You’d have to pay me a lot of money to read the new Will Self. Even then I’d pretend. Nope. Not in this house.

apropos of nothing

The World Cup should be taken away from America. It won’t but it should.

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

The ship that the US torpedoed in international waters, whose crew was left to drown (already a war crime) was unarmed & participating in multinational exercises, & the US knew it would be there because they had been invited to the exercises before they attacked. The enemies of peace & humanity.

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Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

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"Ooh, La La" cried the Frenchman, upon hearing the music of Matt Johnson for the first time.

Music FACT: Australian singer-songwriter Sia has a younger sister called Wouldntwannabia.

Film FACT: The actress Elizabeth Debicki’s full name is Elizabeth The Biscuit.

Food FACT: The original name for 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter', 'Butter, My Arse' was rejected due to problems with punctuation.

Fish FACT: Conger eels are the most easy to distinguish of all fish because there's always another one behind it holding its waist.

Telly FACT: The comedian Sue Perkins was named after her father's favourite brand of cigarettes.

History FACT: Adolf Hitler was a huge art lover and collector. He owned several Monets, Renoirs and Picassos, but only had one Pollock.

Sport FACT: Until they swapped it in the 1990s, the blue ball in snooker was worth salt & vinegar and the green scored cheese & onion.

Football FACT: Sheffield Wednesday Football Club are so called because they play their matches in Sheffield.

Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón.

MUSIC FACT. During the late 60's, The Monkees ran their own veterinary practice but it had to shut down because they were too busy singing

Music FACT: When Paul Young first met Men Without Hats, he thought they were homeless people.

Music FACT: Brian Eno has a son called Philip from a brief relationship he had on tour in South East Asia during the 70s.

Music FACT: Elvis Costello was inspired to record ‘Good Year for the Roses’ after appearing on Swap Shop looking to exchange an old tyre for a box of chocolates.

Music FACT: Due to its unusual pricing policy, Club Tropicana closed within weeks of opening.

Music FACT: Country music star Willy Nelson was named after a now banned wrestling hold.

Music FACT: Music legend Prince wrote Purple Rain the day after eating beetroot.

Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.

Friends FACT: Matt LeBlanc's full name is Matthew LeBlanckety Blanc Blanckety Blanc Blanckety Blanc Pause Blanckety Blanc.

Bushmen FACT: Crocodile Dundee lived in the same street as his arch-rival, Crocodile Dundee United.

Communism FACT: Chairman Mao's full name was Chairman My Arse Off.

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

Music FACT: The New Seekers actually did try to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony once, but failed because Holland was too flat.

Celebrity FACT: Michael J Fox always sits in his garden with his back to the fuchsia.

Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.

The first rule of Pop Music Club is you never talk about Pop Music, talk about, pop music, shoobie doobie do wop, pop pop shoo wop Club.

Show Business FACT: Comedy legend Frank Carson died of exhaustion, following a visit to a Jacob's factory.

Politics FACT: In the House of Commons, the Chief Whip is the one with a walnut on his head

Hegseth: "We are only four days into this and the results have been incredible." - Middle East engulfed in regional war - 11 countries attacked by Iran - Oil & gas prices skyrocketing - Strait of Hormuz now a conflict zone - Terrorism threat raised across the world - No sign of Iran regime collapse

i think if you turn up to the white house correspondents’ dinner this year, we don’t have to pay attention to anything you ever say ever again

Have the government waded in on this yet? No? You astound me.

And thems was my facts.

Film FACT: The actress Elizabeth Debicki’s full name is Elizabeth The Biscuit.

Food FACT: The original name for 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter', 'Butter, My Arse' was rejected due to problems with punctuation.

Fish FACT: Conger eels are the most easy to distinguish of all fish because there's always another one behind it holding its waist.

Telly FACT: The comedian Sue Perkins was named after her father's favourite brand of cigarettes.

History FACT: Adolf Hitler was a huge art lover and collector. He owned several Monets, Renoirs and Picassos, but only had one Pollock.

Sport FACT: Until they swapped it in the 1990s, the blue ball in snooker was worth salt & vinegar and the green scored cheese & onion.

Politics FACT: In the House of Commons, the Chief Whip is the one with a walnut on his head

Football FACT: Sheffield Wednesday Football Club are so called because they play their matches in Sheffield.