoured ham. Foggy pudding. Halloween Pie. Wombat oil. Easter Island meat. Chocolate Ankles. Parsnip hats. Investigated gravy. Edible Pens. Pretty petty pois. Daughter’s Only Bread. Cliff onions. Jowl assortment.
25 days ago
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Farage. Jackal. Laughter track.
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25 days ago
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