When was the last time he played golf? I wonder why that stopped suddenly

There's got to be some way to more consistently call out the US for, throughout its history, giving nice names like "jail" and "detention center" and "penitentiary" to medieval torture dungeons

Every week I see this dude do like 3 things I grew up reading about people getting executed for in history books

My Discrete Math II course does not have enough practice problems and it's fucking pissing me off

Pretty struck by a White House advisor saying “this isn’t white enough for me” and not even getting headlines. The high octane racism in this admin is one more thing that’s gone from being treated as an unproven claim to being treated as old news. Where’s the part where the media covers it head on?

This is torture. The US is torturing children. Children whose words and whose art contain infinitely more humanity than the people keeping them detained.

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

good morning to everyone going through the entirety of Bad Bunny’s discography and discovering new manners in which to be horny previously unknown to science

tfw the prism lights won't go out and the evil hand will drag you into the world of darkness

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I feel it’s important that we all keep in mind that the current president of the United States shit himself live on camera this past week.

sucks that this is true lol

NGL I appreciated the opportunity to air a completely ignorant and uninformed Hot Take that was extremely unlikely to actually upset anybody

I love the expression "hair shirt" because it doesn't seem to mean anything literally but it also has an incredibly unintuitive metaphorical meaning

The guys I've been matching with on Taimi lately are kinda ridiculous and I doubt they are real

I forgot that I could be cute tbh

I hereby demand that every messaging app remove the 😯 react and purge it from their archives immediately

Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.

you know the gaza war isn't a genocide because Chomsky hasn't defended it

This is a letter that closes with, “Sincerely,”

Science says one thing, but the cartoonishly ignorant stereotype I made up in my head says another. How can we know which is true or not

Homan is smarter than Bovino (no real feat, there). He understands that if he does stuff that signals that we’re in the denouement of the crisis, media will move on. But brutality with observers is escalating, ICE is still omnipresent. Little sign on the ground that it’s over

Oh hey this guy is the fake academic fraud who has the popular blocklist he puts trans women on when he doesnt like them. Also he directs harassment and death threats to people.

Dear members of Congress, my wife left me

you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

holy shit

You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now

Mike Johnson: Imagine if we had to follow the law???

Think of a new libel, I’m bored

I think the Occam's razor here is that people who spent 23 hours every day telling people that not only that Harris was bad, but that she was an actual war criminal, personally undertaking genocide, who tortures trans women did not in fact vote for Harris but know thats toxic to say so lie.

seeing a 74 year old white dude evolutionary biologist refer to the human vagina as a "pum-pum" in the middle of his pedo-chaser sephiroth speech to convicted sex criminal jeffrey epstein is doing me incalculable psychic damage

This would be so unbelievably cool omg

Somebody who just wears clothes: a vestite.

Organized religion trains brains to: • accept a separate New Year's just for trees • fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents • reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

this is not the ringing defense he thinks it is, even before you get to his robot giving him the world’s saddest handjob

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

Violating hospitality is one of the oldest proscriptions across so many cultures.

The conclusion isn't 'Qanon was right' it's 'Qanon was an op to install Trump, Musk, Thiel and dozens of other Epstein pals into the halls of power and build the most pro-sex criminal regime since slavery.' Which was obvious years ago.

no fucking way, this one was real!? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Well, there we go. It ALL TRACKS.

Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now

"We had to ban Will Stancil from the Resistance because the Zionist might attack the Somalis in Minneapolis" is truly some all time brainworms.

You know what, at this point, yes. If you live in a city and you need DoorDash *to live*, I consider you a hopeless case. If you cannot find your way to a care facility, it is time to perish.

This seems ok, I guess??? But I think it would be better if you had a shit-for-brains Nazi brandishing a chainsaw come on stage saying he'll cut all the waste and save billions of dollars, and proceed to do no such thing, line his own pockets, and peace out.

man I was the least interesting 23 year old in the world and this just seems like an incredibly depressing way to be 23 to me