That’s not La La Land you fools it’s Step Brothers

Just emptying a clip at the color green

Happy FaceTime Your Parents And They Hold The Phone Between The Two Of Them So You Just See Both Their Shoulders Day

Man is just sundowning on main

Amending my anti death penalty stance for one guy

This looks like a maximum security prison

It’s very funny for this guy to be claiming he won the war in Iran when he’s also claiming he can’t turn the tables against algae enthusiasts

Stone cold masterpiece and it’s so weird it came out in June because it’s a perfect Christmas movie

Comedy fans, especially fans of ZAZ or last year’s Naked Gun, check this out. It’s gay Airplane. Absolutely stuffed to the brim with jokes. Visual gags, runners, wordplay, the exact smart/dumb writing mix you want in a movie like this. Had a blast. Ru specifically is excellent as the Leslie Nielsen

This guy has called police “the coppers”

Being in water reminds her of losing

Attention mob guys, time to beat his ass again

The only thing Bill Maher has in common with Mark Twain is using the N-word

The Lost World actually rocks, and its brutality and meanness is a feature not a bug

Nepo baby final boss

This guy’s career has been over for years and he’s still being a loser for free. Crazy work

Yeah definitely a good thing right now would be for MORE late night shows to end. Horrible take, eat shit buddy

Why does the new Spotify logo look like an emoji the Hulk sends when he’s sad

I dunno where the negativity for this movie is coming from and I’m calling it right now that it’s gonna be secretly great but also flop. Call it the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves effect

The Seinfeld episode where their showers are broken

It’s extremely funny for a guy who starred in a show where Greece looks like your friend’s backyard to say this

Everyone knows there is supposed to be one piece of popcorn that pops right in front of you and it looks like you’re gonna hit it

Finally getting the respect I deserve from my spam texts

In all fairness she *did* warn us that all she wants to do is shoot guns and take our money

The only airline I’ve ever flown where the adult beverage option was BuzzBallz

Atlanta hasn’t lost this much since General Sherman

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I’m good at getting my boomer parents to watch good TV (see also: The Chair Company, The Rehearsal, How To With John Wilson, Detroiters)

Two different TV shows this week have used a character driving a Cybertruck as a joke that they fucking suck

He’s raising an army of designated drivers

Wow Trump really threw Riley overboard, but at least she can swi— ah, well

Cmon man

People accusing Chuck Schumer of just sitting there writing strongly worded tweets are wrong. They are not even strongly worded

I don’t wanna instruct people how to do their racism, but it feels less impactful if you tell people you PLAN to offend them at some undetermined future date

Imagine the republican rage at realizing the moon is not white

Both great at hiding things

Excellent timing because never has the world been more on the side of robots or cops

Deciding on a restaurant with your partner at 9 PM like

If he ain’t forgiving Kyle Gass live on air and apologizing for throwing him under the bus, I ain’t interested

Damn, the strike was a great way to get your steps in

Exec 1: "What if we made a show about Godzilla-sized monsters (including Godzilla!) but every episode was about a human love triangle instead" Exec 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. There needs to be TWO love triangles"

Trump being roused out of a medically induced coma to post a racism so everyone knows he’s alive

Sorry but the response to the guy saying “BlueSky sucks because everyone picks an enemy and tries to chase them away” being “go away dude you fucking suck” is very funny to me

The “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes” Hall Of Fame

“Oh hey it’s the mom from Unhappily Ever After” - me getting kicked off the first episode of Jury Duty

This being posted by Consequence Magazine is pretty funny

Well then I am about to contain high levels of lead

Happy “Please, Brands, Just Let Me Go About My Day” Day

Somewhere Josh Gad did this at the same time

Judging on this week’s Drag Race was straight-up gaslighting. Juicy lost that challenge unequivocally, and Jane was solid, should’ve been in the top