We don't hear nearly enough about Shakespeare's other sons, Macneth and The Nerchant of Venice.

Amazing record for the FIFA

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

People who ramble on and on about one thing on here and then moan when others do the same, please fuck off.

It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.

I dunno, the things you do to try to stop people calling you a paedophile…

BREAKING: Israel has explained it had no choice but to ban Doctors Without Borders after discovering the organisation had been infiltrated by doctors x

US will be “strongly involved” in booty in wake of pillage.

An Old Firm draw would’ve been better but that’s still a good result for Hearts.

If we don’t condemn one country for invading another sovereign state then we have no moral right to condemn another. You can say this one’s different but it isn’t.

As someone who is unlikely to be prime minister any time soon, it’s easy for Polanski to say this but it’s good to see him say this when others remain silent. bsky.app/profile/zack...

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

If you see a “I see everyone’s an expert on Venezuela now” go to their profile - they’ve already done another post about it, without fail

Scotland has qualified for the world cup. We should withdraw from the competition. It is increasingly reminiscent of the 1936 Olympic Games.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Too bad, slopguy

The FIFA president has just declared Wolves the 2025/26 premier league champions.

Some countries should seriously consider pulling out of the World Cup in the USA. They won’t, of course.

Me and my dog just napped on the same pillow and it was the best thing ever.

2/ ~old jk is best jk~

Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.

Anyway, can't wait for our gvt to say it supports America but calls for cool heads over this and then do or say fuck all else about it

“This is the best thing since sliced bread!” - first person to use toilet paper

It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.

There's your Nobel Peace Prize winner, btw. Hats off to everyone involved. Great job.

Some countries should seriously consider pulling out of the World Cup in the USA. They won’t, of course.

The FIFA president has just declared Wolves the 2025/26 premier league champions.

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me." "Down in the dumps?" "I dunno. I haven't been yet".

The FIFA president does know what ‘peace’ means, right?

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

There is, to my mind, no justification for the continued use by the UK Government of X as a platform for official comms. There hasn't been for some time, in fact, but if the latest developments around AI-generated image abuse and CSAM don't change the policy I really don't know what will.

Someone just said on here ‘it’s John Shuttleworth #TOTP’ I don’t suppose it was this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uuM...

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me." "Down in the dumps?" "I dunno. I haven't been yet".

Got to go to a children’s playground tomorrow. I don’t want to go but afterwards we’re having burgers and ice cream, so, y’know, swings and roundabouts.

So, it seems the ai image generator on the other place enables users to generate images of anyone in any sort of dress/undress. Clearly X does not care about women and children. I’m surprised* (* of course I’m not) they’re allowed to continue with it or at all), given it’s surely against the law.

It's 10 years since Cat Food Letterbox Day! Oh happy day!

podcasts

"AI isn't going ANYWHERE! You better get USED to it!!" "The technology that lets you undress photos of real children?" "Y...yes"

Turkeys don‘t vote for Christmas but british farmers voted for brexit.

So, it seems the ai image generator on the other place enables users to generate images of anyone in any sort of dress/undress. Clearly X does not care about women and children. I’m surprised* (* of course I’m not) they’re allowed to continue with it or at all), given it’s surely against the law.

Just had my first @bemyeyes.bsky.social call of 2026, helping a chap collect all his guide dog's poop. If you're sighted, and looking for a super low-effort volunteering option, you could sign up.

I find the hardest thing about tracing long lost relatives is getting them to stay still when you press the paper onto their face.

Turkeys don‘t vote for Christmas but british farmers voted for brexit.

From Nigel Farage to this caricature, it's been striking to see how little of a shit the right now gives about antisemitism. After all, when a Labour leader was accused of it, they were deeply, gravely concerned.

Second series of Dal y Mellt is out next week. Which is nice.

Happy birthday horses x

Happy birthday horses x

Reform’s previous leader in Wales has just been jailed for 10 years after admitting to being a Russian asset.

Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv. - Sweep as James Bond.