This week we're taking The Dark Knight in a whole new direction: one where mustaches reign. Watch Matt Mercer bring life to Gilli Nissim's script... and some pretty epic crumb catchers. 🎙️And, listen to the whole podcast episode here: podfollow.com/novelizers

All hail the true star of The Dark Knight: Commissioner Gordon's Glorious (and Evil) Mustache. Thanks to Matt Mercer for making our favorite character come to life and to Gilli Nissim for giving the gorgeous bit part the attention it deserves. @matthewmercer.bsky.social

Forget Baby - no one puts LISA HOUSEMAN in a corner! New ep of @novelizers.bsky.social has Jane Brucker, who played the “hula hana” big sister in DIRTY DANCING, and her rebuttal! Check it out, and the rest of our Dirty Dancing season: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... novelizers.bsky.social

going to reach for the luscious, low-hanging fruit and say that i had the time of my life working on this!

This week: @amandalehr.bsky.social novelizes and Richard Kind narrates, plus @langstonkerman.bsky.social & @mrdavehill.bsky.social - listen at podfollow.com/novelizers

Holy crap, people! @mrdavehill.bsky.social welcomes @davidwain.bsky.social , Ursula Lawrence, and Grant O'Brien on this week's episode of The Novelizers. Listen at podfollow.com/novelizers

Season 4: Dirty Dancing 📖 Chapter 2 ✨ Written by: @jordanmorris.bsky.social (Youth Group) 🎙 Narrated by: @jessethorn.bsky.social (Bullseye) Plus, BTS scoop from @dailyangelagia.bsky.social (Smosh). Hosted by Dave Hill!🎸 🔗 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. Link in bio!

Love top-notch comedy podcasts? Then check out the new season of the @novelizers.bsky.social - because it’s really good.

Season 4: Dirty Dancing 📖 Chapter 1: “Whatever You Do, Don’t Lift Anything” ✨ Written by: Rich Talarico (Key & Peele) 🎙 Narrated by: Rachel Dratch (SNL) Plus, BTS scoop as Matteo Lane (Your Pasta Sucks: A Cookbook) channels the live great Liza Minnelli. #TheNovelizers #DirtyDancing #ComedyPodcast

Hop in! We’re all going to Kellerman’s for the summer! Bring your dance shoes! Dirtier the better! New season drops March 10! beacons.ai/thenovelizers #dirtydancing #comedy #podcast #comedypodcast

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 16: "Scotty Loses Consciousness" ✨ Written by: John Ross Bowie 🎙 Narrated by: Fred MacAulay Plus, BTS scoop from Mike Czarnecki. 🔗 Link in bio! #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast #Audiobook #BoldlyGo

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 15: "Spock’s Geometric Blunder" ✨ Written by: Mike Wilson 🎙 Narrated by: J.K. Simmons 🔗 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio! #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast #Audiobook

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 14: "The Wrath of Walt" ✨ Written by: @robkutner.bsky.social 🎙 Narrated by: @alizapearl.bsky.social, @ronenlanda.bsky.social, Joe Chiapa, Rena Strober, Rachel Bloom, @thecandimilo.bsky.social, @hodgman.bsky.social, and @mikeogorman.bsky.social

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 13: "What Am I Feeling?" ✨ Written and narrated by: @steveagee.bsky.social Plus, BTS scoop from Chris Karwowski. 🔗 Listen now wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio! #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast #Audiobook

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 12: “Kirk! With Eels!” ✨ Written by: River Clegg 🎙 Narrated by: Fred Stoller Plus, BTS scoop from @joe-randazzo.bsky.social 🔗 Listen wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio!

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 11: “Ain’t Nothing Regula About Any of This” ✨ Written by: @dennisdiclaudio.bsky.social 🎙 Narrated by: Dick Cavett 🔗 Listen wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio!

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 10: “Stalling for Time” ✨ Written and narrated by: Jo Firestone Plus, BTS scoop from @clarklarewjones.bsky.social. 🔗 Listen wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio! #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast #Audiobook #BoldlyGo

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 9: "Yellow Alert" ✨ Written by: @stephenl.bsky.social (The Tonight Show) 🎙 Narrated by: Ira Glass (This American Life) Plus, BTS scoop from @clarklarewjones.bsky.social (Crashing). #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast #Audiobook

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 7: “Genesis Begins” ✨ Written by: @fusionsaint.bsky.social 🎙 Narrated by: Maggie Maye, @mikeogorman.bsky.social, and Theresa Lee Plus, BTS scoop from @asherperlman.bsky.social and Steve Waltien. 🔗 Listen now wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio!

Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 7: “Follow You Follow Me” ✨ Written by: @mauraquint.bsky.social (The Onion) 🎙 Narrated by: @pattonoswalt.bsky.social (Ratatouille) 🔗 Listen now wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio! #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast

You’ll never look at Chekov the same way again!

🚀 Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 6: “Showtime” ✨ Written by: @kevinshinick.bsky.social (Robot Chicken) 🎙 Narrated by: @kevinshinick.bsky.social (Web of Spider-Man) Plus, BTS scoop with Jesse Glasgow (Key and Peele) 🔗 Listen now wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio!

🚀 Season 1: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 5: “This One Has Farts and Lady Jokes” ✨ Written by: Liz Lent 🎙 Narrated by: @maryjopehl (MST3K) 🔗 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you beam up your podcasts. Link in bio! #TheNovelizers #StarTrek #WrathOfKhan #ComedyPodcast

🚀 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 📖 Chapter 3: “Preanimate Bullshit” ✨ Written by: @davidagoodman.bsky.social (Futurama, Star Trek: Enterprise) 🎙 Narrated by: @felicia.day (Geek & Sundry, MST3K) In this chapter, Spock faces logic like never before, and Kirk gets a taste of Shatnerian drama.

Chapter 2: Dr. McCoy 🖋️ Novelized by Josh Lieb (7-time Emmy winner, writer for The Daily Show & more) 🎙️ Narrated by H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob’s Burgers)

As we prepare to unleash our fourth season, let's beam ourselves back to where it all began and see how we got here. 🎙️ Chapter 1: "The Period" ✍️ Novelized by Ross Pal 🎧 Narrated Christina Chong Plus, an exclusive interview with slug consultant @williebhines.bsky.social.

The Matrix, but rewritten funny by @alexrubens.bsky.social and narrated by Richard Ayoade. Plus: Brian Shortall. podfollow.com/novelizers

The amazing @aimeemann.bsky.social sang a song about The Matrix for us.

I wrote a chapter of the (unauthorized) Independence Day novel for The Novelizers podcast, and the wonderful Paget Brewster read it! Listen here: podfollow.com/novelizers

Hey, I wrote a chapter of The Matrix for The Novelizers! It’s that one part, you know, with shooting and jumping. Here it is, give a listen, won’t you? Is it a salve for a broken world? Not for me to say! podfollow.com/novelizers

There's a podcast called The Novelizers. Their first season was The Wrath of Khan...