Molumbo

"hetrosex male" feels like.... did this guy just invent a slur, for ME?

a pretty good reason to be unrelenting and uncompromising on abolition is because you can presume that every dem loyalist thinks like this: continuing to fund and build the gestapo in between handing it off to republican administrations—rather than dismantling it—is entirely acceptable to them

the lesson any normal ppl would take from the epstein files is that some people will excuse anything in order to be proximal to money and power and these guys are like "well I know we're not in the emails but we want to remind people that we'll also do that"

absolutely hate when I emerge gasping, taking great gulps of air

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

i vant. , to suck. > .yout blood

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Buddy you do NOT have time to be in this play with Penn and Teller, you’re already in deep shit with the guild!

at some point he gets completely disoriented because he's walking through a gate. it's like when you take an edible to go to sleep and wake up in the middle of the night too high to find the bathroom

people keep giving secret missions and priceless armaments to a guy who at one point gets taken prisoner because he's remembering too hard

"i must return the claw of the concilator even if it means I must turn south" you! were! supposed to be!! in thrax!! weeks ago!!! go to work, go to your damn job!!

wandering around the damn gardens, socks bulging with enchanted gems, dropping his priceless sword everywhere. youre never going to be autarch this way

Severian the Torturer.... youve got to get your shit together... you've got too many women, you've got amnesiac women, enormous monster women, dead memory women, women who are your haters.... your ass is having too many damn reveries

And now whereas Woke did lade you with a heavy yoke, Woke 2 will add to your yoke: Woke hath cancelled you with whips, but Woke 2 will cancel you with scorpions.

In 2011 I had a well-sourced story on medical students doing unauthorized gynecological exams on unconscious patients without consent and we didn't publish it at a major women's mag because my boss, whose husband was a new doctor, said "He told me that doesn't happen." www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

why is it volatile? well firstly the fundamentals which of course change rapidly

it's so funny that the EXAMPLE in this ad is just the AI telling you that situations have causes, and reasons

A particularly fun phenomena on here is to find a person expressing a frustration and then respond as though you're a beleagured colleague tasked with showing the transfer student from Born Yesterday academy the ropes, all while yelling at them for what you assume is ignorance and not disagreement

Signal is safe to use, and it's good enough to use for everything. www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...

WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today

We have enough evidence for UBI in general that this policy should be a given. But the difference is, to understand UBI works is to believe that people are fundamentally good. And a big chunk of society is built around the belief, *must maintain the belief* that people are fundamentally bad.

wait isn't that guy Nancy's dad? Mr. Sputter????? what is the relationship here

wow

hard to explain this but every woman in the rockford files is straight out of a scott walker song

"I think it is called a lost leader in the lingo of my family's retail background." -- Lawrence Krauss in an email to Jeffrey Epstein ok! sure! www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I don’t assume this means that normal people are being pushed to the left although I think they’re amenable to it, I just think they’ve been failed so many times that the distinctions are less important

Lot of people like to do sorta self congratulatory The Libs were right/will save us bit but I think that undersells how weird a place normal people are in politically. Moms are ready to throw a brick through a window

ME: *trying to chop it up with the other prisoners accused of oath breaking and mutiny against the crown* what yall think we're gonna get rent into today. twain? classic, classic

I can't stop thinking about this. It's not just multi-millionaires or billionaires, I see it with old friends who have for whatever reason been more rapidly upwardly mobile than the rest of our social group. You can see their grip on basic reality loosen in real time, everyone but them can see it...

chat how are the portents

A dear friend of mine getting into miniature painting asked me to print him some Star Wars miniatures but neglected to request specific characters. I am unfamiliar with Star Wars outside of the 70s comics and the 25 year old PC games, so I naturally went with what I assume is everyone’s favorites

Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today? *the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them* Me: Oh. Huh.

doing the calvin smirk because my wife doesn't know that i secretly ordered her the special meatball parm the pizza place only has on wednesdays and always sells out of for lunch tomorrow

anyone got a post opener that can compete with "the tall ship I volunteer on"

hey y’all get you some

“Nah nah just on the floor with the rest of it it’s fine”

building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity

never ever going to forget seeing sufjan stevens + the grand symphony orchestra for the kennedy center's celebration of ten years of free shows in 2007, probably a top 5 concert of my life. (if anyone has every found a bootleg please send it to me immediately)

"There's a huge divide between the people who are looking into the uses of strategic murder as a political strategy and people who are philosophizing about the ethics of it" Yeah, I bet there is! I bet those categories of people don't agree on whether or not a Bad thing is Good, actually!

"Some people are saying this is wrong, but other people are saying that it's useful" that's not a conflict, that's how it's supposed to work. We wouldn't have to worry about if it was wrong if it weren't also useful!

am actually hung up on this "There’s a divide between people who are looking into the uses of AI and [those who are] philosophizing about the ethics of AI." like, yeah. But it's the *ethics* that are the important part. That's what...that's what ethics are for?

baby you KNOW im rounding out a meager porridge with berries nuts and seeds!!!!

anyway cartoons are bad for you