🚨 🚨 🚨 ANNUAL PSA

Alright, this is me signing off. Unless something truly spectacular like The Blessed Event happens before New Year's, I shall see all you fools (affectionate) in 2026!

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

The Season 2 finale of Star Trek: Discovery made me decide I'm okay never going back to this, and I never regretted that decision

The droids in the Lucrehulk were deployed with care In hopes that a Jedi would soon be there The Neimoidians were nestled all snug on the bridge While visions of Sidious scared them a smidge And Nute with his red robe, and Rune in his black Had just settled down before the attack

And all through galaxy Not a creature was stirring Ah, victory

Twas the Nute Before Christmas

One more helicopdeer Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Alan they were all just on that island to catch some big waves

NORAD Santa tracker is bad because that should be left to the states. Why does Florida have to subsidize Santa tracking for the states with kids on the nice list

for the new year, you must understand that charlie brown actually had hoes.

Will this finally be the year the US government declares war on Santa Claus, forcing him to activate the Rudolph Contingency?

I have never once in my life looked at a naval ship of any kind, real or imagined, and thought to myself "that's awesome". Do I have a critical testosterone deficiency?

Christmas Eve pop culture confession: I've spent the last two months now hearing nonstop raving about how great Pluribus is but I can't think of a single thing I would find appealing about it. Bit of a shame because Vince Gilligan and all, but meh.

Alright guys, based on this from the other day, what's your favorite Christmas episode of a TV series?

Have a Vengeful Christmas, everybody 😊

State-level Democrats are actively expending money and political capital to protect us.

Most DC characters have never been perfected the way they were in the DCAU. It would actually be interesting to try and tally up the characters who *didn't* have perfected DCAU versions.

What does this person think happened then

I guess we found the limit

So on this order from SCOTUS telling Trump no National Guard in Illinois... does this extend to other states or is it kind of meant to be a this time only deal?

People on here love to do the “joke’s on them, actually we would be happy if he were incriminated!!” and like, we know, that’s been obvious since everyone kept pretending the case wasn’t comically weak and kept alive mostly by brain worms

It's going to suck so hard if they don't do the TOS reboot now that they cast the perfect McCoy, that's just rubbing it in

this is insane to me. the doj had forever to look into this. now they're like liveblogging on x like they have no more information than a random person on social media

So, Jessica Pishko lied about Democrats not protecting trans kids bc 1% of House Dems voted wrong, just like on the trans athlete bill, which all 47 Senate Dems killed via filibuster. When called on it she wouldn’t admit she was wrong, but made bad faith claims, ended up on “genocide,” & blocked me

Biden was the most progressive president in modern history, and it's time we say it. We can and should demand better, but better doesn't happen if, every time the needle is moved towards the progressive end of the spectrum, y'all claim everything is actually getting more conservative/worse.

lot of this website seems to think Joe Brandon had a “stop thermostatic opinion” button he chose not to press

Am I the only person in the world reacting to the news that they're bringing back Chris Evans for the next Avengers movie with "ooh that sounds like it'll be cool"?

You can doubt the postcard's validity all you want, that's fine, I'll entertain some level of speculation, but if you tell me we simply can't take for granted that Trump is really into underage girls I'm mocking you relentlessly.

Nah its a reasonable thing to point out that a man who's going to get every single therapy possible (including some highly experimental ones) because of his status and wealth voted multiple times to prevent anyone who isn't in his boat from receiving the same treatment.

Bill Clinton wants to release the Epstein files & there is a suicide handwritten note by the guy implicating trump as guilty collaborator. I want a gd apology from every person who posted/podcasted on politics 2017 onwards (barring resist libs)

Orange man BAD orange man BAD orange man absolute worst guy in modern american politics jfc

It makes me feel like I'm going nuts, man. Moving heaven and earth to avoid touching Occam's Razor

seeing people react to Bill Clinton (again) say "release the Epstein files" with "oh he's falling on his sword" rather than admit that he has literally nothing to hide is... something, that 1990s Clinton insanity virus keeps paying off for the GOP

Possibly the best episode of Christmas television ever made

that’s… uh, i think that’s a suicide note.

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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

You might question her methods, but credit to Bari Weiss: her leadership has pushed 60 Minutes into new formats and attracted a bunch of new viewership outside the normal broadcast audience.

this isn’t going to happen

I'll bet WBD shareholders are feeling really impressed by what they're seeing this week

lmao look at this fucking fiasco, well done, wari beiss

In my opinion anyone who voted for Trump three times is a complete write-off, there’s nothing anyone can do or say to bring them back to reality and it’s best to just wait for them to die

Grubby Teamsters: we love how racists, mean and bigoted Trump is haha I don’t even care if he destroys my union I hate foreigners Leftists: the Dems abandoned working class voters Dem in Ohio: if I’m elected we will get tough on China Leftists: omg the Dems won’t win by being MORE conservative!

Honestly fuck you if you make this into a joke about "lol pedo Bill trying to take pedo Don down with him"

MAGAts: "But what about Bill Clinton??!?1! What if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, huh? What then, liberal?!" BILL CLINTON:

NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files. Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected. He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.