After this picture they hugged and his eyes turned evil like in Thriller

ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

DAGWOOD BUMSTEAD 1,000,000 AD

US right-wingers be like: "We need to crush the Islamist-Communist alliance against the West, which is why I support a MEK takeover of Iran"

i hate it when people have skin in the game. get that skin out of there!!!! it's gross and it's ruining the game!!!

Public art is so important

maybe i'm reading into it too much but i always assumed "natural manure" was jefferson being a little cheeky about this

YOU: isn’t that supposed to say ‘fascists’? ME, BEATING A CENTIPEDE TO DEATH WITH MY NEWLY GRAFFITIED BANJO: isn’t what supposed to say ‘fascists’

the message that people should take away from sandwich guy is that getting blackout and picking fights with cops always ends well. I am a lawyer* and this is legal advice** *this is disputed by the bar, whose legitimacy I do not recognize **for the court of life, before which all are plaintiffs

Jefferson is the most American framer, imo, in that he simultaneously articulated and instantiated some of the noblest ideals ever articulated — which are part of the very foundation of this country, and its best hope — while behaving with a level of decadent hypocrisy that bordered on nihilism.

if olive garden had an archbasilica

well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete

because when trump reveals the medbeds, jfk (who survived the assassination attempt using early medbed technology) will replace j.d. vance as his vice president

Repeat after me: I am not wetter than Marjorie Taylor Greene. I am not wetter than Vaush. I am not wetter than Shadman. I am not wetter than Matt Yglesias. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be wetter than I am.

This can be as little as presenting a second form of identification, or as harsh as a damn strip search. This policy is not sustainable. Identification is supposed to identify the person as they are now, making their record of sex at birth irrelevant.

"without subjecting anyone to differential treatment." This is flatly false! Trans people with a passport that does not match with their plain appearance when presented to a border agent is subject to additional hassle compared to a cis person presenting a passport.

Good thread, and I will add that men DO NOT LIKE IT when women say "hey, you fucked up," and to the extent that women tend to soften the blow with indirectness, it's because men feel like their honor is insulted if they have to take feedback from women.

pronouncing “envelope” like “Penelope”

the original mets fandom teens invented shitposting in 1963 defector.com/wilbur-huckl...

This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich

Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated. It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is. music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...

Splendidly honest opening sentences for this book on Hegel.

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

the government would have had a stronger case if subway bread still had the poisonous yoga mat chemical in it

extremely funny bit to have two house guys doing this

Too late, Gordon's miasma already got ya, Rob!

he's going to get a big delicious glass of ivermectin to help revive him

This kinda shit is how you get hung juries

Bradley isn't adjusting for Ozempic Georg, who will lose 120 million pounds by himself and should not have been counted. bsky.app/profile/brad...

(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,

Amelia Bedelia was an outlier adn should not have been counted

“My male colleague is loudly and publicly declaring that he shouldn’t have to work with women” seems like the kind of thing that New York City’s very robust workplace civil rights law might have something to say about lol

heritage foundation sounds like a great place to work and I hear there's openings

new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/1... i wouldn't worry about it. probably fine

Watching Cheers and thinking about this thread again. Cheers is almost a stage play, and that's why it's brilliant. Look at the Cheers set. It's practically theatre in the round, bartenders in the middle bouncing off the customers. Naturalistic Cheers would be awful.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.

It is sort of incredible that the mob tried to kill Sliwa twice. I can’t imagine him mattering at all to any actual serious organized crime. Evidently it was over an insult on a radio show. I guess the Hollywood version of them as sophisticated businessmen is deceiving. Just violent dumb goons.

Just going to save this to use as a reaction image whenever someone comes out as trans

I feel better about this than the person below him who said "another ferret"

FINALLY a version of Cheers where they kill each other

every bit of lore i learn about these movies makes them sound absolutely insane

Our society if they had '80s-neo-noir gravel-voiced, flinty-eyed dimes like Kathleen Turner and Kirstie Alley in movies today

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

This is incredibly Hamilton flavored. Is Lin Manuel Miranda cool again, or is Mamdani cringe?

me: no, i never assume - it makes an ass out of u and me! prison guard: fine, *adopt* the position