john cale and charli xcx collaborating is insane. total cultural singularity. we still live in the 1960s. the future is now. track fucking kicks ass btw

i'm ready to call it: the celebrities aren't gonna save us

wild. i didn't do this, and lost, but to be fair literally who would ever think of this

sally lockhart you will always be famous

bimbo discourse is over. himbo discourse is over. may i present:

there's an entire 21st century strand of weird fiction which is just this picture

"Until today it was perfectly fine that that should be the case, though, because of reasons," she added

accidentally read a paper copy of the Times today and the Sonia Sodha column about the BBC is the most wild thing. like the regularly bad RW are obsessed with the BBC for dumb reasons and then she writes an entire piece that's just "i have worse, dumber reasons [trans people]"

we're suck an incredibly cucked nation, man

it's both funny and grim how they're trying to do Big Serious Movie and the algorithm is just like "no you are both Fandom Fodder Forever and nothing more"

i mean this all seems bad but it's probably both a) indicative and b) worse that i already stopped believing the BBC was worth fighting for some years ago

every twitter post now is a cryptic photo of a celebrity at a premiere for something captioned something like 'do they really not know' and then QTed with a caption like 'are you even being fr rn' and has 49k likes and 3 replies

writing a Hugh Grant/Julia Roberts Alpha/Omega fic called Knotting Hill

[extremely August 1914 voice]

i can still win this

for god so loved the world he gave us lidl marzipan stollen bites

feels straight-up hallucinatory to read a non-sensationalist, non-reactionary, intelligent article about sex work in the year of our lord 2025 in the guardian of all places www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

i just hate so fucking much looking at a cool image and having to go "hmm now hold on a second here. that looks weird. teeth are odd. background kind of wibbly over there. is this AI". they have taken the "god thats so fucking cool" feeling and given it anxiety, is what they've done

"with the power of this mysterious snake idol, i became 40 years younger - overnight!" (congrats to them both)

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PREDICTED

i finally got around to watching Dune (i know, i know) and my main issue with it is that Paul is watching a video about the biology of Arrakis which tells him that sandworms are 400 metres long and then, moments later, that a certain tree has roots 450 feet deep. PICK A MEASUREMENT SYSTEM, ATREIDES

deez chillingly prescient nuts

this is so fucking funny

yeah i would fucking hope that this channel is new to me and will remain that way

lessons such as "stick Wes Streeting's head in the toilet"

melanie phillips looks like ai now

[insanely ripped stuart little voice] pain is squeakness leaving the body

zohran mamdani wife zohran mamdani wife boyfriend zohran mamdani wife single

dick chain't

this name was not very funny in 1997 when this happened but unfortunately it is very funny now

philip pullman: why

in a further devastating move, King Charles orders publication of high-res photos of Andrew's teeth

as a FMSLTPU (Former Minor Soft Left Twitter Power User), Lisa Nandy discourse gives me trauma flashbacks roughly analagous to veterans of the Somme hearing a car backfire in the next street

this goes so fucking hard. perfect halloween release. god i love lankum www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLLn...

the servility of the coverage is so insulting. two weeks ago all the royal correspondents were breathless about what a big bold step this was for the king to take. tonight they're all saying the same thing again. god forbid we accept that the king is also just some stupid cunt adrift in events

fuck you. die.

the same would for him stopping being Prince, incidentally. be a serious country

i want Prince Andrew to die, painfully, and for the same thing to happen to the rest of his family, but above all i can't make clear enough how insulting it is to be ruled by people who imagine this is meaningful. "he's not a duke anymore, are you happy now??" fuck you. die.

i hate the stupid twee jokes about this shit. the only way to administer justice in this case is with a length of rope and a lamppost

i hate this fucking country so fucking much oh my god whatever will he do now that he's not the duke of york

the correct form of restitution would be for him to fucking die with the rest of his fucking family

'the law should not apply to you until you turn 30' is such a funny position for the Conservative Party to take

what a weird fucking thing to admit to

ozymandeeznuts

[explaining any crime to americans] imagine a school shooting

the latest 2029 scenario that i'm having "fun" contemplating is the Tories crashing to a terrible result but ending up as deciding factor in who governs, a Lab-Tory coalition or a Reform-Tory one

this is always true. it was true when Powell said it and every variation since has just been the same thing

my post has displeased the honourable house of poonmangler

they say the weird old internet is gone but have you ever tried to search for a movie on archive.org