hopefully this isn't too Problematic but the fact that pam bondi hasn't MAGAfied her face makes me respect her a lot more

I love being a guard for a crime boss, but I hate when coworkers hear a noise and go walk away and don’t come back. We were in the middle of a conversation, rude! Not my job to find him though.

next Dem trifecta just changes the date and passes the IRA again, unaltered

lmao

the energy, the power exhibited, on this move is aspirational

is that bad

Perhaps diaspora communities should be given grace and also not granted the presumption of special knowledge or influence around shit happening in the old country, as a general matter.

To take this seriously a sec: when your political-economic system allows massive inequality to explode, it creates a class of people who have no material problems but do have the resources & power to make their trivial irritations the central business of politics—at immense material cost to others.

I hate Tik Tok speak. I have agents, editors and proofreaders! I do digital contracts! I make ebooks! Sometimes I legitimately have to talk about PDF files!

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2026/0... it's called LinkedIn, lady, look into it why don't ya

sucks they can't work with minors rn but not to worry, on my new site TONTEENS,

"MDNI": weak, generic ❌ "yo brother, legal team confirmed we can't work with minors rn": personalized, powerful ✅

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Cmon man you can’t look like all the members of Sublime were put in the machine from The Fly together and say this

Anakin Skywalker building C-3PO

Good thing is becoming more and more

he just like me fr

separatists will try and tell you that there are two Dakotas, the so-called "South Dakota" regime is illegitimate.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

It’s not a war you fucking idiots. It’s an exchange of violence between two polities to impose a political outcome through conflict.

if i were europe's largest economy, i would simply not have begun to phase out all my nuclear power plants in 2002

Baudrillard: totally exonerated, no wrong doing

i replaced my pointless squarespace homepage with some handwritten web 1.0 HTML. feels good imo jfruh.com

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published 1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series 1997 - BBC remake 2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added 2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap 2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

Every time I see that left rendering I think about this guy

Some people do want to live in towers, but what a LOT of people want is to live in the kinds of neighbourhoods towers make possible. If you want a lot of public services, shops and restaurants, then you need enough people living locally to support them.

Zero g is the rare context where 69ing actually seems practical

"We know of no cases of (vaginal or anal) intercourse in space" -NASA demonstrating their willingness to learn from the fair folk in issuing public statements.

Kristi and Corey doing reverse cowgirl so she can shoot a dog

two astronauts scheduled to go up on the same shuttle mission in 1992 got married 9 months beforehand but kept it a secret from everyone bc NASA wouldn't have let them go up if they had known. do i have to draw you a diagram

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

This stupid fucking meme has got body shape exactly backwards. Half the fuckin population had just spent the better part of a decade being extra malnourished in the 40s while today even pogs get addicted to lifting and creatine

The Assassination of the Traitor Jesse James by the Hero Robert Ford

I’m reading FIRE AND FURY right now and I think there should be a book club that’s like “here is the best book about each individual lyric in ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’”

a complicated thing about terror attacks on the US is that most of our actually-important sites (Pentagon, the White House, etc) are designed hardened or in a dense environment where attacks are hard. It's not like the President decamps to an unsecurable beach resort where people can just walk in.

is it good when 14% of your own party think you should be impeached, in terms of politics

They should make Markwayne Mullin do lots of weird shit to his face too. Why not. Get him looking like the Oklahoma Simon Cowell

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

no "side"? did we think the iranians had bombed it

Photographer: Alright just have fun Tim Russ: No. There is nothing I will take more seriously

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

I do know completely healthy normal poly people but unfortunately part of being healthy is that they don’t do press about their relationship

‘a quote that is often attributed to’ is sooooo me on a podcast unwilling to admit i straight up forgot who said something lol

The people want Massive Hole in Ground, Mr. President.

replace all sentencing guidelines for all crimes with a term of being required to post on Threads

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

It’s kind of nice to hear about somebody else’s pointless little squabbles, with no stakes for you. Imagining a midlevel PLA intelligence manager who found the weekly Welsh Labour report very relaxing.