This looks like the kind of photo they use when someone dies and it got me excited for a second

It’s alright, I work down there at a research station with about 12 of my boys and a few dogs and we’re gonna check it out

You should be able to bounce someone from a city

I know The Pitt doesn’t drop helicopters on its doctors like ER or blow them up like Grey’s Anatomy but this mfer gotta go

I’ve read The Magic School Bus. Those are red blood cells

No idea if this is true but if it is, +1 point to Chevy who is now just -4,999 in the hole

“AND your lapels aren’t the right width for your face shape!”

It goes 1. Scream 2. Scream 2 3. Scream (2022) 4. Scream VI 5. Scre4m 6. Scream 3 7. Bud Dwyer clip 8. 9/11 9. Scream 7

Imagine being this lazy when all you gotta do is talk an hour a week about how much you like god

I realize we’re supposed to laugh at this but how did they lose that much money?? WB just had one of the hottest box office runs of all time last year. How are they still bleeding money

Jingling keys in front of a toddler

Look to your left. Look to your right. If neither of those uncs are chopped,

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You can usually bet on that I’m out wearing some sort of Jurassic Park garment

Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much

It’s always two unvaccinated bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy

Love Flanagan but uh we already got the definitive one of this

Did you not get embarrassed enough last year

In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway

Like what conceivably is his goal here. This guy is nearly a trillionaire and this looks like a post from someone who starts a GoFundMe to get out of a bad roommate situation

This is gonna be the year

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Sorry but no de-aged faces could make me hate this, it’s fun

DRRRRRRRRINKIN’!

He speaks inappropriately to children in his downtime too

Ciara Myst’s lips are the new Arrietty’s nose to me. Like are you really gonna paint it like that all season #dragrace

I didn’t know jaundice could spread to your clothes

Why does this doctor look like she was executive produced by Ryan Murphy

*to wife’s lawyer printing out divorce papers* Makin’ copies!

Hope whatever 4chan thread this guy is on is absolutely laying waste to him

Wiping my ass with my journalism degree

*timidly breaking it to the cast that it’s not covid and we don’t need this anymore*

One of the VERY few good messaging campaigns Democrats have had in recent years was Walz’s “these guys are weird” and then the Kamala people talked him out of that and he hasn’t formed a coherent offense since

When this has a historically bad opening weekend Trump will do a Truth Social post about how it means movie theaters are dead

Not to get all Marvel about it but it feels like when the first Ant-Man came along, in that it’s a light-hearted breezy romp with low stakes that fits in the universe you know but is consciously not too worried about it

For a really, really long time, I thought Alan Moore made this up for Watchmen. I can’t believe we regularly gather four adults together to pose around a fake clock that they moved themselves

1700s Megyn Kelly would’ve been leaned out the window yelling for Paul Revere to shut the fuck up

For whatever reason all of Hulu’s photos on its homescreen are scrambled right now and it’s p funny

Diabolical work here

Republicans are coming to take your guns

Hope this guy does something fun with his extra day alive

Should’ve made it to air but I’m glad they posted it

The Greenland deal won’t go through until they hear out Paramount’s offer

My personal favorite thing about the era where everyone’s on their phones too much is that you can’t put it down for 5 seconds without potentially missing the biggest story in the world

Mr. Bean bumbling around with Mia Khalifa stuck on his head

One more 5-star in a row and they take away my Letterboxd account

The Bone Temple is a powerful reminder that what will heal the world is doing drugs in the woods with your friend

If Kid Rock said “The United Goddamn States” these people would think it’s the coolest thing in the world

Facebook going great