Care homes should be putting on the beatles and the stones by now. Sounds like a dig at boomers but it's not: residents would genuinely vibe with it more.

If you’re a Bruce fan, live in the larger Philadelphia area and think that a friendly black pittie boy could improve your life, Philly Rescue Angels has two pups who need a home. First, there’s Cork, a one year old who’s crate trained, likes dogs & super friendly www.instagram.com/p/Davgl9wEZe...

As somebody whose family is split between continents, a technological advance I value extremely highly is the ability to call my relatives anywhere in the world for free, for as long as I want, and to see them by video.

I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!

Every elderly Republican senator's wiki bio is like: Famed for bipartisanship, he co-sponsored the Expand Education (1977) and Anti-Radio Monopoly (1986) acts. His later career was more controversal, with the Legalize Puppy Murder (2021) and Sex Island Tax Relief (2023) acts drawing some criticism

three children I know are alive and thriving because of our advances in premie care.

There is no "would" here. Platner did lose.

this is a historically inaccurate image. Each of them had three boobs like the lady in Total Recall, hence the name "Trinity"

Tyranny.

JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.

lol the fuck it does

Grok is also fixed to call any accusations of Musk being a racist or responsible for mass death 'blood libel' incidentally

I dunno man. If I were a law student of Prof. Wurman's at UMinn Law... I'd be asking for my money back. What happened wasn't "sue and settle." It was "sue an agency you control & have them provide you a massive economic win as a 'settlement.'" If I can figure that out, so can Wurman

i should have been allowed to tattoo this on myself in sleeping dogs

That feeling when you're reading a far right fringe publication from 1995 and it reads like a standard Twitter timeline or official messaging from the federal government in 2026. Don't overlook the ad for the health benefits of magnets.

Oh Jesus. I Just realized which AI is writing all those brand new mens' fetlife accounts. 😬

fox news read this live u cowards

"if i were gay i would be at the top of the gay power hierarchy" weirdly a more hetero thing to say than "i'm not gay"

I have discovered the outer bound:

enemies to lovers is getting out of hand

The French Nazis that Loyalists brought over to Sandy Row last night have spray painted a message of support for Gisèle Pelicot's rapist husband just in case you thought the "protect our women" brigade are anything other than human tumours

They're even have the same experience as I have with Total War: jumping in thinking it will be fun at the start, forgetting what happened the last time, and then realising that it just turns into a massive disappointing drag

TOTAL WAR IRAN 2.

If you post on X, you are an active participant in the richest man in the world’s far-right, racist disinformation campaign. But, you know, gotta get that engagement clout.

you say stuffed raccoon, I say new animal familiar for his troll magic that he's trained to stay very still in public

From the NY Records

Welcome to the meritocracy, Sen. Graham’s Sister

some absurd percentage of dog attacks in the US are pit bulls. but there's this whole community of people who get super mad if you mention it it's cool dog attack rates are going up all the time and also now like 40% refuse to vaccinate their dogs

striking how many other dog owners I've talked to since Calvin got bitten have stories of their dogs being attacked by pit bulls or pit mixes. These are often not safe dogs and the thing shelters do where they try to claim they're labradors is pretty shifty.

ok, I've seen this claim going around, and as much as I dislike Katz's fuckups it's just not true. I checked the actual book and it's a very obvious joke (in keeping with the rest of the style of the book, which is mildly irritating but is, after all, aimed at boys)

the kids and I have spent like 30 hours in the neighbor's pool since summer started. if you have neighbors with kids you have a moral obligation to buy a pool and invite them over

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s passengers say that ICE agents ambushed and killed him without cause. A bottle blonde racist who once tied for 5th place in a swim race says Salgado Araujo is to blame for his own death. For busy Fox News viewers, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I always think of Barbara Castle having a dream that Tony Crosland was her dentist, and her going "But you're not a dentist" and him going "I'll work it out from first principles."

An underrated bit in The Handmaid’s Tale is that the Christofascist regime is extremely anti-Catholic and has demolished Catholic Churches and murdered loads of priests and nuns

huh, slightly to my surprise belief in the "death touch" is in 16th century sources. I always assumed it was a Hong Kong cinema invention (as opposed to a Ming dynasty underworld invention)

Thankfully, no historical Senate has ever been a sclerotic institution that eventually became a rump power on a virtually autocratic executive

“The data indicates that 74.2% of North Carolina’s 143,998 private school students received an Opportunity Scholarship during the 2025-26 school year.” We’re living through the resegregation of US education. Read more at: www.newsobserver.com/news/local/e...

In a sane world the findings here would be enough for a unanimous impeachment and conviction: the President attempted to steal nearly 2B from the US

people are being weird about this. as the Guardian article (which is actually good) says, the guy put himself through community college and has been a local councilman for five terms and is a union organizer that's Normal. you want that shape of guy, which isn't the same shape as oyster guy at all!

the seven-part pact kickstarter launches TOMORROW! here's the Arcane Edition (mockup, images not final) ! it features a faux leather bound grimoire, hardcover codices, a plastic pull tab on the box, and beautiful art by @teanwitch.bsky.social

terrible error revealed as new translation reveals God meant "Chosun People," Koreans to adjust to new kosher diet.

We are here in part because otherwise good men in roles of public trust chose their personal relationship with other men over the safety and well-being of women they do not know. Genuinely interested if anyone wants to argue why this isn't Mamdani doing the same.

Whatever people do when they come under that pressure, that’s who they are.

Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.

i do not blame anyone for feeling this way, this isn’t a dunk, but *you* are in charge of the party. every local democratic party is three little old ladies who have been keeping the flame for 200 years waiting for someone to spell them, and all you need to do is put up chairs and bring coffee.

so this is a Grok response, right?

We should never take these people seriously when they talk about "free speech on campus," ever again.

*Prohibited American alcohol, the 100-year-old great-great-grandfather of the modern Russian fossil-fuel ghost fleet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of...

this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”