"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

Vouching for the Seydou Keita exhibit featuring #photography/ #textiles at @brooklynmuseum.org on the transition from French colonial rule into independence in Mali. He was the state photographer when media was censored and cameras basically banned. Gorgeous work. #artsky #museumsky

<enunciating crisply> NUDE THOR

Marvel, generate Nude Thor

the house of ideas needs to put this up in the EIC's office as the guiding light of both "any time we do a swimsuit issue" and just in general

every time you take an escalator underground to reach a retail establishment in NY you are piercing the walls between realms and accessing a kind of urban haunted forest. fidi alamo, chelsea michaels, and of course the dearly departed astor place k mart: all of these are in some way the backrooms

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Asking Odysseus if he can name the guys who got eaten by the Laestrygonians

Nice argument, but I’ve already depicted you as the blurry, blobby Chandra X-ray image, and myself as the high-contrast sparkly Hubble image taken in visible light.

Marvin the Martian Navigator: the Ixian Q-36 Explosive Pain Amplifier

YOSEMITE SAM: [spits] PORKY PIG: Hold! Thank you, Sam, for the gi, for the gi, for the gi, for the gi, for the kind donation of your body's moisture

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

every democrat: TACO trump is at it again, folks! and that is NOT a slay! pundits: do the democrats have an academic jargon problem?

like which democrat is he talking about even? none of them do this! They all say the same thing as him about it and still nobody likes or votes for them

i know im an ivory tower out of touch soft palmed limousine liberal or whatever but i find this attitude very condescending, which is the entire problem with college seminar language in the first place

yeah and I guess somewhat in Turner's defense, it wasn't really clear that it was going to be a world-historical bad at the time, no one had really ever done it before. *Could* it have been good? No, I don't think so. Still, though.

A lot of people are asking me what is happening here so I broke out Visio to see if I can clear things up. Hope it helps!

okay "elon musk pretends to be his own mother online" is funny but its hinting at a much richer situation which had to have happened: elon musk explaining to his mother why its crucial that he pretends to be her online

she looks like shes trying to become the sexy lady gremlin and i cant believe im saying that in a negative way

okay i guess i didnt realize that in addition to everything else hogwarts legacy is a video game where you go to school

this feels like a wild ad campaign to run right when the american spirits industry is cratering

it is kind of darkly funny that its Americas Big Birthday and everyone is pissed off and sick of it

🎵 i got something to say / i did some posting today 🎵

I promise it is 100% possible to acknowledge the value of nuanced conversation about access to many forms of mental health support without saying anything close to “RFK has a point about antidepressants” because that isn’t the point he has and you’re a mark if you think otherwise

important to point out the creator and showrunner of this is the babadook from the "adults drinking wine vibe" meme

This is embarrassing

"This food looks like it has bad vibes but actually the vibes are immaculate"

reading a book about the long history of minstrel shows in America (up until the 1970s!) and obviously it's disgusting and horrifying but also I can't help but think that contemporary Black people must have been disgusted and hurt and furious but ALSO like "these are the weirdest people on earth"

so basically hallmark predicted that a female trainer would win Derby 152. people aren’t talking enough about this imo

not only am i going to tell my children this was the x-files i already have

Hallmark Derby movie depicts the rose garland as sewn together in a greenhouse which is a lovely thought but it’s actually done at a local Kroger I watch these movies for hard-hitting realism so this is a little difficult for me

*extremely long sigh* so at one point skinner says that the only reason they keep the x-files around is their case closure rate is like 95%. but we see a ton of cases that don't get closure in any real way so there must be HUNDREDS of cases where they're slam dunking serial killers ten minutes in

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

putting "ally" in my bio so people know I look exactly like this

something that makes me feel like I'm losing touch with reality is the number of places that now effectively ban teenagers out of fear of crime at a time when crime is much lower than when I or my parents were kids. there were multiple teen serial killers in the 70s!!

there’s an objectively correct answer and it’s Live Más, you can instantly imagine 5 - 10 incredibly self-serious heartbreaking episode storylines that arrive there, my favorite is “Don Draper has seen Angels in America”

I don't like getting beaten into anything. but a PULP??? the absolute worst

something I have been thinking about a lot recently is how in the past decade the class of business leaders and university presidents have developed a completely unhinged rage and disgust towards their own customers and students, respectively

"zoomers pine for the world presented in the x-files" is an incredible example of, like. artwork that explicitly mourns the dissolution of institutions and civic life being later held up as an example of strong institutions and civic life

bad news everyone. both of my kids are orphans; the older one is away at College but the orphanage that the younger one was living at burned down in the California wildfires so she has moved in with her older sister. They built a log cabin in a field a few miles from college and slaughtered a hog

it is funny to read this stuff as someone with a historical interest in the 1990s, a decade that began with one of the worst economic dislocations of the post-war era and was marked by genocide, catastrophic terrorist attacks, a resurgence of virulent racism, and fears of technological dislocation

I have been reading contemporary YA fantasy novels to my daughter at bedtime for the last little bit and they're all Fine but a legitimately disconcerting thing is to pick up a contemporary adult horror novel that was recommended to me and it's written in the EXACT same way

One of the many things I find disturbing is the combination of “you are conscious and essentially human” and “I can end your existence at any time and get a replacement.” The nature of other people is that you can’t discontinue them when they displease you. If you can, you’re playing with a toy.

Jokes on you, I can't remember enough of anything I love to populate a top ten list off the top of my head. The second you ask I will forget I ever even watched a tv show or listened to a song

One of the worst things about this model is no one EVER invests in stuff that is already there because it isn't as good a CV line.

the day is saved! apparently someone has *already generated* the complete works of Shakespeare and put it all online