If you’re in Nashville, come watch me throw the first pitch at the Sounds game on Saturday. It’s going to be so bad and undoubtedly hilarious for everyone but me.

Effectively Wild Episode 2489: Baseball: Better Late Than Never blogs.fangraphs.com/effectively-...

I had so much fun talking to Meg and Ben for this episode of Effectively Wild! Give it a listen. ⚾️💕

Extremely fun episode! Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles joins us to explain how he fell in love with baseball and what still mystifies him as a fan, and then @backlinenurse.bsky.social details her journey from exploring baseball history and strangeness on instagram to Yankee Stadium.

I’m moving to Antarctica with Cam Schlittler bye

The Golden Knights game opening bullshit feels like the evil opposing team in every Disney sports movie but it’s real life and they’re grown ups and they could have chosen literally any other vibe if they wanted to

We used to be a society

this the shit I been up to

“You ever watch the light fade out of a grown man’s eyes as he realizes he’s just lost the power and social currency that he’s identified as being his personality for his whole life” is a crazy quote and crazier yet that it came from @backlinenurse.bsky.social about Umpires in Baseball

Goddd syphilis PSA posters from the ‘40s absolutely fuckin riiiip. Artist: Dorothy Darling Fellnagel. United States Public Health Office (1941).

You mean to tell me it’s been years since I mostly abandoned Twitter and have barely been active on here, and the second I open the app again the Krassenasses are still up to the same bullshit they were doing since like 2020. Get a new grift holy shit.

I thought of a really good sentence to post on here yesterday but I forgot it so if you guys could all just hang tight til it comes back I’d appreciate it thanks guys

I’ve angered hundreds of Yankees fans on Instagram and TikTok so is it cool if I hang out here for a sec til the heat dies down

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

Given what tomorrow is, and given a developing news item, wouldn’t it be wild if

I’ve been way more active on IG and TikTok (ew) lately if anyone feels like checking those out. I’ll keep popping by here too though. @backlinenurse on both.

I keep forgetting I have this app and I’m sorry. Just stopping by to say: 1) HOW BOUT THEM HAWKS?!?!?!? 2) There was an accident at LaGuardia and the airport is currently closed. Just fyi idk

Going to synagogue is an active choice but for me there is also no choice at all. What do I mean by that? Yesterday’s news is just the latest example of someone aspiring to murder Jews in a sacred community space. One that usually includes worship, mutual aid, activities, and child care. 🧵

Getting this captcha before opening THIS article just made me laugh harder than it should have

I can’t keep up with all of the fresh horrors each day but that’s the point isn’t it

RIP Catherine O’Hara, you expanded my vocabulary indubitably with words such as the following: Dirigible Pettifogging Testudine Bombilating Frippet Balatron Chockablock Perigrination Callipygian Habilimented Peccadillo Prestidigitator

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

Today is one of those days I regret learning how to read

Alex Pretti was a nurse in Minneapolis, like I was in 2020. He worked at the VA as a federal employee, like I did in 2020. He was doing today what all of us who were able did in 2020 - helping neighbors in a terrifying but important time in history while the world was watching. (1/?)

Sorry the character limit isn’t enough for the rage inside of me.

Originally posted on IG/TikTok yesterday.

Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social

Hey! Join this AMA to ask my buddy @kevinok.bsky.social about FOIA!!! IT’S IN 23 MINUTES AHHHHH

Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers. Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

Can I go to bed. It’s been night time since at least noon and my tummy hurts. But I’m doing CBT for insomnia and my therapist said if I go to bed before 11 she’d frame me for murder

I’ve pivoted to video bc I forgot how to read :(

Heads up Nashville

coming clean. i hate the sun.

I’m back on TikTok basically just to make videos about my various Wikipedia rabbit holes because my loved ones are sick of me and if I can’t talk about them I’ll die. Here’s one about Rube Waddell.

starting to think My Morning Jacket spent one million dollars on targeted ads specifically to me bc Jesus Christ. ENOUGH

[the second a plant enters my care] me: :) plant: i think we can all agree that it’s time for me to die

sorry but I’m obsessed with Marcus the worm ⚫️__⚫️

Check out that jab!!! They’ve been doing this for about 5 minutes and Shelley keeps losing even though she has every advantage in this configuration.

Is she smiling??? This is so off-brand for her!!!

it's a mood

I was just watching a video on Facebook of a news report about a factory that exploded near here (geriatric sentence I know) and in the middle of the video, it cut to an ad that was literal actual hardcore porn. What the actual fucking ass motherfucking fuck is going on in this internet. fuck

Dad wanted to watch the Cardi B trial because I kept talking about it so he FaceTimed me to help him find it on YouTube

Oh you just figured out Johnny Cash was cool? The guy who famously performed for a prison and dressed in all black? Well CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL oh wait I guess that does make sense

I promise you won’t guess what this is replying to

dudes rly be wanting a manic pixie dream girl til they realize your mania is clinical

It’s so cute when my apple watch tells me I’ve reached my activity goal for the day while I’m actively lying in bed. Like hey guys it seems like she tried her best we should just let her have this one.

Coyote. But nobody is a tourist in eastern South Dakota, so :(