Let the fun begin! Oh boy

Kevin Hassert is that lovable idiot that I want to hate but I can’t quite do it because he’s always so happy even while he’s lying right to my face. Like, can you stop smiling please?

77m Americans willingly voted for a pedophile. If I were in charge, I would simply take away their ability to vote in the future. Since I’m not, I’ll just stop listening to them. I do not care what they say

Pedophile President

The new form of SEO is what recommendations the agents will give you. This shouldn’t really be news to anyone, but I’ll keep highlighting it. Adapt or die Once you realize that we’re all going to be in a matrix slop pod, life becomes easier. Embrace our future

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

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Brought to you by carls junior (we’re so close)

Today was a very stupid day but I have faith tomorrow will be stupider

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Leadville right now! Unreal! 📸: Ami Lopez

Finally

I will not be flying this holiday season thankfully

The whole goal of AI is to have it do my job for me and then I just kick back and relax. The key is to take credit for the work it does and just keep my mouth shut about productivity gains.

I snorted greatest robot debut since the dancing tesla hat tip @niedermeyer.online

On Veterans Day we should probably remind ourselves that we shouldn’t send young people to die in the trenches because we’re afraid the UK won’t pay its bills

Remember to say please and thank you to your agents. *prompt* *prompt* *prompt* 🥤

Hate to keep beating the dead horse but sports betting is a societal scourge with serious repercussions www.statnews.com/2025/11/11/s... via @statnews.com

Ah yes, the thing to revitalize your downtown is to fill it with masked and armed man who routinely pepper spray random people. Everyone loves that.

Why even get dressed every morning? What’s the point?

CARL QUINTANILLA: What's more likely: A $2000 tariff rebate check, or a 50-year mortgage? KEVIN HASSETT: <LOL> 🔥

in the past few days/weeks/months Tesla executive departures include: -Model Y program mgr -Model 3 program mgr -Cybertruck program mgr -VP in charge of software engineering -Optimus head of engineering it's going great, thx

Yes! More of this.

I’m running for President as single issue candidate - ripping out every single solitary piece of gold plastic garbage from the White House and razing his ballroom on day one.

Seems bad

It’s okay, the Optimus bots are going to be giving handys in 3 months maybe 6 months definitely

This seems like a reasonable take

We call those board decks, sir

Get yolked

Trump should be asked about the $2,000 check every single day. It's catnip and he's in absolutely no position to deliver on the promise.

Remember to get your veterans discounts today!

Calling tops and picking bottoms only leaves you with stinky fingers

she's poasting that she didn't even mean to wreck his psyche, she was just musing out loud and his psyche was just collateral damage. absolutely savage 😂

It would be hilarious if Joyce Carol Oates marked the top of Tesla and it all fell apart from here. Can we make this happen? Send it to zero for the lulz

"Sir, a second Joyce Carol Oates post has hit—"

I love this for him

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

This is like witnessing the Battle of Midway in real time

"some people spread happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go" -Oscar Wilde

We’re watching Joyce Carol Oates slowly torture a Boer to death in real-time

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

The Eagles and Packers combined for four pass attempts of 10 air yards or more in the first half (not counting throwaways). All four were incomplete.

Bo Nix is watching MNF football and breathing a sigh of relief.

This seems bleak

okay, but hear me out: What if we put health insurance *on the blockchain?*

He is proof forever that money doesn't buy happiness.