He’s going to make them famous so we can buy them presents?

Fuck Bovino. Fuck Homan. Fuck whoever's up after that corrupt fuck. Fuck em all, beginning with the fat fuck up top.

Interesting to note that all of them routinely backpedal and/or change positions to suit the narrative of the day because they believe in nothing.

I hope Bovino’s neighbors forever shun him. May the local grocery store cashiers turn their back when he tries to buy food. May his house be forever egged. May the Baby Gap where he shops close their doors when they see him coming.

They need to stop shaming me!!!

This is good news if "expected to retire soon," they mean "exiled to Elba."

Why? Seriously, why are they leaving? They told us they went to MSP to enforce immigration laws. Did they accomplish that goal? Are all the "illegals" out of the city? Or did they just throw a bunch of tear gas everywhere and murder two people and then get sad because everybody hates them?

"I want every single one of these masked fuckers to bear the shame of their actions for the rest of their days. I want their children to feel compelled to lie about their fathers’ actions during these terrible days." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/have-fun-s...

I mean, we haven't forgotten Renee Good and we won't forget Alex Pretti in a week or so when ICE murders somebody else.

"All of the sources support the mass deportation agenda," but think ICE is going about it the wrong way. Hey fuck-o's, if you "support the mass deportation agenda," then you support this. You can't have one without the other.

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Greg Bovino is, to paraphrase the great Marisa Kabas, a Gestapo bitch.

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“Some of you will be mad at me for writing these words. I understand. I also understand that this damned Second Amendment has cost the nation more lives than every war we’ve ever fought.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/good-guy-w...

I mean, not last year, but ditto.

I can imagine every high profile professional athlete is asking themselves, once again, if they want to be Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali.

Here's at least some of our pre-empted episode.

At first glance, I found three rapists on that list (including the President).

No idea. First I'm hearing of it. (I don't watch)

Fucking first time I ever teared up over something I saw on Bluesky.

Going to spend the day not watching another execution.

"Their answer to the question about lifting up human life is to point to a cluster of cells and declare it more worthy than the human who carries it." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/lust-for-l...

There is a 0% chance that jokes makes the edit so THANK YOU.

"Their answer to the question about lifting up human life is to point to a cluster of cells and declare it more worthy than the human who carries it." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/lust-for-l...

We just shot our first episode of the new season of "Have I Got News For You" with guests Andy Richter and Janice Min. It's a goody. Airs tomorrow at 9 on CNN. And yes, there's baby pictures involved.

Batman does NOT appear to be a fan.

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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

from Jeff Danziger

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the Davos shit show. www.thedailybeast.com/mumbling-men...

“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Anne Frank

One of the things I’m really struggling with about what’s going on in Minnesota is that if you describe what’s going on in plain, factual ways to someone who’s not paying close attention you sound completely, bugfuck crazy

How is this making anybody safer?

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As he does so often, Michael Ian Black reached right into my soul and wrote this blog. Sir, I would request more warning next time. But I would never expect it.

To paraphrase Lionel Richie, I am rarely dancing on the ceiling. Even my happiest moments are often tempered with some kind of low-key dread. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/happy-happ...

Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues

Gotta be honest - I don’t love the idea of armed groups, be they governmental or civilian, marching around trying to intimidate each other. Eventually shots are going to be fired. God bless the Black Panthers, but this fucking sucks.

This is good.

"If New York is the world’s melting pot, Las Vegas is its endless buffet." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/a-20-bottl...

America in 2026: 34 people control 12% of the income. gzucman.substack.com/p/standing-u...

Does anybody ever met a paid protestor? Is this something you can put on your tax return? Is it a cash under the table thing? What is the interview process like? How much does it pay, and is it worth getting tear gassed and assaulted for the salary? What about health insurance? Pension?

For The Daily Beast, I wrote about the enemy of the people. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-com...

Ok but at least it's for, literally, no reason.

And then double the cost for when the next president changes it back.

Fuck.

Another fantastic HIGNFYE vodcast with the regulars and @allyoucaneatshrimp.bsky.social . I just wish I could laugh while I watch my birthplace being held hostage by a hostile occupying force. Thanks, @michaelianblack.bsky.social , Jim Biederman, and Jodi Lennon. As always, a tip of the hat.

He must’ve given them a turn on the couch.

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Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.