ALL-NEW COMEDY PATREON from Jon Kesselman & me INCONTINENT COMEDY: international laughs, 0 boundaries Sketches, travel misadventures, toilet-based interviews with Showbiz machers, + comedy content too outrageous for the "gatekeepers" (or "financiers"). LET'S GET INCONTINENT! incontinent.show

#LoveOnTheSpectrum cast ROASTS Kevin Hart back over his cheap joke about autistic people! 🤣🔥 www.tmz.com/2026/05/18/k...

“THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MANISCHEWITZ”

Damn, Apple Support!

Our Literary Thursdays series continues with @robkutner.bsky.social and his new book "The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting." Join us on May 14 at 6PM! www.queenslibrary.org/calendar/lit... #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth

TONIGHT! Come see COMEDY HISTORY with the first-ever Netflix-official FULL NEURODIVERGENT CAST comedy variety show, at Hollywood’s iconic Laugh Factory! Tickets in comments - ALMOST SOLD OUT

No brains. No effort. Just AI.

FAN of “Love on the Spectrum?” Comedy? BOTH?! Come to the Hollywood Laugh Factory Monday to see host Dani Bowman, other LOTS stars & a FULL NEURODIVERGENT CAST in an uproarious comedy-variety show — kicking off the Netflix Is a Joke festival! (Proceeds go to 2 amazing neurodivergent-support orgs)

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Whenever I feel bad about my own writing, I remember this:

I’m pretty sure there’s a bit more to it than this…?

The Femmebot doth protest too much.

JUST IN TIME FOR PESACH: A new Mamas' Boys podcast with Colorado Governor Jared Polis! This groundbreaking national figure casts new and surprising light on what strong male Jewish leadership can look like, at a time when it’s so urgently needed. youtu.be/pySFwo9pHyI?...

Call Me Fish-Meal.

Shouldn’t this, by definition, be…*unavailable* at participating Jack in the Boxes?

Paschal Wager

Do teen and 20-something girls in England speak with “vocal boil?”

🎵How many roads must a man walk down Before he gets plantar fasciitis? 🎵 (TURNS TO CAM) Hi, I’m Bob. They may call me the “Jokerman,” but I’m deadly serious about proper orthopedic support...

I came out with this book a year ago, and already so much has changed in Jewish history I clearly need a 2nd edition. So if you haven’t gotten a copy yet, please show my publisher there’s demand for more (more books, that is, PLEASE not more history!) www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Je...

I’m going to SXSW Saturday and Sunday. Reccs for music?

This is NUTS! “The Dark Knight” is responsible for Palantir surveillance! www.instagram.com/reel/DVte0fh...

I can’t un-hear this being read in a Barry White voice:

Now now Paul, the pleasure was *mostly* mine…

When you let your podcast guest know their episode is live:

From a FRANKENSTEIN screening and Q&A with Del Toro & design team: Monster’s color palette = Victor Frankenstein’s childhood home GDT wanted to make screaming castle Medusa 2 stories high - producer wouldn’t let him Actor cast as the Monster bailed 7 days before filming - Elordi was last-minute!

Doing my first AMA Monday. Sneak peek!

HOUSTON, we have a… fun time planned. Come see @daviddegrand.bsky.social and me and get our disgustingly hilarious kids’ graphic novel (or my Deadpool or comedic Jewish history book) signed! This Sunday!

Idk about the game, but so far the MVPs seem to be “keytars and mullets.”

New episode of my Jewish men’s podcast with guest Jake Tapper, on male fragility in DC and beyond, plus “Camp Ramah Confessions” youtu.be/fUXh1SYzZY0

At this point, the only Epstein Island revelation that would shock me is that it’s actually a peninsula.

Anyone know any journalists or media based in Rome? I have an interesting human interest story that’s a little crazy…

Guys, my Internet provider just figured out I’m Jewish.

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the Board of Peace!”

Why is there a DHS vote on *more* ICE funding when the BBB already funded them more than any military branch?

America’s insurance no longer covers what Dr. King prescribed.

She always does!

Alternative titles for MARTY SUPREME: “One Bad-Choice After Another” “Marty Mauser & the Search for the Prefrontal Cortex” “Da BALLS On Dis Guy!”

Another rave for the pod! Stay menschy, San Diego www.sdjewishworld.com/2026/01/12/m...

New Regina Spektor album just dropped:

By @daviddegrand.bsky.social and me:

Jewish men have been talking for 1000s of years - but NEVER THIS DEEPLY - check out our new pod! Drops tomorrow 1/9 wherever you get your podcasts. #friendship #judaism #mentorship #community #masculine youtu.be/chBz0GFUIng?...

The other genius technical innovation of Zoom is the 40-minute mark. Precisely long enough to get *actual* meeting business done, or - for two people catching up - to reach the point of “Sooo… who else are you in touch with…?”

SEXIST MUCH, ESCALATOR???

Right now Marco Rubio has a loop of “Lose Yourself” playing in his head 24/7.

GREAT OFFER FOR GREAT CAUSE: NBC has donated 2 tix for Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live! w/ Andy Cohen” to Rx Laughter, a humor therapy charity that comforts patients & families. Bids are usually $3-4k. Best offer accepted. All $ to therapeutic care, no salaries. Email [email protected]

You can’t spell “Minute Maid” without “AI”