Stop being silly, football, you big silly. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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As a horse keeper, I hate horse racing. It shouldn’t exist. Horses are deep and, if you’ve ever loved one, you know very empathetic. If, on the other hand, a horse has ever loved you, the idea of this as sport would nauseate you.

Trump: "The president of the United States, Gavin Newsum, admitted he has learning disabilities"

Today I am quitting my job working for Mr Trump because I just found out he's stupid. It has been the privilege of my life to work for this dipshit, who I would die for

Happy Paddies Day to all you wonderful Irish folk. May you all get gootered and shift a total ride x

So apparently, when someone asks you what your favourite concerto is, it’s not considered particularly cultured to say “mint choc chip”.

Nerys‘ dog groomer is called Vicky Muddy Paws which is well nominative determinism.

the ex-bartender in me hates the st patrick day in you

For Saint Patrick’s Day may I recommend watching Riverdance at the 1994 Eurovision. It’s SO exhilarating, it makes me want to run through a wall. youtu.be/w0v_pu6miJ8?...

Just dropped an entire pot of ajvar on the carpet. I’d be a terrible Bosnian.

A little oddity. The first of two shares that, among other things, shows how Sinead's smile could light up a room.

Sinead once more, and if that smile at the end doesn't break you heart...

Happy St Patrick’s Day x youtu.be/OCbuRA_D3KU?...

I think it's perfectly possible to understand the UK's backsliding on LGBTQ+ rights without needing to specifically talk about and emphasise Muslim countries. Just seems like you're actually wanting to say something else.

Just finished reading 'Children's Counting Games' by Juan Potato.

You say 'potato', I say 'blimey, that's a pretty random thing to say', You say 'tomato', I say 'seriously, are you pissed or something?'

Just seen a clip of a fatigued race horse being forced over a fence by its rider. Fuck that sport, it’s 2026, ffs.

The coalition currently consists of the USA and FIFA bsky.app/profile/news...

🇬🇱 Greenland: ACCEPTED then ONLY KIDDING SUCKS TO BE YOU bsky.app/profile/news...

Well done on the film awards, America. If you could arrest a few paedophiles and maybe stop murdering people, that would be good too. x

Just seen a clip of a fatigued race horse being forced over a fence by its rider. Fuck that sport, it’s 2026, ffs.

“Let us pillage your natural resources, or we let you die.” Sociopathic statecraft.

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

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Wow this has already etc etc And, welp, the blockage caused by Trumpy's little temper tantrum/general untrustworthiness as an ally is going to make everything more expensive for a lot of people who are already struggling so check out my soundcloud! canterburyfoodbank.org/donating/

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

No I don't want to jump on a call can I jump on your head instead

Liberals took this from you.

Moore definitely out of the play-offs 😬 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

One to watch. Russia successfully convinced naive W media & govts that Ukraine was fighting 'separatists' rather than Russian operatives in Donbas in '14. This cd be an attempted repeat, though hopefully we're more alert. Original report by Estonian org Propastop: www.propastop.org/en/2026/03/1...

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Not out for another month but squeeee - it's real!! (You can pre order from most good bookshops - and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social will have signed copies) Cover art by @rachelhillustrates.bsky.social and illustrations by @robives.bsky.social

Find out if you like Mondays by sticking a Bob Geldof under your chin

Sorry what? The person you have inflicted harm on is not responsible for informing you how to be better.

not right now, funk soul brother

The coalition currently consists of the USA and FIFA bsky.app/profile/news...

🇬🇱 Greenland: ACCEPTED then ONLY KIDDING SUCKS TO BE YOU bsky.app/profile/news...

Well done on the film awards, America. If you could arrest a few paedophiles and maybe stop murdering people, that would be good too. x

unblocking the straights of hormuz is a euphemism. for doing a poo.

got cold mum sandwiches for lunch today

Seeing Ed Harris reminded me that my mate Simon twice mentioned how handsome he thought Ed Harris was and so thereafter he became known as Ed Harris Phwoar. bsky.app/profile/disc...

Oscar night is like the Super Bowl but for hot people

wouldn’t it be great if there was a film called escargots 2 and it was nominated for an oscar and they announced “and the oscar goes to…” and they got up because they thought they’d said “escargots 2” not “oscar goes to” but wait, they then said “escargots 2” so they actually wo

Please for the love of everything check that you and your kids are up to date on their vaccinations. No matter how old they are.

If a host nation cannot guarantee the safety of one of its participants it should not be hosting the World Cup. It’s pretty obvious. bsky.app/profile/atru...

People doing those ‘what I’m wearing to the oscar’ posts, stop it. You’re not going. Your acting is poor and the film you wrote about athletes foot was perfunctory.

invention: happy mothers day necessity: thanks

Happy Mother's Day. We should put mums in charge of the world. There'd be compulsory coat wearing but there wouldn't be any wars.

Happy Mother's Day. We should put mums in charge of the world. There'd be compulsory coat wearing but there wouldn't be any wars.