i can still win this

for god so loved the world he gave us lidl marzipan stollen bites

feels straight-up hallucinatory to read a non-sensationalist, non-reactionary, intelligent article about sex work in the year of our lord 2025 in the guardian of all places www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

i just hate so fucking much looking at a cool image and having to go "hmm now hold on a second here. that looks weird. teeth are odd. background kind of wibbly over there. is this AI". they have taken the "god thats so fucking cool" feeling and given it anxiety, is what they've done

"with the power of this mysterious snake idol, i became 40 years younger - overnight!" (congrats to them both)

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PREDICTED

i finally got around to watching Dune (i know, i know) and my main issue with it is that Paul is watching a video about the biology of Arrakis which tells him that sandworms are 400 metres long and then, moments later, that a certain tree has roots 450 feet deep. PICK A MEASUREMENT SYSTEM, ATREIDES

deez chillingly prescient nuts

this is so fucking funny

yeah i would fucking hope that this channel is new to me and will remain that way

lessons such as "stick Wes Streeting's head in the toilet"

melanie phillips looks like ai now

[insanely ripped stuart little voice] pain is squeakness leaving the body

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dick chain't

this name was not very funny in 1997 when this happened but unfortunately it is very funny now

philip pullman: why

in a further devastating move, King Charles orders publication of high-res photos of Andrew's teeth

as a FMSLTPU (Former Minor Soft Left Twitter Power User), Lisa Nandy discourse gives me trauma flashbacks roughly analagous to veterans of the Somme hearing a car backfire in the next street

this goes so fucking hard. perfect halloween release. god i love lankum www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLLn...

the servility of the coverage is so insulting. two weeks ago all the royal correspondents were breathless about what a big bold step this was for the king to take. tonight they're all saying the same thing again. god forbid we accept that the king is also just some stupid cunt adrift in events

fuck you. die.

the same would for him stopping being Prince, incidentally. be a serious country

i want Prince Andrew to die, painfully, and for the same thing to happen to the rest of his family, but above all i can't make clear enough how insulting it is to be ruled by people who imagine this is meaningful. "he's not a duke anymore, are you happy now??" fuck you. die.

i hate the stupid twee jokes about this shit. the only way to administer justice in this case is with a length of rope and a lamppost

i hate this fucking country so fucking much oh my god whatever will he do now that he's not the duke of york

the correct form of restitution would be for him to fucking die with the rest of his fucking family

'the law should not apply to you until you turn 30' is such a funny position for the Conservative Party to take

what a weird fucking thing to admit to

ozymandeeznuts

[explaining any crime to americans] imagine a school shooting

the latest 2029 scenario that i'm having "fun" contemplating is the Tories crashing to a terrible result but ending up as deciding factor in who governs, a Lab-Tory coalition or a Reform-Tory one

this is always true. it was true when Powell said it and every variation since has just been the same thing

my post has displeased the honourable house of poonmangler

they say the weird old internet is gone but have you ever tried to search for a movie on archive.org

do RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING next

"it's not great now but it will be better once it's been improved" is the funniest AI defence. thankyou for defining the word "improve" for me but that's not an argument, you dense motherfucker

You're Party

inside you there are two wolves. one wants to run off in the forest and live as a mere beast. the other one wants to live in a cloud-piercing concrete megastructure with the rest of humanity. both wolves are valid but you have to recognise that one of these is a much better habitat for a wolf

god invented chess to kill me

i cannot stress enough how much 12,000 of the most annoying people on the internet would, in fact, care

so here's an appalling and infuriating thing. i'm researching an article about eco-brutalism and found this piece the-ethos.co/what-is-eco-... on some design website called Ethos. it's not a very good article but it usefully cites a Curbed piece by the always great @katewagner.wehwalt.net.

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imagine getting a peace award from richard nixon

death in june? in this october??

bro. bro your pawn structure. bro.

the same would for him stopping being Prince, incidentally. be a serious country

sometimes i miss being a Niche Architecture Influencer on The Website Formerly Known As Twitter Dot Com, this shit would have been all i talked about for a solid month