Ygrene
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one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out
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as if the war crimes aren’t bad enough, they are also ruining a perfectly good saturday
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i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
6 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
about 6 hours ago
Still not the right time to impeach? Should we wait until he bombs California?
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[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
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mark magark
almost 2 years ago
One nice way to feel better about yourself is to imagine what Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert
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i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight
3 months ago
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life after beth 🌿
about 21 hours ago
one time a wheel was so squeaky I went to the tool aisle and used a can of WD-40 on it
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if you get a cart with a bad wheel, they should give you a small reward if you make it to checkout
about 21 hours ago
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DC Pierson
about 1 year ago
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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wind chill?? i wish it would! !
11 months ago
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emceekayvee
3 days ago
Hamburger Help her bury the body
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well, it’s time for my nightly saying of the main cuss words, which is something i have done daily for many years every night
2 days ago
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[being buttered] me: what the hell murderer: (apologetic) you know what i brought the wrong frickin knife
about 2 years ago
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a murderer tries to murder me but i calmly and politely inform him that i have left those types of behaviors, such as dying, behind me
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i'm just patrick, deep down
2 days ago
*hitting the curb* alright, shuffle time
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Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic
2 days ago
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“in all seriousness though, 2026 is going to be a fantastic year” he said, passive-aggressively while 2026 was standing well within earshot
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RM
about 1 year ago
*whispering to myself as I slide a third hot dog into my wife’s Christmas stocking* speak of me as one who loved not wisely, but too well
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a hotdog is like if a candy bar were meat
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ordering my hotdog new england style (topped with hot clam chowder)
over 1 year ago
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me: allow me to be a frank with you you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-' me: [is suddenly a hotdog] you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
almost 2 years ago
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Parker Molloy
2 days ago
Today's newsletter: I read the Jack Smith transcript Republicans released on New Year's Eve so you don't have to. Here are 12 takeaways:
www.readtpa.com/p/house-repu...
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House Republicans Buried the Jack Smith Transcript on New Year’s Eve. I Read It So You Don’t Have To.
12 takeaways from Smith's closed-door testimony
https://www.readtpa.com/p/house-republicans-buried-the-jack
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Pru
11 days ago
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Acyn
2 days ago
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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perfect timing to launch my new streaming series titled Strangest Things
2 days ago
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Electric Chimp
2 days ago
lonely, cool bros would keep our discmen on our passenger seats bc 1) less likely to skip while cushioned 2) no-one in the seat, so why not
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started speedrunning the year a little after midnight and i've already made it to may; totally circumvented tax day
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🥧 TinyPie
2 days ago
you have displeased him
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in twenty twenty six i am bringing back having a Discman velcro'd to the dashboard
2 days ago
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dan mentos
2 days ago
FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
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Ryan
11 days ago
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Tyler, from the Internet
2 days ago
If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
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leon
2 days ago
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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Pavel
2 days ago
The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!
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only one resolution for me and it’s to not do a single social media post at all this year
2 days ago
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blink-sun8tzu
3 days ago
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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Pookleblinky
4 days ago
At midnight today, it will have been 2016 for the past decade.
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andy vs
4 days ago
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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Ripperoni
4 days ago
If I’m annoying you have to tell me btw
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wargen
4 days ago
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only a few days left this year to please send me exactly eleven hundred dollars
4 days ago
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mindflakes
4 days ago
I'm pretty good at emerging from stuff. Shadows, fog, murky water - I'll emerge from them all
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sweetie π
4 days ago
buttering bread should look like you’re frosting a cupcake i won’t be answering any questions at this time
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Kyle 🌱
4 days ago
"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"
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Ennui Doofen
10 days ago
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
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harpy
4 days ago
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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Samantha Mash
6 days ago
As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
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margaw 🌙
6 days ago
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accidentally encased myself in a large jello cube again (lime)
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