Happy Holidays courtesy of #BelaFleck and the Tones thereof. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VYi...

#NailedIt www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9YZ...

Fascism is having to watch a bootleg version of a news program produced in your own country.

If you come at me with your optimism, I'm just going to remind you that it's 2025 and we STILL don't have double stuffed Combos.

My ex-MIL is in town for a year this week.

I'm tired of sharing this world with styrofoam.

Die Hard is not a movie.

Choopie had her first full dental yesterday. She hasn't been under since she was spayed about 8 years ago. She was definitely feeling the derps.

Waiting for some genius to start marketing accent and entertainment decor as “retro”, but it’s just the same stuff you can get now, only without LED strips.

MOM: We have The Beatles at home! THE BEATLES WE HAVE AT HOME:

I am not above unironically utilizing LEGO builds as home decor.

Love Actually Kind of ashamed for having sat through the whole thing when I did watch it.

Tried these. They taste like someone gave AI a vague description of what chocolate and mint taste like and had it generate a recipe. If La Croix had a cookie division, this would be their flagship product. They have achieved an approximation of flavor. Uncanny valley in cookie form.

Using the TouchTunes app to play Last Christmas at random establishments in my area because I am an agent of chaos. #Whamageddon

INSTACART: Many in Stock! INIGO MONTOYA: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It's that time of year when I'm reminded that I like the idea of liking the taste of sage, but I don't actually like the taste of sage.

A movie that takes place where you're from. They actually did their homework. Spiedies and carousels were both prominently featured, as was the late Number Five, though they chose to use a facade that was much less interesting than the real restaurant's exterior. youtu.be/cL-tP03XoH4?...

OH WAH-AH-AH-AH!

Playing NYT Connections is like arguing with a MAGA boomer--a farcical battle of wits against a collection of random associations masquerading as logic, but you're convinced that there's some moral victory in unravelling the banality of your foe, despite knowing they'll be back at it tomorrow.

Here's Sean Connery in Zardoz, a movie I have not seen

ouroboreos

You're at Pinky. I need you at The Brain.

Name a villain you sympathize with. I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.

Finally getting around to watching The Irishman. A little over 2 hours in--just the length of a regular movie left to go.

Evergreen

My art student let me know about this game. Colorfle! colorfle.com

Quote with a 10/10 album. Or 4. These are all top-to-bottom listens for me. Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.

Slight hyperbole perhaps, but objectively the funniest thing ever said about Liberty DeVitto.

This account smells like chai tea latte, whole wheat toast with strawberry rhubarb preserves, Fall scented candles, and crippling imposter syndrome with a hint of agoraphobia.

Little known fact: November 1st marks the official start of Kaukauna port wine cheese ball season in the northern hemisphere.

When someone recommends some music, I will almost certainly check it out. When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually. When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:

Not a fan of dance or screamo, but I can't help but get a little giddy whenever #ElectricCallboy drops a new single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrH...

Didn't squeeze in as many horror films as I wanted/usually do this October, but I did stay true to my bookend viewings: ParaNorman on the first weekend of October and American Werewolf in London on the last. Also finally got around to seeing Weapons. 😳😱

How hard do I go in celebration of the spooky season? Well, let's just say I could absolutely murder a plate of Totino's pizza rolls right about now.

Last night visiting fam in MA. Looking forward to reuniting with Choop, but sad to be leaving tomorrow. 😢 1. Sis on a day trip to Newburyport 2. Exterior decor at sis' house 3 & 4. Made pizza tonight for sis/BIL/nephs. This is my love language.

Hey mutuals, I'm catching up tonight (and probably tomorrow) on 6+ days of content, so if you see that I liked a skeet of yours from last week, I swear I'm not stalking you.

Speeding tickets are basically a fine for not using Waze.

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand Mushrooms Love Actually Hey Ya!

An unsolicited Flick pic

That must be why they always start with "1, 2, 3, 4!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmqP...

"Nevermind. It was in my placenta the whole time. Never thought to look there." - John Legend www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcmL...

Skaneateles

This seems like as good a time as any to tell you all: I am the original drummer for Antifa. Played on the first 3 albums.

Skanking / trombone / drums

I don't remember all these trolls feigning outrage when I was a kid and the foreign-language track Rock Me Amadeus was charting, but I guess they're willing to make an exception when that language is German. #BadBunny

Folks: I am not on TikTok. Any account there is not me. And I will NEVER ask for money!

A TV show about the misadventures of Aaron Burr and his bumbling personal proctologist. Only Burr Turds in the Building

I got WAY too invested in this. I did not need another reason to yell at my screen today, but here we are. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLEU...

I had a routine worked out with Choopie, but Raygun stole it.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think you should refer to yourself as "hardcore" when your favorite condiment is mayonnaise.