I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE FORMATION OF MY WINDMILL COMPANY THAT PLANS TO PUT WINDMILLS EVERYWHERE

Why isn’t the follow-up a recitation of Trump’s initial demands: unconditional surrender (didn’t happen), regime change (didn’t happen), destruction of their military (mixed results), elimination of enriched uranium (not in the “deal”), end support for proxies (not in deal). Challenge these guys!

Sure, why not?

by @michaelianblack.bsky.social 1/2 "The smaller modifications: destroying the Rose Garden, putting up Staten Island banquet hall-style 'Presidential Hall of Fame' lettering, the various gold bits and bobs he super-glued on his office walls, have all been unseemly but irrelevant..

‘…it was cheap, violent, and stupid. Just like the administration which played host.’ Michael is right - We all deserve better.

“To walk through its rooms is to touch the fabric from which my country was sewn. If we speak in low tones when we are there, it’s only so that we can better hear her ghosts. The White House is our one true American cathedral.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/empire-of-...

When he says it’s built around “The Florida lifestyle,” does he mean raping kids?

Look at that fat old bald guy.

Weather is such a cuck

"My kids live there now, too, and they were with their city last night, just as Martha and I celebrated the Knicks last Finals appearance almost thirty years ago.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/go-new-yor...

Chanting: “Plague. Of. Locusts! Plague. Of Locusts!”

What does "centrist" even mean when it comes to cultural issues when the GOP's agenda is taking away rights from disfavored cultures?

Me too!

Seems like somebody would be covering this new development if it were true. Oh...

Yep. I wrote about it yesterday for the Daily Beast. bsky.app/profile/thed...

For the Daily Beast, I delve (again) into the sordid Epstein saga.

"Perhaps JD Vance's assurances that we won't enter a quagmire are apt because we're already in one." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/its-excurs...

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What kind of country disappears people in secret prisons? The bad kind.

JFC

Just once, I would like one of these congresspeople to say “If you’re not willing to acknowledge reality about this, then I have no reason to trust you about anything else. I will vote no. I yield the rest of my time.”

Blitzer looks like he's about to cry.

"This isn’t gaslighting – it’s a gas explosion. It’s deliberate, and it’s likely to be our undoing."

Okay but “Schooltastic” makes so much more sense if you just think about it, @michaelianblack.bsky.social Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/160436... Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/160436...

"When citizens do not trust their governments, bad things happen. Notably—and crucially for the people doing the lying—a lot of people just drop out of civic engagement altogether." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/this-shit-...

Peter Navarro: "Every American should love paying taxes for stuff they didn't use to pay taxes on."

Agreed! I wrote a whole goddamned book about it. www.amazon.com/Better-Man-L...

Why are people so coy about Trump’s imminent death. I kept seeing people obliquely talking about “It” happening. He’s 80, fat, dumb, and his body is rotting from the inside out. He’ll be dead soon regardless of us talking or not talking about it. If he dies at the Knicks game, Mamdani becomes Prez.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. You know how easy I am to fool!

I don't understand how ALL of these people are so gullible, dumb, and corrupt. Is there a class you take to get that way?

Somewhat revealing about Trump's interview with Kristin Welker today: when challenged, he immediately devolves to personal insults. Dum bully behavior. (Or wait, does dum have a b at the end?)

“60 Minutes is a show made by adults, for adults. 60 Minutes is (was?) a watering hole for people thirsting for substance in a Tik-Tok world.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/wanna-see-...

Everybody's saying you should boo Trump at Madison Square Garden. I think it'd freak out so much more if everybody is dead silent when he gets announced.

It's almost as if... and I know this is going to be hard to accept... George Santos is a bad person.

Timothee Chalomet in full Knicks gear standing up and cheering during the game is too close to Marty Supreme for my persnal comfort. Please tone it down for Game 3, Timothee. Thx.

Average height of these players has to be over 6 feet tall. Maybe taller.

Wait a minute - Jeremy Piven has better seats than David Robinson?

I love both teams. Happy whoever wins. This is what it means to be a #TrueFan.

Seems risky.

Weren't we told a few weeks ago that they had evidence that the 2020 election had been rigged? Seems like the kind of thing they would have probably released if it existed.

For the Daily Beast, I trace my own imminent firing as Bari Weiss devours CBS News. www.thedailybeast.com/the-doomsday...

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Not necessarily that notable that a UFO insider wrote a memoir. Very notable that EW is covering the story. The mainstreaming of UFO Disclosure continues! ew.com/former-intel...

Thank you, metaphor.

Had a great time co-hosting "Jenny Hagel Gives Advice" last night in Brooklyn. Jenny has a very funny new book out called "Advice No One Asked For." If you don't know her, you should. Hilarious writer/performer.

If ChatGPT were a person.

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It's a shame she suffers from facial paralysis. :(