Dewie
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How dare Iran fire back at US military bases that the US chose to build right next to Iran, just because the US started bombing Iran. I am sure they will get rid of a few bad men and all the innocent kids burned alive in the process will be happy for their sacrifice.
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Yes I think Sharon and Kelly Osbourne aren't the nicest people but joking about eating disorders does let people know you're a wanker.
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Was genuinely lovely to meet up with Dan and Pin and the rest of the Sikth cabal last night. We drank too much and harped on about the good old days. Also they did a very good concert in between.
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My wife, she is tall
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I agree that getting rid of an egomaniacal dictator (who oversees the suppression and killing of peaceful protesters) by bombing his residence is a necessary step, which is why I'm calling on the USA to bomb The White House.
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Even if they were, why does the USA - the only country ever to attack another country with nuclear weapons - get to say "Ahhh, no - you guys can't be trusted with nuclear weapons". Also, if I was Iran - with all the bombing of countries in the Middle East by the US - I'd want a nuclear deterrent.
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Olaf Falafel
1 day ago
My next family comedy show is in two weeks time in Chelmsford and tickets are very limited. Grab one of those last seats sharpish!!!
www.chelmsfordtheatre.co.uk/event/olaf-f...
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Better Things Are Possible
1 day ago
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
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Josh Gondelman
2 days ago
There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.
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If only we could have had some agreement with Iran - a treaty perhaps - where they agreed not to develop nuclear weapons and allowed us to inspect their facilities in return for us not attacking them. That would avoid anyone being killed at all.
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Sikth have just proved, yet again, that they are one of the greatest bands of all time. Of any genre. Mystical, methodical, magical, maniacal, pure adrenaline filtered through technical flare. I love them so fucking much my tits ache.
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Paul Miro
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Just noticed my mouthwash says "10 in 1 action" on the label. Couldn't be bothered to read the back to see what all the actions are. Now lying in bed wondering what they all are.
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Tony Taylor
4 days ago
The first woman in Parliament to appear in the Guardian's 'best-dressed at Glastonbury' feature. You'll never sing that, etc...
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James OāBrien
3 days ago
Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.
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Goon Pod
4 days ago
Itās 20 years since Linda Smith left us. Such a unique comic voice. So dazzling in everything - JAM, Clue, Brief History of Timewasting⦠effortlessly witty and regularly speaking truth to power (and taking the piss out of Boris seemingly weekly) I was absolutely gutted and still am to be honest.
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Rachel Mann
3 days ago
I know Iām a slow processor on this stuff, and re Gorton and Denton I have no specific skin in that constituency, but a PM calling people who vote Green āextremistsā is a *really* bad look ā¦
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People who like to boast that they've been blocked by someone famous are always tedious pricks. It doesn't mean you've touched a nerve or made a good point or that person is thin skinned. It just means you're irritating.
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Bruce Gorrie
3 days ago
Hearing unconfirmed reports of a tv advert without Peter Crouch or his missus. More as we get it.
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BladeoftheSun
3 days ago
The Green Party has won more elections than Reform have. Why are Reform constantly on TV and the Green Party is ignored? The electorate says it should be the other way around.
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1. Homer's Iliad and Odyssey 2. The life and works of Boris Karloff 3. Iron Maiden 4. Tractors 5. Criminal Law
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Helen
3 days ago
Are there any good adaptations of Lovecraft's work? I love the "podcast" but any other recommendations would be welcome
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Glennyrodge
3 days ago
If you add Elon Muskās money to my money, Iām the richest man in the world.
bsky.app/profile/saul...
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Bill Hicks
about 1 year ago
I don't care what you believe but you have to admit - beliefs are odd. A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?
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M O R G Y
3 days ago
Itās gonna be interesting to see if Britainās lunatic news media are gonna be able to make āthis moderate social democrat is actually Turbo-Hitlerā stick this time when the guy in question is not leading a party full of psychos actively looking to sabotage him for their own benefit.
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra
3 days ago
Pleasing early feedback for my role as Kemi Badenochās speech writer
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Chris Brosnahan
4 days ago
Loved the Stewart Lee bit about 'Wish I could be dead like Bill Hicks and be judged on eight gigs. Instead, I have to go on living, decreasing the quality of my own obituary with every show.'
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I'm sorry but if you don't listen to anything and everything Jo Neary produces then you are missing out.
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JoannaNeary
4 days ago
My wee podcast āTwo Strings & Paint Tinsā features Robin Ince, Martin Rowson, Jane Harvey, Catherine Beazley and Pad Mclean so far. More to come, they take me DAYS to make.. here are some nice reviews for Robinās ep. Thank you all listeners and supporters, I love making this daft thing <linkinbio>
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He didn't write Red Dwarf but he once done a shit behind our recycling bin and I still don't know whether it was a prank or a protest.
#RIPGreggJevin
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Paul Litchfield
4 days ago
Keen hobbyist.
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Kevin M. Kruse
4 days ago
The Trump admin keeps insisting that a lot of the accusations in the Epstein Files were baseless, and surely some were. But the FBI held FOUR different interviews with one of Trump's accusers and then SIX more with another accuser, which suggests the agents thought *these* women were on the level.
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump
An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.
https://www.npr.org/2026/02/24/nx-s1-5723968/epstein-files-trump-accusation-maxwell
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Rachel Mann
4 days ago
Please add your voice ⦠the ECBās decision has had a devastating impact on my mental wellbeing as a long term player of womenās cricket ā¦
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Rachel Mann
4 days ago
Your regular reminder: it NEVER just ends with trans people ⦠NEVER ā¦
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Tom Gabriel Warrior
4 days ago
Is there ever a moment when president Thin Skin is not erupting at something/someone? What a great, proud, mature statesman.
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Paul Litchfield
4 days ago
āAaandā¦thatās the end of my Ted Talk.ā
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Andrew Lawrence
4 days ago
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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Feena van
4 days ago
Buffalo police tasered and arrested a blind Burmese refugee who was using a curtain rod as a walking cane because he couldnāt understand their commands. Then, Border Patrol dropped him off alone at a Tim Hortons at night, 5 miles away from his home, and he was just found dead.
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Kate Watson
4 days ago
My proposal for cleaning up political donations: No corporate donations, at all. Companies arenāt people. All donations (over, say, Ā£500) must be from UK resident tax payers and limited to the amount they personally paid in UK income tax (not capital gains or whatever) in the previous tax year.
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Dave Owen
4 days ago
Rush tickets for the UK shows go on general sale tomorrow, so if you were hoping for anyone in your corporate IT department to be able to answer the phone at 10am, then good luck to you.
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Jason Linkins
4 days ago
this is the way
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Democrats in four states seek to bar ICE employees from future civil service jobs
Bills aim to make ICE employees ineligible for jobs in law enforcement, public education and state civil service
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/26/democrats-bar-ice-employees-civil-service-jobs
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Tim Hannan
4 days ago
Wild how Hillary Clinton has to answer for why Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Rob Delaney
4 days ago
My book A Heart That Works just became profitable (meaning it's made more $ than the advance I was paid, & most books don't!). I'm telling you this because I gave 100% of that advance to kids' hospices & now, again, when ppl buy it, I can give more $ to kids' hospices:
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A Heart That Works
Check out A Heart That Works - <p><b><i>New York Times</i> Bestseller * <i>New Yorker</i> Best Books of 2022 * <i>Entertainment Weekly</i> Best Books of 2022 * <i>USA Today</i>...
https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
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Boothby Graffoe
4 days ago
People of Gorton and Denton you are our first hope - we are begging you to send the Far Right back to wherever the fuck it is they came from.
#FirstHope
#GortonandDentonbyelection
#VoteGreen
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Helen
4 days ago
I assume Farage and his ilk are going to release a statement condemning this
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Somebody wake up Hicks
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Bill Hicks
4 days ago
William Melvin Hicks born 16th December 1961. The aliens came for him 26th February 1994. He continues to explore space, both inner and outer.
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If only Israel had allowed reporters into Gaza - I wonder how many of the thousands of war crimes would have been caught on camera. "Israeli soldiers shot a Palestinian boy and stood around as he bled to death, and prevented an ambulance from reaching him, video shows"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Israeli soldiers shot a Palestinian boy and stood around as he bled to death, video shows
Israeli forces blocked Palestinian ambulances while a 14-year-old lay bleeding for at least 45 minutes.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqwv9vvzx9o
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Caroline Litman
4 days ago
when i first went on twitter back in late 2023 to talk about Alice, I saw posts comparing the way trans people were being treated to a genocide and the holocaust and I admit, I thought, cāmon, thatās too much, itās bad but really, donāt make these comparisons⦠well, Iām sorry, and here we are.
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