Michael Ian Black
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9 years in the NFL. 2 rings.
#9years2rings
For the Daily Beast, I contemplate borrowing England's king until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
www.thedailybeast.com/maybe-americ...
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Maybe America Deserves a Little Monarchy Again, As a Treat
King Charles’ big trip across the pond wasn’t just a nostalgic stroll through shared history. It was a carefully coded appeal not to torch a historic alliance in a fit of ketchup-throwing pique.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/maybe-america-deserves-a-little-monarchy-again-as-a-treat/
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Thank you and I love you,
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Brand new BALLROOM edition of Have I Got News For Your Ears.
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Trump VS Kimmel…Again? & The Ballroom Blitz! | VODCAST
YouTube video by Have I Got News For You US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JiyPSpP-HQV5Ybmt&v=enBLmhh0l_c&feature=youtu.be
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Brand new BALLROOM edition of Have I Got News For Your Ears.
www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jiy...
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Trump VS Kimmel…Again? & The Ballroom Blitz! | VODCAST
YouTube video by Have I Got News For You US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JiyPSpP-HQV5Ybmt&v=enBLmhh0l_c&feature=youtu.be
about 24 hours ago
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I really, really hope people go to jail over this. (They won't)
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3 days ago
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No Dog In The Fight
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"why do we operate from the position that political violence is unacceptable, but run-of-the-mill gun violence is just something we have to live with?" More from
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One Act of Gun Violence Was Averted Last Saturday Night
How many more were not?
https://open.substack.com/pub/michaelianblack/p/one-act-of-gun-violence-was-averted?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1da6qc
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"Why is the conversation about a ballroom instead of the fact that forty thousand plus Americans lose their lives to guns every single year? Why are we, again, focused on the ills of rhetoric rather than the impact of rounds?"
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One Act of Gun Violence Was Averted Last Saturday Night
How many more were not?
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/one-act-of-gun-violence-was-averted
3 days ago
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The criteria for impeachment is NOT whether the Senate votes to remove him from office. The criteria for impeachment is high crimes and misdemeanors. Has he committed high crimes and misdemeanors? Then the House's job is to impeach. Taking that off the table is dereliction of duty.
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4 days ago
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He's 80 and the thing on his hand is spreading to whatever's left of his brain. Facts are facts. That boy gonna die.
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4 days ago
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In case you missed it, I solved our gun violence problem.
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4 days ago
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"Jeffries says he will not do his job is Dems win House majority."
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So maybe the president should have gone through the proper channels, made his case, and asked Congress for funding instead of hiring a crew to tear down the East Wing after promising it would be untouched?
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4 days ago
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Parker Molloy
4 days ago
Big SNL Featured Player Who Gets Fired After a Single Season During the Show's Intro energy here
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Things are bad when Hootie & the Blowfish are making political statements.
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4 days ago
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BUILD A BALLROOM AT INDIANA UNIVERSITY STAT!!!
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5 days ago
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Chief of Protocol for the White House: "God wants Trump dead."
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5 days ago
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Such an important piece that I wrote.
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5 days ago
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"The 'More Ballrooms, Fewer Doors' solution is the only practical, realistic plan I’ve heard to deal with the otherwise intractable problem of Americans’ easy access to weapons of mass destruction."
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Make American Ballroom Again
The solution to gun violence has been staring us in the face this whole time.
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/make-american-ballroom-again
5 days ago
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I hate to say it, but they're right. The way to solve this nation's epidemic of gun violence is to construct more ballrooms.
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5 days ago
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Russell Brand on Piers Morgan is the most cringe-inducing thing I've watched since the original "The Office."
6 days ago
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John Moe
6 days ago
Super rare and I certainly never expected to find it at a record store going out of business sale.
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Motherfucking "the rule of law is holding" should not be headline-worthy in these United States.
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6 days ago
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The US has never not violated the Geneva Conventions in wartime since their passage in 1949. So why do we feign outrage at the thought of either Trump violating them, or other nations doing the same?
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War Crimes? What War Crimes?
Somebody called me out yesterday because I struggled to articulate my confusion about what constitutes a war crime, and why, on the latest episode of Have I Got News For Your Ears.
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/war-crimes-what-war-crimes
7 days ago
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This showed up on my YouTube homepage. I have no idea what this is and no memory of shooting it. But I liked it!
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Live It Now featuring The Sklar Brothers, JK Simmons, Michael Ian Black
YouTube video by LevinsonBrothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKeBumzksbE
7 days ago
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This remains unacceptable.
7 days ago
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Yes, I 100% agree. FULLY illiterate. Which is why I didn't pretend to know something I do not.
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7 days ago
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The Daily Beast
8 days ago
OPINION | If there’s a Trump administration candidate for “Most Likely to Wind Up Sleeping in Their Car,” it’s Kash Patel, writes
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Kash Patel Sure Is Going For Broke
And he’s breaking the FBI in the process.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kash-patel-sure-is-going-for-broke/
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For the Daily Beast, I broke down the K$H Patel brouhaha AND predicted his future.
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Kash Patel Sure Is Going For Broke
And he’s breaking the FBI in the process.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kash-patel-sure-is-going-for-broke/
8 days ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
8 days ago
Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker
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Yesterday, I sat down to write something funny and scathing about our FBI Director but could not quite muster the requisite venom. Today, I wrote this.
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My Brother K$H
Yesterday’s piece about recognizing one’s limitations seems to have resonated with at least a few of you.
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/my-brother-kh
8 days ago
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Heidecker wrote this, didn't he?
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8 days ago
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Look, I've been there. I'm not 100% sure he's wrong.
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8 days ago
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HIGNFY US
8 days ago
A NEW episode of
#HIGNFYE
is live! We discuss: The latest news on Kash Patel and what role JD Vance is playing in Iran negotiations and Trump reads the bible? All of this and more! Don’t miss an episode! Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts and vodcasts.
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"We were given bootstraps and told to pull. If we failed to rise, it had nothing to do with the impossibility to hoisting one’s self off the ground and everything to do with a failure to defeat that which cannot be overcome alone."
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The Crass Menagerie
On being not-so-special in America
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-crass-menagerie
9 days ago
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Brand new "Mike and Tom Eat Snacks" out today. This one's a real head-scratcher!
matescast.com
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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks | MATEScast
Michael Ian Black and Tom Cavanagh eat snacks and talk about it!
https://matescast.com/
9 days ago
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Probably no security risks there.
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9 days ago
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Damnit, I just posted this joke. Bradley beat me to it.
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10 days ago
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Perfect that they scheduled it during Happy Hour.
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10 days ago
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EXACTLY!
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10 days ago
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At least one American export remains unaffected by Trump's disastrous policies.
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"As the sun fades, we fetch sweatshirts and discuss whether or not we’re going to have dinner. Sometimes si, sometimes no. If we do have a nighttime meal, it’s light. Maybe some salad or a little pasta. Or, as I ate last night, 35 Italian cookies."
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Remain in Place!
A week into our monthlong Italian sabbatical, the shape of our stay has now taken form.
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/remain-in-place
10 days ago
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Sometimes in the middle of the day, I'll just shout out random words and my wife will say, "Spelling Bee?" and I'll say "Spelling Bee" before dashing out of the room to get to the puzzle.
11 days ago
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Serious question: have these killings had any effect on illegal drug use/supply/price? Or is this just murder porn?
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11 days ago
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Netflix's "Untold: Chess Mates" is Marty Supreme for chess. Watching now and loving it.
12 days ago
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"In our lightspeed culture, those who place themselves into our collective conscience for whatever reason strike us as worthy of our attention for as long as they manage to keep us titillated."
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Corey Feldman is Relevant!
And so are you.
https://michaelianblack.substack.com/p/corey-feldman-is-relevant
12 days ago
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Ok, but did these so-called “experts” have Jared on their team? Didn’t think so. Checkmate, libs.
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13 days ago
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HIGNFY US
13 days ago
Want more HIGNFY? Check out even more Best of Season 4 moments and HIGNFY EXTRAS on our YouTube. Link in bio to check it out!
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And you idiots thought Hegseth was this administration's biggest drunk.
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13 days ago
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How did he age 60 years in 20?
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14 days ago
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"In Italy, whatever must be done today can be just as easily done tomorrow. And if it can be done just as easily tomorrow, why not two weeks hence?"
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