oh yea hold on man i can get the door with my telekinesis. uuurorogggghhgh. ggouururgh

Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan

your grungler fucking BIT my faghag. put him on a fucking leash. bet he'd like that anyway.....

posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma

here in europe we celebrate welcometakings instead

i got Passing Through the Ominious Basalt Gate shift at work tomorrow

Sitting down to make an Official Traveller TRPG, taking out a copy of D&D5E and staring at it thoughtfully for 16 hours before crossing out "Fireball" and writing "Fusion Gun, Man Portable" next to it

i'm at the deli doing bumps of everything seasoning

does anyone wanna embrace the power of darkness together

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

why are people talking about wicked again. i thought that shit released last year. i do not care to see the green lady

thinking of her today

if i worked at a helpdesk callcenter type deal for a technological doodad i'd get fired as fuck for constantly suggesting customers wield 'the power of darkness'

if my entire body exploded at a molecular level i'd lowkey just be fine. i'd walk it off

it must feel crazy to be a worthless shitty grunt and saying bullshit like 'engaging hostile' when you see a protagonist

ashley

tfw u need seven samurai

Miorine says…

chainsaw man crazy good this week

uhh yes hello intox kink artist? i'd like to commission them going into rehab

shoegaze

happy whatever the fuck day it is

neopussy comes with a backstory, which gives it more pathos thus giving it greater weight in a narrative than normal pussy

The censorship goes further than I ever imagined

if i am elected president i will make work illegal

Elster sketch #signalis

breaking bad lowkey unrealistic as hell cause like if a guy made meth the police would catch him and put him in jail. so yea

chaser lesbian be like i love dick van dyke

Daily bunny no.3144 is keeping pace

like, y'know

what if the grinch did bong rips? *pulling off your headphones to make sure you heard* hey what if the grinch did bong rips?

...Denji, you have another person you like besides me, right?... Reze exploding all my emotional barriers #chainsawman #ChainsawManMovie

I love this image

EVERY TOOL A WEAPON. EVERY WEAPON A PROMISE. EVERY PROMISE KEPT.