i already find it grim and crazy making that "migrants" seems to have universally replaced "immigrants" even in straight "mainstream" news reporting but bari apparently thought it wasn't derogatory enough

What up everybody it’s Mr Beast and they said this experiment was forbidden but we’re about to find out which of these babies can speak the original language imparted by God to Adam and Eve so smash that like button and don’t forget to subscribe

not in a holier-than-thou way but I’ve only used an LLM to generate one (1) image and it’s funnier to me if this remains 100% of my usage in that regards

Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones

Today in Luann, 1997: Luann's fantasy gifts to her family include a frightening Giger-esque fuck device for Dad, a brutally trafficked domestic for Mom, an escort for Brad, and for herself a Sliver-ish surveillance center with a live feed of whatever Brad's about to do to that escort, for reasons

I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society

I approach a table of Black guys eating lunch. I lift up my under armour shirt Exposing my big bright white belly. “I don’t have to apologize for this anymore.” They trade glances & one whispers that he’ll pray for me. I walk away victorious

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/1... when people ask me what my favorite non-dairy chocolate beverage is

Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Wired: How the Grinch stole Christmas is a heist movie

literally minutes ago i got a big on-screen warning that my mouse's battery was dying. instead of panicking, i went to my closet with confidence, knowing that the AA i needed was easily accessible in my battery daddy

kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about

Goldilocks waking up:

There are people being paid by the federal government to sit around and think of increasingly outrageous posts to titillate Nazis on the 9th most popular social media site in the U.S.

Actual swing voter: Hitler was a nasty guy but he got things done. Also beef should be cheaper but in a way that makes me feel respected.

I like to call him Palmer “Un”Luckey because of how he will feel when Anubis weighs his leaden heart against the feather of Maat at the entrance to Ammit’s gaping maw

ska... good! good!! mmhemhm

wow a lot of crazy stuff in those epstein files pics

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/1... me reading your posts

respectfully asking His Holiness to get to work

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974

todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

OH NO pitchfork.com/news/esdeeki...

Margaret Qualley's MEET THE PRESS

CBS News replaces the venerable 60 Minutes with a new program called “Mind Dojo,“ moderated by Bari Weiss.

When Vance says that criticizing Israel is not antisemitism, we should all be clear that he's talking about Nick Fuentes and not, say, immigrant grad students protesting genocide.

you have to admit it would very funny if douthat just keeps asking pinker about the epstein stuff

funniest possible replacement

gotta say i thought some of the stuff in RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES was too over the top to be realistic. and yet

Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024

I realize the main plot of American Canto is how a journalist detonated her career in service of an infatuation but the actual consequence of those decisions will be felt in babies that die from Hepatitis because RFK Jr wants them to die & is refusing to use the state to mandate lifesaving medicine.

The war on vaccines is a war on child mortality on the side of death, & everyone who did anything to aid and facilitate RFK Jr's rise to authority over vaccine rules has a hand in the future rise in child deaths. Widespread vaccination for a time was a pinnacle of human achievement, undone by fools

That’s the thing man. If they are to be taken at their word the only takeaway is that there should be no black people in any job any other white person wants. One quick Google search for any of these jobs would show there are usually one or two minorities are best in a unit of 20 or 30 or more.

hey guys, I really hate doing this , but unfortunately i got melted by a beam recently and am looking for donations to help reconstitute my body. because im just an easily lootable pile of goo I’ve lost almost everything

when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops

Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

Vijay Prashad to be found on suicide watch when the new Nepali Communist Party governs as not even particularly radical socdems

Isn't Crock supposed to be French? Because thanks to the Fashoda Incident, if there's one thing I know about a French military commander in Africa is that he would not be relishing a drink of scotch.

is it possible that trump think people aren't doing the things he wants and he's decided that he's in a SIXTH SENSE situation

Trump is aware the Kennedy Center is a memorial right? Personally, I wouldn’t want my name on a memorial until I’m actually dead but maybe he thinks his time is near!

Just watched a waymo cut in line in front of a whole turn lane full of cars and I'm pretty sure they're ready for the big time driving in Los Angeles.

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/1... today's youth will never understand how satisfying this feels

god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion

The New Right is one of the few places you can find both self-loathing homosexuals and self-loathing heterosexuals

These people are caught between their belief that they are entitled to women's attention and their virulent misogny.