Shocked and saddened to announce that I am now against the release of the Epstein files.

Blight! if you are at Thought Bubble this weekend, please swing by my sister’s booth and peruse her wares!

If you’re 38 you can run for any office in the land

NYT EDITORIAL DESK "did you do that Nuzzi profile?" "sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked" "you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

Oh brave new world that has such Thai food in it

Two weeks from tonight! It's time for the 19th Annual Thanksgiving Feast Show! W/ Siobhan Thomspon, Ronnie Adrian, Suzi Barrett, Alex Berg, Deborah Tarica, Julie Brister, Todd Fasen, Alex Fernie and FREE PIE FOR THE AUDIENCE!! 11/26 at the Elysian! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/thanks...

The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you

Their jobs are fake but they need to be looking like they’re doing something on the computer since the corner office has glass walls

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Might as well get the 50 year mortgage since you’re only gonna live to enjoy it for 10

a “Space Force”, if you will

Look how pretty my bestie is 🥰 (Alden there also g bles)

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Reading A Woman in Berlin when I was like 17 fundamentally changed my brain. it’s an autobiography by a female journalist living in Berlin when the Russians invaded at the end of WWII. One of those books that I can’t recommend but I think everyone should be required to read.

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

I keep on thinking about how prescient Hitchhiker’s Guide was about AI. Every time I see anything about it my brain yells “listen up you stupid computer, it tastes filthy”

I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide. And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft. What does OpenAI offer the world?

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

Ultimately Nancy Pelosi’s legacy is that she just kinda forgot to mentor a single person and that’s why we have Hakeem Jeffries now

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Happy Andrew Cuomo Moving To Florida Eve to all who celebrate

I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

Editor: You get those photos of the white supremacist? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

The rat king has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

New from me: The police are defunding our cities. In LA, LAPD’s growing liability lawsuits are costing taxpayers millions of dollars in payouts. $400m in payouts since 2019. The biggest culprits: protests, police shootings, and car collisions. More👇 lapublicpress.org/2025/11/lapd...

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system. Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven) projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...

Am so impressed by rockstars who have the energy to destroy a hotel room after a show. Approximately 47 seconds after stepping off stage I turn into a bag of wet soup

is this good

the DHS socials are staffed by actual nazis designed to make posts that appeal to nazis, they want genuine believers in a white state. there is not a single ICE agent that “is just following orders”, they’re all buying into an intentionally fascistic project

Usha Vance steer clear of tall ledges and large bodies of water I guess

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing. Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

this is absolutely insane and yet another sign that the trump administration is attempting to become a full on authoritarian government regime

Take a listen to Congresswoman Becca Balint. She is incredibly frustrated and you can see the pain in her eyes. I honestly thought no American President would let people go hungry but, we are not dealing with normal times. This is pure evil.

"everyone is twelve" and "everyone on bluesky is thirty-eight" are actually compatible theories