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I’m a farmer and a chef

Keeping my Air Miles situation secret so I don’t have to question the authenticity of love when it finds me.

This is one of the best drugs I’ve tried and I tried most of the crazy ones.

Dear Mr. Lumet: Attached are my notes on the latest draft of the script. You’ll notice I’ve changed the title to “11 Angry Men” and introduced a new character named “Surfer Mike”. We cannot show him physically smoking marijuana but there are ways this can be implied.

Thank god Bill isn't named Charlie. This week during Quentin Tarantino month @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched KILL BILL: VOL 1. Listen to Lucy Liu: @thenatewolf.bsky.social Uma Thurman: @murrman5.bsky.social & Gratuitous feet pics : @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6cEE...

Waving at a bear because I feel like we’re spiritual equals but the bear knows the truth and prepares to return me to the wheel wiser.

Justice can kill. Mf @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched THE HATEFUL EIGHT. Like & subscribe to independent entertainment Join us CHANNING TATUM @thenatewolf.bsky.social JENNIFER JASON LEIGH @murrman5.bsky.social An actual BLIZZARD @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3TMJ...

Advertising is mostly bullshit but every now and then I do buy a cheese that brings my family together.

Telling people we met online because it’s embarrassing to admit that I scratched a series of ancient symbols into the sand and then poured some of my blood into the grooves, which summoned it from The Place Beyond.

Just saw one of those metal dinosaurs that eats houses

Tchaikovsky's rivals having to begrudgingly admit that his new song really does sound like something a sugar plum fairy would dance to.

Lots of gasps during my testimony. Am I cooked?

In the right situation, calling someone "Mr. Grumpy" is more powerful than any slur.

Do you guys like movies?

I hate this one country even though the only thing I know about them are their split squats.

Masterful balance of comedy & drama- Outdoor month on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social & we watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople Join my brothers Shark & Heat Victim @murrman5.bsky.social invents soup. The real Ricky Baker - @thenatewolf.bsky.social has Become. open.spotify.com/episode/0Ipu...

a little work in progress

Child: ew, this coffee is gross Me: I told you, you have to smoke the cig at the same time if you want it to be good.

Did any of you play this game?

We're not in front WE'RE BEHIND... ENEMY LINES On @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social our comedy navigates Bosnia. Join us- Colonel General @thenatewolf.bsky.social Private Major @murrman5.bsky.social Fleet Admiral @ladybroseph.bsky.social We are the best movie podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/21HF...

“It looks like you are trying to stop me” #originalart #pixelart #art

This is me when I’m sleepy

The dinner party is boring so I say “bamboo doesn’t count as a wood” just to watch the hogs argue.

Best Underrated Outdoor Film @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched Please Don't Destroy: The Legend of Foggy Mountain. A perfect friend movie- Don't walk, run! Join Friends John @thenatewolf.bsky.social Ben @murrman5.bsky.social Martin @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6kR0...

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

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You're a shit puppeteer if you can't make them hiss.

She hasn’t seen my gymnastic routine yet but I’ve been prepping her by saying things like “cartwheels exhibit both power and control” and “a somersault, at its essence, is a sensual tumble.”

So important to periodically spin for your girl. Sure, she loves your face, but if you truly want to arouse her you gotta show her where that belt goes.

The year is 2062. I am drinking during the day. “I was the first guy to make a robot puke,” I declare. The bartender is silent. He either doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t care.

I’ve always been partial to an evil lady rubbing the back of my neck while she gives me ruinous advice. Please don’t feel bad for me when I am laid low, I consented to this.

Learning an eggplant is called an eggplant is an important moment as a kid because it’s one of the first times you think “what the fuck are these guys doing?”

My environmentalist friends caught me polluting. I’m talking red-handed, the barrel had a skull on it.

Just got back from my first meeting at Grumpy Club and yep, you guessed it, I did NOT have a good time.

Not that interested in dog shows but I would watch the hell out of a wild coyote pageant.

Our quest this week on @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social - Monty Python and the Holy Grail Our round table of brave k-nights: Sir Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social Sir Brent @murrman5.bsky.social Sir Lady @ladybroseph.bsky.social Special guest @jackhpeterson.com !!! open.spotify.com/episode/2nxV...

Here are some behind the scenes photos from our recording. The photo on the left is a picture of me pitching the movie for "no phones" month. The photo on the right is a picture of them ranking my suggestion.

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I can actually do a lot of flips when I’m under the water. Down there I move as my soul moves.

I saw this video of an eagle at an animal shelter and it said they were looking for donations of salmon and trout and that's how I know they're really in it for the eages.

Sesame seeds are reserved for McDonald’s most elite clientele.

BANGER CITY population Mozart. @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched Amadeus. Join us in friendship, you're invited to listen. Wolfgang @thenatewolf.bsky.social Salieri @murrman5.bsky.social Opera singer @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/1S09...

So thankful I can express myself and explore my passions through art

*Steve pushes 7* Steve: whoever pushes the button is the captain of the elevator. Me: I don’t think that’s tru- *Captain Steve slaps me with his glove so hard I immediately accept the chain of command*

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

Songs about breakups are for children. The only good songs are about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Me: [about to pass out] why did you bring in all the interns? Doctor: I’m going to be honest with you, your shit is extra fucked and I thought they should see.

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