It's... well, you get the idea youtu.be/lgrS8k4T0ek

FEAR. POTOm's HERE. POTOm 028, in fact, in which we discuss what Yoda's breath smells like; plus sketches about Stalin judging the Edinburgh comedy awards, Union Jack TV listings and God having a wank. We're grown men. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Raring to sit down

A gentle reminder that for the price of one EXORBITANT cup of tea a month, we (The Trap) release a feature length comedy podcast every fortnightish. Sign up here: www.patreon.com/c/TheTrapCom... A less gentle reminder of what we're like: on.soundcloud.com/cUNBLe2ioitu... (NSFW. Just NS, tbh.)

Just realised one of those incongruous temporal facts: The real Christopher Robin could have used a web browser.

Ahead of POTOm 028, here's a sneak preview. NSFW. NSFanywhere. on.soundcloud.com/lb7sxi1RPak5...

A Pass-agg to India? www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

You go for the kiss, you'd best not ming

Kirk was a red shirt.

Not sure why Melatonin tastes so bad

I've always been embarrassed by how old I am. That can't be right.

Why is everything on the floor?

New POTOmmentary - Not Now, Comrade (1976) Contains multiple scenes of baffling behaviour purely so a "plot" can happen. Commentary contains multiple scenes of us shouting "oh fuck off" at the screen. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

As a teaser trailer for the next episode of POTOm, here's a teaser trailer for Denis Villeneuve's big screen adaptation of The Goodies. on.soundcloud.com/8k6ciHFUdMaA...

Every Monday, me and @danmersh.bsky.social put out a podcast. It’s funny. You should give it a go. Follow the podcast here: @impq.bsky.social and give it a listen tomorrow. Thanks!

Just dropped a watch battery; did anyone see where it went?

“Never, ever, bloody anything ever.”

My ex had to mansplain to me what explaining was. It’s when your ex mansplains something.

In my humble opinion, THE Egyptian pyramid

If your child isn't ready for Legoland, try Lidland. Then, one day, Superlegoland.

I miss Webern.

PODCAST TEAM-UP! It's like when Scooby Doo met the Harlem Globetrotters! Or when Tom and Jerry met Stressed Eric! Paul and I talk 'Ooh You Are Awful' with Tyler Adams on his excellent Goon Pod Film Club. Which means we've voluntarily watched it twice. www.patreon.com/posts/guest-...

I can never get first/second cousin vs. once/twice removed settled in my mind - in exactly the same way as I am unable confidently to disentangle Eric Porter from Eric Portman

Rewatching Kenneth Clark's Civilisation

I'm sure this is being put on at the Savoy because it is artistically excellent

Who says we don't suffer for our art? Now it's your turn! www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Demander-in-chief.

Maybe I'm amazed it's Maybelline.

What if Superman had landed in the 1970s public information film Apaches?

In this year of Peter Sellers' centenary what better than to focus on his worst film ever? Jeremy Limb & Paul Litchfield joined me to discuss a hospital comedy in which the laughs flatlined and audiences demanded 'DNR!' podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w...

Finally worked out why I can't sleep: I'm not tired.

POTOm 027. The podcast that looks like a Wifi password, and is almost as funny! www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Lou Reed's Perfect Day sounds more like a Plagal Day to me

"Rachmaninoff" "playing" "Chopsticks" youtu.be/rJXrODGSDRQ

I take too many pills to have a valid opinion on anything

Bob Vylan's real name is Bob Cyberman

Spoiler: all the adventures are shit www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

New! OOH... YOU ARE AWFUL (1972) With @paullitchfield.bsky.social and @jlimb.bsky.social Charlie Tully has to get a glimpse of four women's bums in order to locate half a million in a Swiss bank account. It's hardly Buñuel but what do you expect from Dick Emery? www.patreon.com/posts/ooh-yo...

I suspect "arguably" often means "I haven't got a decent argument and don't want to be interrogated". I may be wrong, but arguably I'm not.

To stop people sticking them in their ears, they should make cotton buds really loud.

Need to finish the proofread first. And of course my procrastination organ is now coming up with all sorts of ideas for New Things I should write.

I'm hoping to have my new novel Ghostdance out soon (self-publishing this time). It's book 1 of a 2 book story and (like my debut Comeback) is a #MusicBusiness #UrbanFantasy, this time set in the 1990s. Watch this space! I'm partly posting this here to stop myself from procrastinating the admin.

No one should be allowed to wink apart from drunk Audrey Hepburn. And even that's fucking disgusting.

It's the same length as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, but weirdly not as many fart gags. Genuinely. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

Gluten intolerance isn't as difficult to stomach as gluten birth of a nation.

Please Tom Lehrer, just one more song...

Only just realised Rock Around the Clock is about Peter in the Garden of Gethsemane

My new theme for @johnrain.co.uk's Smersh Pod, channelling my inner John Barry. I used a Barryum enema. (Sorry.) on.soundcloud.com/LiNMwteVoGky...

If you want your career to progress past the age of fifty, be a disease.

How has Wrath of Khan got even better since I last saw it?