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"I hate that the decision to escalate resides in the fetid brain of a demented octogenarian who took time out of his golf outing this weekend to issue a lengthy screed defending commentator Mark Levin after Megyn Kelly accused him of having a micropenis." michaelianblack.substack.com/publish/post...

Give the guy a break. He bet the farm on Chalamet.

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Look away! The stupid will blind you!

Definitely NOT thrilled that I trust whatever comes of the Iranian leadership way more than I trust what comes out of the Americans.

Thrice pre-empted for the war.

Please don’t tell @michaelianblack.bsky.social I said this, but this piece is spot-on and the most direct assessment of our current situation that I’ve read.

The war isn't spreading! Stop saying the war is spreading!

TONIGHT!! Comedians Moshe Kasher & @ophirae.bsky.social join the panel for an ALL NEW episode of #HIGNFY. Due to the current news cycle, stream tonight's episode on the CNN app!

Declan Coady was an Eagle Scout who served the homeless. He was the youngest service member killed in the Iran war. The embodiment of an Eagle Scout. www.kcrg.com/2026/03/05/w...

@michaelianblack.bsky.social explores our conflicted state of being perfectly. I Hope America Loses open.substack.com/pub/michaeli...

The best thing for us right now would be to declare victory and get the fuck out. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-hope-ame...

Kush out there hustlin'. Mad respect.

Want to offer Richard congratulations on his transition.

"They should be out there whining about media coverage like me!"

I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.

You fucking idiots believed this guy had reformed.

Our newest episode of #HIGNFYE is live! Go give it a listen!

by @michaelianblack.bsky.social “they’re fucknuts, sure, but they aptly represent a cross-section of men frustrated with a changing culture that, they believe, lay world’s problems at their feet. You know what? They’re right because, right now, the world is on fire and it’s their fucking fault”

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the outrage over the Pentagon's $124,000 ice cream-making-machine outlay.

“And if Rogan..the rest truly want forgiveness, they’re going to have to do something radical for the podcast age: start telling their audiences the truth, even when it’s boring, even when it’s complicated, and even when it doesn’t get nearly as many clicks as the like.”

“Somehow, all the same guys who were happy to ‘just ask questions’ about everything else were more than willing to swallow Trump’s obvious bullshit whole.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/joe-rogan-...

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Aw, it's just like old times. 🥲

Maybe we confiscate $844.7 billion of that, use it for social services, and leave him "only" as rich as Mitt Romney?

Love both these folks. Looking forward to a night of laughter followed by a night of getting pre-empted. (But maybe not!)

Nah bro - we're going to make one big war. Across the whole globe, maybe! If only there was a phrase to describe such a war.

If you recall, during the campaign Trump bitterly complained that Biden's job numbers were always revised downwards because he thought the stats were being cooked to help Joe. Will somebody in the press please ask him about his current stance? Actually never mind, I don't give a shit what he says.

They can't hear you, Lindsey. They're dead.

"We’re now at the point where there are so many illegal and unconstitutional things happening every day that it’s impossible to keep track of them all." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/clown-shoe...

Tomorrow, join @michaelianblack.bsky.social as we discuss: Status update on Operation Epic Fury, what happened on FOX News this weekend, Midterm elections in Arizona and Trump's latest press conference. Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

My God she looks exactly like Rihanna!

Honestly, buy all the shit you want. I don’t care if our soldiers are eating lobster. However much we’re spending on crustaceans and pianos is a helluva lot cheaper than invading a country for no reason.

Do you guys remember when Michael Bloomberg wanted to reduce portion size in sodas and the right had to be physically removed from their fainting couches with construction cranes?

Stream the new episode with Comedians @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social & @jennyhagel.bsky.social now on the @cnn.com app!

I think I’ve found your next profile pic…seems fitting since I sent you your current one. 🇨🇦😉

Kind of weird that there’s a professional sports league that routinely features men on ice skates beating the shit out of each other.

It's INTERNATIONAL Women's Day! and being an international woman, it is appropriate for me to recommend this audio book I made a few years ago with my friend, Megan Koester (@bornferal).It will tell you A LOT about how civilization has treated women since way back. www.audible.com/pd/The-Indig...

Credit where credit is due. Bill called it when nobody else had the guts.

Stream the newest episode of #HIGNFY with Comedians @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social & @jennyhagel.bsky.social RIGHT NOW on the CNN app!

EMOTIONAL POTATOES!!! New book, "I'm Busy," out now!

Hey! New #HIGNFYUS !!!! @amberruffin.bsky.social @roywoodjr.bsky.social and @michaelianblack.bsky.social are giving us good comedy while talking about the news! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgXQ...

Sure, we got pre-empted. I GOT YOU!!!

Sincere question about JD Vance saluting. As VP, he has no constitutional role in the military, right? So is the salute proper protocol because he was a Marine or is it standard practice for every VP?

Maybe remove your ball cap, fucko.

“Consider some words from the news over the last couple weeks: ‘imminent,’ ‘unconditional surrender,’ ‘war.’ All words denuded of their meanings in the same way replacing pie filling with shaving cream makes it fit for flinging but otherwise inedible.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-invert...

I don't know if "Have I Got News For You" will get pre-empted tomorrow night, but we I just got home from taping and I think we made a war about as funny as you're going to make it. Guests @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social and @jennyhagel.bsky.social were so funny. It'll be on the app if not TV.

So the same Russia telling Iran how to better kill Americans is now being rewarded by America?

"It’s contained” “It’s contained” “It’s contained” “Do you think it’s not contained?” Kellyann Conway, regarding the Covid-19 virus, March 2020.