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"heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

Apologies to @golikehellmachine.com but they break upon us.

Channel the energy you used to get Jimmy Kimmel back on the air into getting more Democrats elected.

This is really important, Google “Trump sex 12 year olds” to find out more

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

Just a reminder that, despite what these freaks would have you think, antivaxx is extremely unpopular and we need to attack them relentlessly for putting insane dipshittery over our health

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

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IT IS THE AUTUMNAL EQUINOX

It's important we don't let them gaslight us on this. Donald Trump is a historically unpopular president who's approaching the levels of disapproval Nixon had just before he was forced to resign in disgrace.

doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections

"The Regime will find you if you put your name on a list" motherfucker they couldn't even sack Jimmy Kimmel

Ditto with media execs expecting a Trump bump without actually doing the resist lib coverage across the board

Can't stand how hard they make it. I can't find how to cancel anywhere on their website.

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia's defense team cites Trump forcing out the prosecutor who refused to charge Tish James without evidentiary support right from the jump of the last motion to dismiss.

go woke or go broke

I went to France and they said you live here.

It's important we don't let them gaslight us on this. Donald Trump is a historically unpopular president who's approaching the levels of disapproval Nixon had just before he was forced to resign in disgrace.

dudes rock

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the clip of Trump dancing is from the same party where the infamous video of him & Epstein comes from.

it's why they wanted Trump to win, so it must have been why he won. The flawless logic of America's brightest minds

Ross's "conservatives must be above informal judgment, or else" goes hand in hand with Trump's "conservatives must be above the law, or else". If society will not accommodate them in all their unpleasantness, will not "say thank you", they would choose a state of nature & the war of all against all.

1) Some of my speech got negative social reactions, which felt bad 2) That’s equivalent to state repression 3) Big name elite didn’t validate my feelings (ok, they did, but not enough) 4) This entitles—nay, requires—us to overthrow democracy and do state repression for real That really is the logic

Vietnam was crowned the winner of the Russian-hosted Intervision song contest in the early hours of Sunday morning, a competition backed by President Vladimir Putin and conceived as a geopolitical and socially conservative rival to Eurovision. Check the clip ❤️ Kremlin must be fuming.

A big reason why we're in the mess we're in is bc for years we have been told that we need to treat Trump voters like innocent little children who dont mean it instead of adults who made an active choice w their vote to be shitty while telling themselves theyd never face any consequences from that

I'm going to have to make an F-35 version of this honestly.

this goes hard

too many doomers are honestly just licking the ground in the hopes a boot is there

"Well, well, well, look who's back. Not so easy to find salt of the earth country folk who don't suck shit, is it?"

this is actually legally important in the sense that the capital murder charge against Robinson requires danger to more than one person

I hate Will Stancil but usually hate other people who hate Will Stancil more

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Roy Orbison.

now obviously the main problem here is what he is suggesting should happen to women but you should also be offended as a man by the suggestion this is something you'd want to do

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Communists: Helping fascist take & maintain power since 1932.

This is getting significantly less pushback than that time Obama said he suspected Fox News might not like him very much because, and I cannot emphasize this enough, they did not actually think he was being oppressive in the slightest.

This is the future liberals want (laudatory)

Well, the list of folks who sign off on this pledge will be useful for creating a permanent roundfile of "reporters" who will be not worth reading.

I thought they didn’t support all-gender restrooms

Hey, better to listen to a guy who won an election than a bunch of leeches who were theoretically speechwriters but had their principal ignore their speeches

This is exactly it. This portion of the Democratic Partys commentary class had a massive freak out post debate, screamed that we needed to take a massive gamble, *got what they wanted,* but saw their plan fail. So instead of admitting they fucked up too, theyre moving the goal posts.

This too. Funny how "has a shitty debate" ended only being a disqualifying issue for Biden.

can someone bring out hunter biden to punch these guys' number again

cc all the doomers on this site that constantly say shit like "whats the point of saying something is illegal/unconstitutional, Trump will just ignore that!"