I’m sorry, the what? This sounds like something I would not like to be at

Southern Cal blew up the pac-12 so they could lose to Illinois at 9am pacific time

I simply don’t associate with sex traffickers. Guess he does things differently. Oh well

Why dig into it? My simple take away here is that Lisa Murkowski is a pedophile. Why complicate the issue? It’s very obvious what happens here.

So I suspect our mail carrier is stealing from us, which is neat. Someone actually cashed a check that should have been in our mailbox. I hope he was stupid enough to do it himself because that would make this very easy. Anyway, I have a new hobby that will take up some of my time now.

Vote yes. If you run into someone who doesn’t want to feed the kids, please send them my way so can have a friendly discussion about it

RFK is a moron. It’s as simple as that

Is there more sarcasm in the world now or am I just now noticing it? I think we all cope in our own ways

I’m starting the Consequences Party, where we make them pay the price for what they’ve done to our country

I think there needs to be a rule in journalism in this era that publishing any “people are outraged” stories should require the journalist to actual walk outside and find at least, like 3 living breathing people who give a hoot about the story.

Told you. These people are locked in a box with fake accounts

Yep

I’m at a comedy show. I don’t see how this impacts me. Oh well. I’m sure fema has it handled

I would probably say something. Then I would switch pharmacies

I don't want to speculate, but you have to think that the hours that Peter Thiel and Jeffrey Epstein spent over lunch in 2017 almost certainly featured one of the most normal conversations of all time.

This scene speaks to me. I don’t like Mark Walhberg’s character. I love John goodman’s character. Frankly, I really don’t want to watch the rest of the movie. I would love to watch an entire film on goodman’s character. Make it a TV series even. youtu.be/y6yCmdIkw_E?...

I actually like that idea. They should only vote if he agrees to cut off his balls.

ChatGPT was invented so these miserable people have someone that will listen to them. They should go do that instead of whatever it is that they’re currently doing

Imagine being him and giving a speech in front of actual professionals who think you’re a clown. I bet that will go well

This is going to end up being the most pointless and expensive "this meeting could have been an email" in history.

This meeting could’ve been an email, sir

please, mr musk sir... if you could just leave the hentai goonbot alone for a few minutes, we have to put out a statement saying you never went to pedophile island... sir?

It’s pretty funny that they’re so inept

I do appreciate how we can just talk about it openly now. We all know the game that’s being played

Why are they complaining? We got rid of the woke. They should be saying “thank you”. Jeez. Some people

Honey wake up the orcas are back!

I should teach an intro to business course. “Welcome! I see all your young faces smiling and beaming with idealism. I want you to take that, and put it all in this trash can right here. The goal of modern business is to take (1) your investors money and put it in (2) your pocket. Thank you”

Why can’t I run into these lovely people? I would LOVE to be a bystander to this and have a chance to tell this lady how much she sucks. www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

Look, just put whatever we need to on these slides. It either works or it doesn’t. The goal is to get investors to give us money so we can hire people to do work the right way while we go play golf.

I blame Biden for investing in rural counties and signing the chips act. He should have invested in meme coins and let Hunter run wild with pay for play schemes.

I’m sure it’ll be fine. I used ChatGPT to create the goofy sales pipeline image yesterday. It’s money well spent

Amazing. This guy is great

This owns extremely hard. If by some absolute calamity of fate I found myself on a state supreme court, I would just entertain myself writing opinions that ended with "oh also this is all under state law, independent of what federal law says, so you don't have jurisdiction to reverse me"

Update: The market seems to understand that Phil Mickelson, who is not on the board, speaks on behalf of management of his California Offshore Oil company (SOC) and is now -15% because he seems to have told the market that the company is boned. lmao

Most people aren't aware short selling firm Hindenberg reformed with team intact, minus founder Nate Anderson. They do amazing work, like this today, that proved Italian fashion brand Brunello Cucinelli is circumventing EU sanctions on Russia. Stock got smoked. www.morpheus-research.com/cucinelli/

In the last 6 hours, Trump has imposed: - A 100% tariff on medicine unless its producer starts building a new U.S. factory in the next 5 days - A 50% tariff on kitchen cabinets and bathroom vanities - A 30% tariff on upholstered furniture - A 25% tariff on “Heavy (Big!) Trucks”

the good news is that by next year the DOJ will just be every bus lawyer in South Florida, and we can just disbar them all at once

You must see it, even if you must not

Our mortgage lenders are so desperate. I constantly get mail from them begging me to do a cash out refi so they can get out from the low rate. Absolutely not. No way bozos. You signed the contract. You deal with it. Not my problem. Keep sending me mail and I’ll keep laughing

Why is this a thing? Why do we care? This is so stupid. I really wish our “leaders” would get off social media and go do some actual work.

Have they tried grabbing a few beers with the boys and then going home to their loving wife? Could solve the issue

If I were lonely, I’d simply find an awesome person to marry.

I see we got more taxes levied upon us today. Very cool.

very cool that trump is singularly dedicated to making everything in your life more expensive

Socialism. Guess it’s nice to know that their words mean nothing. I just simply won’t listen to any of these people in the future

I saw were bailing out Argentina? What’s up with that? Everyone, including Elon, was saying to invest in Argentina and that they were the next best thing. Now they need money? Why? That’s odd

I have a garden. Where do I apply for a bailout? Where’s *my* money?

How about the farmers say thank you for getting rid of the woke and then go on about their day without a socialist handout? Can we do that?

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the democrats need to be tossed out and replaced with normal people who actually care about America