Cocktail, Skate, Shard and Dinner.

WARLOCK with @paullitchfield.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Kew Gardens.

A.I is short for Alan Information.

Can’t think of the set up, but the punchline is ‘Mother of Pearl Harbour.’

Well, we've sat through some utterly irredeemable whippet shit, but we've never felt quite so eye-itchingly uncomfortable as we did for these 100 terrifying minutes... How was this film ever OK?? Luckily it was, so we've watched it for you. Jesus Christ. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Next week Smersh Halloween begins. Four weeks. Eight episodes of terror.

I suppose the lineup for the Riyadh comedy festival are also somehow the meat raffle for the Riyadh comedy festival.

Reggio Calabria Italy, Messina Sicily and Scilla Italy. 3 nights, 4 days. Home now. Stanco!

Scilla, Italy

Messina, Sicily

I’m no Columbo but this could very well be related.

Ciao from Reggio Calabria, Italy.

Still waiting for this Rapture to turn up. Made some drop scones and turned the immersion on.

After claiming that Paracetamol caused autism, Trump continued to say that bagels caused Lupus and earthquakes are created by bees. He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.

His brain is a drop kicked cuckoo clock powered by some sort of lost sentient turd.

SUNDAY OCTOBER 19th WHEEZING LIVE! #AtTheBedfordPubBalham

Series One - Episode Eight With @paullitchfield.bsky.social shows.acast.com/bonmotpodcas...

Casino Royale (1967) AKA “Have You Taken Leave Of Your Senses?!” A Bond film with fewer funny bits, we covered it on the show last year open.spotify.com/episode/2ea3...

Open House. Stroll through meat. Drop of splosh. Home.

FEAR. POTOm's HERE. POTOm 028, in fact, in which we discuss what Yoda's breath smells like; plus sketches about Stalin judging the Edinburgh comedy awards, Union Jack TV listings and God having a wank. We're grown men. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Peter Sellers’ last film attempted to knit Sax Rohmer’s problematic fictional villain into a plot straight out of The Goon Show and dropped a hell of a lot of stitches. We discussed it on Goon Pod with Jeremy & Paul @jlimb.bsky.social @paullitchfield.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/g...

“You boy! What meme am I in?”

Happy to help.

Went to London Open House. This place was open.

Ahead of POTOm 028, here's a sneak preview. NSFW. NSFanywhere. on.soundcloud.com/lb7sxi1RPak5...

Large placard sign saying ‘Golf Sale.’

Some problems in the UK. Food up 24% Utilities up 75% Rents up 22% Clean rivers 14% 2,500+ Food Banks. Our Solution. Blame foreigners and put some fucking flags up!

Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.

Planning on staying perfectly still until Banksy puts a Banksy on me.

I tried following the recipe but the results were inedible.

Yes, Star Trek Day... but today is also the 45th anniversary of Battle Beyond the Stars!

A whippity-skippity do dah! She has all the political acumen of a lasagne made of hernias.

“Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be the total fucking embodiment of all known embarrassment!”

Mega-rich, privately educated, male, broke the law, still served as Prime Minister, not one newspaper headline called for their resignation. Single mum, working class council house background, made an error and resolved it, cleared of breaking any law: BBC, Sky, newspapers crowing she must resign.

Nadine Dorries joining Reform UK has all the political clout of deciding to hold a gymkhana on an oil rig.

Reads achieved August.

New POTOmmentary - Not Now, Comrade (1976) Contains multiple scenes of baffling behaviour purely so a "plot" can happen. Commentary contains multiple scenes of us shouting "oh fuck off" at the screen. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

We used to be a country. Bring back the giant pastel ghost of Diana!!!

The Chelsea Physic Garden.

Went nowhere. Did everything. Went everywhere. Did nothing.

Went everywhere. Did nothing. Went nowhere. Did everything.

PODCAST TEAM-UP! It's like when Scooby Doo met the Harlem Globetrotters! Or when Tom and Jerry met Stressed Eric! Paul and I talk 'Ooh You Are Awful' with Tyler Adams on his excellent Goon Pod Film Club. Which means we've voluntarily watched it twice. www.patreon.com/posts/guest-...

They’ll be editing out any sausages next.

Is also 2 miles away watching an episode of Hi-De-Hi through someone’s open letterbox.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to render down marrowbone dressed as the Gruffalo.

“But Doctor… I am the middle aisle!” - Aldiacci

Great Aldi Shop. One Bruised Parasol Wallpaper Paste (beef ‘n’ onion) Strudel Insurance Pelican Mince Lenin Cream Daffodil Paste Goalkeeper Meat Candle (beef ‘n’ onion) Stock Cubes (butterfly) 500g of Toasted Water And a bag of Menaced Pork

Don’t get too focused your exam grades kids. I got an A** in 74 subjects, but now live under a bridge dressed as most of a Flamingo.