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Haven't ordered anything of value from the UK in a while, but I learned this week that between conversion rates and duties, you can pretty much take the sale price in pounds and double it and that's about what you're going to be paying in US dollars. 🤦‍♂️

Showtime, please put Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Clint Eastwood, Dennis Miller, and Jesse Ventura in a house for 6 weeks with exactly enough resources to keep 5 people alive, but also the option to stockpile resources for yourself by exploiting housemates and called it The Real Real L Word.

I've come up with some house rules for Monopoly that make the game tolerable for me: - Taxes/fines go in the middle, claimed by landing on Free Parking - A strict 30 minute time limit--at the end of 30 minutes, the player with the most assets declares me the winner - I get the dog AND the car

Lost about 6 months of open browser tabs in a MacOS update that had a hiccup. I'm sad but also relieved, like this is a new day, free from the burdens of yesterday. I can do anything I want; be anything I want to be. I think I'm going to eat some carbs and go back to bed.

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Anyone else miss the intensity of Internet v1.0? www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nk...

Am I the only one who can never tell if I'm watching Ron Livingston or Kyle Chandler?

Here's a lesson I've learned about a dozen times & always forget: If you're going to replace a component of a toilet tank, just replace ALL of the components, because the one that looks like it's in good shape and seems to be working fine will have developed a crack/leak by the time you reassemble.

Today a mobile phlebotomist came to my place to do a blood draw (I'm fine!) but in retrospect, I invited him into my home and he took my blood so I'm a vampire now probably

Post a Jedi...wrong answers only.

Eight movies to get to know me 1. An American Werewolf in London 2. Best in Show 3. ParaNorman 4. Grey Gardens 5. Ed Wood 6. Young Adult 7. High Fidelity 8. The Florida Project

Giving serious thought to moving to another country, preferably one where less than 90% of the GDP is the result of grifting.

this needs to happen if for no other reason than to give us one video of Flav and the team in Vegas that perfectly and beautifully counters the video of Kash Patel partying with the men's team.

You know how there's people that love Nirvana and then there's people who wear Nirvana t-shirts and have never heard a single song off of Bleach or In Utero? It's like that.

Welcome to my modest collection of comics, trades, and graphic novels @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social ! Glad you could join us! 🙂 Hope launch week is exceeding expectations! Everyone else, if you want to support cool art give her a follow and/or check out the link below! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPDGMRC...

I decided to remove my glove for this pic

Hellraiser 0.5: Heckraiser

Two actual interactions I had today within 8 hours of each other. You're doing awesome, tech brahs, keep up the great work! Can't wait till you're 100% in charge of infrastructure and education. 🤦‍♂️🤬

Awesome news from a talented artist, do yourself a favor and check this out!!

If you send me a request at 4:30 PM on a Friday, I'm going to assume that the only reason you didn't start the email with "I know you won't read this till Monday morning, but..." is because the notion is clearly implied and understood by all parties.

The cool thing about using the drive thru pharmacy at #Walgreens is that all of the sudden you have plans for the evening.

If you see this, post a rabbit.

The real scandal here is that it was Mike Johnson's handwriting. www.comicsands.com/kenworthy-sh...

Didn't do anything to celebrate V Day this weekend, but I stumbled across a box of wine gums in the pantry that I picked up months ago and forgot about, so I decided that Today is the special occasion I was saving them for, and if that's not self-love, I don't know what is. ❤️

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. Still a fav. #ToadTheWetSprocket www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHs...

Name a video game you’ve put 500 hours into (Pretty sure I have--I've played through the main storyline at least 4-5 times. Always holds up.)

Ok, so the @rifftrax.com guys announce new old-school DIY-style #MST3K eps, and then a week later announce that @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social and @frankconniff.bsky.social will be reprising their roles and co-writing an ep?! People, that is how you make a cynical old man cry. (In a good way)

OK, now let's play PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE In no particular order: • Coffee • Sticky Toffee Pudding • The Pen Tool • Hammer Horror • Zelda Games • Hnefatafl (about 1500 years late to the party) • Enjoying LEGO as an adult

i like when the two ice skaters turn into a voltron

My dad owns a humiliating number* of Mitch Miller albums. * more than zero

Post-Constructed Nachos (Crumble tortilla chips, top with cheese and salsa, warm/melt, mix, stir in sour cream, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, or whatever else you want, and eat it with a spoon. Don't at me, I swear it's not as depressing as it sounds.)

Yes, please. I wonder if Radial Entertainment's recent acquisition of the brand had anything to do with making this possible...? Either way, I'm just glad someone's making more #MST3K. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Had a hypothetical conversation recently about what constitutes appropriate/inappropriate age gaps WRT dating. All I know is that if you can sneak out a fart in public without having an emergency exit strategy mapped out, we're in very different stages of life. Sorry, it's not going to work out.

For any Toad lovers that might not know, they finally released Rings: The Acoustic Sessions this week. The album features acoustic re-imaginings from 14 songs spanning their entire career. Available to download on Bandcamp. HIGHLY recommended. #ToadTheWetSprocket www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQE...

Pee-Wee's Big Sausage Sorry, I'll see myself out.

Apparently, a little-known piece of Teams etiquette is that you should ask everyone to come on camera before proceeding to share a PowerPoint deck for the entire meeting.

There's a word for people who enable fascists via willful ignorance: Fascists

Ok, podcasts growing their audience on YouTube--I get that. There's an extra level of engagement, the platform accommodates the medium well, etc... But Podcasts on Netflix...?!

Had a talk with my dad last night where he verbalized some things that I knew were there, but I've never actually heard him say out loud. It was gross; I'm feeling a bit sick over it today. Didn't help that he texted me a faux apology and asked me to call, then doubled down on the phone. 🤦‍♂️🤮

As I was returning from a grocery run and pulling into my driveway, One Headlight came up on my "Sad Bastard" playlist, and @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social will be happy to know that I stayed in the car to take it all in. AWW YEAH

RIP Rob Hirst, an amazing talent gone too soon. 😢 youtu.be/Jo3yiCPav0A?...

I think one of the most pretentious things you can do during the holidays is sing that version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen where the 2nd "comfort and joy" is quarter note triplets. It's an xmas carol, people, not a syncopation contest.

This resonates so much. The dive that defined my 20's was Blinco's in the late 90's and early aughts. For the #Raleigh folks out there, I'm talking about the original location on Millbrook. The owner was from upstate NY so it was a taste of home. Beef on weck, garbage plates, and... (1/6)

Something to enjoy while thinking about the Roman Empire. Specifically, the Sporus part of the Roman Empire.

Good day to remember that the people who hid Anne Frank were breaking the law. The people who killed her were following it.

Joe Pera Talks With You Which is odd, because it wasn't intended to be the series finale, but it was a pretty perfect bow on the series. Everyone seemed to be in a good place and Joe was venturing out into new (but relatively safe and predictable) horizons. Exactly what you'd want for that series.

I know I'm way late to the party on this, but I "discovered" sticky toffee pudding this year. I made it for xmas and made it again today and I think I have a new favorite winter dessert. 😋

Cheers to the 98% of corporate America who took vacation today so the 2% of us who show up/log in can basically enjoy a day off without burning 8 hours of PTO.