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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds ๐ค
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3 days ago
Due to inflation, Dire Straits is re-recording โMoney for Nothingโ as โNothing for Money.โ
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Space Moddity (they/them)
15 days ago
Since Meta is going to start using AI to generate a virtual profile of me, I'm considering posting nothing on Facebook but James Joyce-level nonsense and interacting with a completly random and contradictory selection of posts. Let's see how surreal I can make the AI algorithm before it breaks.
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Damnit Janet
2 days ago
Going into the office while everyone has a cold to hear the cacoughony
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Danny
4 days ago
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a heated argument between warring factions.
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Charlie Alzamora
2 days ago
I will eat the house dressing, I will drink the house wine but I cannot stomach the House Speaker.
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Jim
about 8 hours ago
Finn, the feral rescue cat is a tad pissed at me. He caught a chipmunk and I made him let go. The chipmunk hauled ass and escaped. That look Finn gave me was chilling.
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Eric Replatformed
about 7 hours ago
I just started casually reading a book about male bighorn sheep, but I got sucked in, so now I am on a ram page.
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James Damron
about 16 hours ago
She's my goof.
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ash
2 days ago
Moody with the hint of don't look at me.
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BlobStar
about 4 hours ago
Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
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my friend, Dee Hydrated, is always thirsty. also she keeps posting sexy pics online wtf
about 3 hours ago
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Salty MacTavish
about 3 hours ago
Miles Standish was not only the military leader of ye pilgrims but also a pioneer in modal jazz
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Uncle Duke
about 4 hours ago
โHello, my little friend.โ โUm, hi.โ โSee that lady holding the camera?โ โYeah?โ โShe leaves for work in an hour.โ
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Frances Meh
1 day ago
and will it fit in a kia
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
1 day ago
Let's let bygones be blood feuds.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideโข๏ธ
1 day ago
Someday*, weโll look back on everything thatโs going on in America right now, and say, โWhat in the actual fuck?โ *today
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d.ly
about 3 hours ago
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
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BlobStar
3 days ago
I've spotted a large Muppet in the wild. I'm going to try and pet it, maybe feed it some trail mix.
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Fแชแข แฉแชNแ แชแF
5 days ago
I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
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Norm
11 days ago
we gonna rock down to electric avenue where we will take it higher, charlie brown
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Capโn Watsisname
3 months ago
Wonder how many days after Snow White moved out before a dwarf chucked a whistling squirrel doing dishes through an open window
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Bogey
23 days ago
If I have to step on people to get ahead, Iโm not going anywhere.
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Crunkolas Driverton
3 days ago
If my personal data is so valuable why can everyone sell it but me?
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Moose Allain
about 6 hours ago
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
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Theciscokidder
about 8 hours ago
Have you ever ended up hating a fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
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whoโs a big boy! whoโs a big boy!
about 8 hours ago
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Danny
3 days ago
So why would you say it's the start of telling some jokes about hippies rather than say this is the dawning of the age of hilarious?
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Charlie Alzamora
about 24 hours ago
I just got around to asking a supply side economist what he did for Halloween. He said he took his kids Trickle Treating.
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Juiceticles
3 days ago
Didn't have being super high and admiring the beaver moon on my bingo card.
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Skip โSkippyโ Skipperson
2 days ago
*my eyes darting around nervously as I surreptitiously pop open my trunk to show you the hidden arsenal of footlong subs, all of them fully loaded and toasted*
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Turk-E
3 days ago
*falls asleep on my back* *wakes up due to neck pain* *rolls over to right side, falls asleep * *wakes up due to shoulder pain* *rolls over to left side, falls asleep * *wakes up to hip pain* *rolls onto back* *repeats for infinity*
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Jim
3 days ago
When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
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B ๐
4 days ago
my biological mother asked me if i ever talk about her in therapyโฆbro you are the verse, the chorus, the bridge, and the refrain
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a book about a lady named Diane who sells almonds online & calls her website Deeโs Nuts somebody write that down
about 10 hours ago
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1 day ago
Youโll fight me tooth and nail? Suit yourself. Iโll be using knives and guns.
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Frovo
1 day ago
COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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Salty MacTavish
2 days ago
Entropy and decay stalk us. Relentless, inevitable. All that we love will become as dust in the wind. Scooting over to Wendyโs to get a Triple Baconator meal and a diet Coke
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Cosmic Clau
1 day ago
celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
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[Sic] Burns
about 13 hours ago
Sure now I can watch football on an 80-inch 4k TV above the fireplace but nothing will ever top watching SCTV on my 12-inch b/w on the floor next to my bed at 1 am.
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Idle
3 days ago
If you dislike your own post, you die irl.
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Ennui Doofen
about 19 hours ago
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
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Brick's House ๐
1 day ago
I dare that tough guy Sandwich Man to throw a double meatball sub with marinara, sautรฉed onions, and melted mozzarella at my mouf
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Chestbursty
4 days ago
Woke up early today and took Adderall so I can go back to bed and pay attention in my dreams
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
about 20 hours ago
I'm not nearly as horny as I appear and I'm kinda enjoying that in my old age
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MrsFitz
about 21 hours ago
Is the song you hear charming? It's probably Cole Porter.
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Crunkolas Driverton
11 months ago
Me, stopping myself as I was explaining to my younger coworkers why I have no digital pics from high school or college
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Ygrene
about 24 hours ago
[doing an icebreaker] an interesting thing about me is that i am .4 seconds away from sprinting out of this room
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Capโn Watsisname
7 days ago
Me: read it again but this time do the voices Priest: Whole Congregation: VOICES! ๐VOICES! ๐VOICES!๐
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Ennui Doofen
1 day ago
my nurse today is sleepy/psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
add a skeleton here at some point
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1 day ago
Win every food fight by throwing dense frozen items.
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