Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:

I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”

“Let them eat urinal cake…”

“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!

Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:

PICK A LANE, FOLKS!

The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy

Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.

The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:

From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”

Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:

Just saw the movie about Springsteen recording “Nebraska” in an IMAX theater full of white people frantically yelling at the screen “Use better recording equipment!”

Drops in 13 days!

TODAY SO FAR: - The hostages have been freed - The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right Gonna be a wild week!

The Olympics are going to be even worse for the city than I thought…

*FINALLY*

Kudos to the casting agent for my HR training video who found this guy to play “Sexually Harassing Boss.”

When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩

LA COMIC-CONNERS: Come on down to see @jordanmorris.bsky.social and me at Artists’ Alley, Table J07 - TODAY ONLY!

TO BE FAIR: My pediatrician is constantly giving recommendations on how to end the Russia-Ukraine war and fix the economy.

Coming to LA Comic-Con this Sunday? Stop by and say howdy!

Remember all those voters who turned out in droves to end the era of reasonably-priced bathroom mirrors.

you guys, what if he’s calling all the generals to Washington to once and for all take down the Globetrotters?

We knew this was the shakedown the moment he announced them: tariffs as loyalty sculptors.

BLUESKY NEWS-DIGGERS: What’s Trump’s past beef with someone at Tylenol? This is all too weirdly specific to not be one of his grudge.

Kimmel comes back swinging. Richter advances on DWTS. It’s a good night for late night.

As a kid of the 80s, I’m intrigued to see Tylenol about to WIN a lawsuit!

My Rosh Hashanah reading just arrived.

Rejected New Yorker cartoon by Jose Arroyo and me. Shana Tovah!

Is your kid (or you) looking for a middle-grade sci fi comedy adventure to read? Look no further! @jeremydauber.bsky.social ‘s latest “PRESS 1 FOR INVASION” is a delightful, unpredictable romp through terrifying things like alien invasions and school cafeterias. Snap it up with your eye-tentacles!

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

NYers: Come see the funniest comics skewer one of the most iconic movies ever. Plus a surprise appearance from a REAL CAST MEMBER! Friday! www.caveat.nyc/events/the-n...

Come on down and see me, fellow nerds!

Ah that unmistakable annual sign… that I live in an economically depressed neighborhood.

While Jack Kirby’s best known for his fantastical creations, I prefer his works of stark realism:

At this point, the “2pm announcement” could just as easily be: - Stepping down for health - Abolishing the Post Office - We’re bombing Legoland - No more Ranch Dressing, gays!

And today’s award for “Most Crushingly Anticlimactic Headline” goes to…

Trouble on the set of “CAPTAIN AMERICA: REVOLUTIONARY WAR”

How can anyone be this angry, who gets to come to work every day in a bathing suit?

“Yes, I’d like to report an act of hate speech…”

And lo, a new hero arose…

Infallible Strangers

Friends, we got a call to action 👇 We have the right to know when and how our creative works are used, especially when it comes to GenAi! This is why we need regulation like California’s Ai Copyright Transparency Act #AB-412 ! If you agree, especially if in CA, please sign & share this petition!

It’s astonishing that the nearly-50-year-old, trillion-dollar-yielding Star Wars franchise’s entire cred was nearly derailed by the single word “Somehow.”

Is there ANYTHING this guy can’t do?

Don’t share this

Just when you thought the current timeline couldn’t get any more terrifying:

I’ve seen STAR WARS and COMING TO AMERICA like a million times each. But only yesterday did I finally pick up on this…