“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

There’s more of us cunts than of them cunts. You are not alone. Let’s go.

So the US, a country that has suffered the death of 250,000 of its soldiers fighting against fascism in Europe in World War 2, is now declaring those fighting against fascism a "terrorist organisation".

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Fuck every last one of these fucking fucks.

"If you act like a jerk, you can face consequences by your employer. But if the government is compelling that company to take action against you for speech the government doesn’t like, then we’re fucking fucked. And friends, we’re fucking fucked." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-man-show

I saw a sign on a fence today that said not to chain bikes to it. So I went home, got my bike, and chained it to the fence for a solid twenty minutes. I do shit like this all the time.

I think it’s awful so many people are wishing for Trump’s death when he hasn’t even had a chance to suck my balls yet.

Check out this week's CXF Staff Picks from @kyledhiggins.bsky.social @alewingpromotes.bsky.social @jamesthefourth.bsky.social @seanphillips.bsky.social @patrickhorvath.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @ashcanpress.com and more! comicsxf.com/2025/08/27/s...

Thank you! I agree!

@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint

I’m tired of Donald Trump being portrayed as some orange blob who just golfs all the time. It’s important to remember he is also an avid pedophile.

Colbert rules, CBS drools.

@mrdavehill.bsky.social , when @jefftiedrich.bsky.social celebrates your humor…. open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

My favorite thing to do at airports, aside from all the nonstop porking, is to accept packages from strangers.

I almost never finish books, because I had ADHD back it was called "being an underachiever". But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.

Sometimes you need to bring nunchucks on a flight, but mostly you need to check out our most recent episode with legends @mrdavehill.bsky.social and @robkutner.bsky.social, chatting the newest season of @novelizers.bsky.social! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

"The hardest part of running a marathon is shutting the fuck up about it afterward." - @mrdavehill.bsky.social

On this week’s episode, we welcome back writers @mrdavehill.bsky.social and @robkutner.bsky.social to chat about their podcast, The Novelizers, plus black metal, blade humor, and so much more! Listen on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

Writer @mrdavehill.bsky.social spoke with us about his & artist Artyom Topilin's new @oni-press.bsky.social comic Dark Regards, based on Hill's madcap adventures of being a black metal icon... sort of. www.freaksugar.com/interview-da...

Issue 2 of my debut comic book series Dark Regards is out now via @oni-press.bsky.social ! Go git it!

Over the last twenty years, I’ve had contact with Billy Jones many many times. He was literally never unpleasant and never failed to smile. He was a major mover in NYC music circles for more than 2 decades and we are all better off because Billy lived and worked here. Devastating loss.

you should root for the oilers, like @mrdavehill.bsky.social www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Went through airport security with a guitar and a TSA guy called me Dave Mustaine. So I called him General Patton cuz he’s wearing a uniform. Now we are both laughing.

Important hockey-based reading!

Went through airport security with a guitar and a TSA guy called me Dave Mustaine. So I called him General Patton cuz he’s wearing a uniform. Now we are both laughing.

Just mixed medium roast and dark roast at this coffee shop cuz I’m not afraid to die.

My best friend Henry Kissinger has been gone 547 days now. But it feels like just yesterday we were throwing rocks at cars from the overpass before heading to Bennigan’s to drink sangria until we were crying from laughing. Miss you, H-Money.

Thank you!

Thank you!!

This is a note to acknowledge that my former Foghat bandmates have left me no choice but to take them to court again.

It’s Sunday. Let’s make it all about the butt.

Saw this walking around Chicago. Had to check out this book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social since my mom keeps talking about how I should support his art.

Thank you! Say hi to your mom!

Thank you!

🤘 @oni-press.bsky.social - DARK REGARDS #1 ✍️ Written: @mrdavehill.bsky.social 🎨 Art: @artyomtopilin.bsky.social 🖼️ Covers: Artyom Topilin, @andrewkrahnke.bsky.social Sometimes you break the internet — and sometimes the internet breaks you.

Sometimes I’ll call my Sweetwater rep just to check on him and see if HE needs anything.

proof that i’ve read and love Dave Hill’s new comic!

From the imagination of the multifaceted writer-comedian-actor-musician Dave Hill (known for Tasteful Nudes) and emerging artist Artyom Topilin (of Cruel Universe, I Hate This Place fame), comes DARK REGARDS. http://dlvr.it/TJ7S71

On this week's live show, guests Dave Hill (Oni Press "Dark Regards") + Greg Weisman (Dynamite "Gargoyles: Demona")!

Dark Regards #1 by Dave Hill and Artyom Topilin is infernally awesome. Get a first look! #comics #comicbooks

Dave Hill wants you to know Dark Regards #1 is on FOC

Oni Press announces that Dave Hill, Hunter Gorinson and Karl Bollers's own blood will be in Dark Regards #1 variant cover

Preview de Dark Regards #1 (of 4) par Dave Hill et Artyom Topilin chez @oni-press.bsky.social #OniPress #DarkRegards www.buzzcomics.net/showpost.php...

Issue #1 of my debut comic book series Dark Regards is out now on @oni-press.bsky.social. Written and created by me, art by the great @artyomtopilin.bsky.social. Get it at your local comic book store unless you’re some kind of wuss!

🔴 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗣𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦 | 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗦 | 5.14.25 🔴 Better late than never, right? Check out our STAFF PICKS OF THE WEEK for some new comic recommendations! @oni-press.bsky.social @skybound.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @artyomtopilin.bsky.social @ryanottley.bsky.social @imagecomics.com

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