thought this was really beautiful

I heard snoring

been mostly letting my Demon Arm do the talking lately. decide what i eat. choose the tip percent on the ipad at the coffee shop. etc

What a night... (doing studies before bed!) #deadlock #Silver

you're fucking the scrap man for scraps

My pipe bombs are ideologically pure unlike your liberal reformist pipe bombs.

god forbid a girl gets in her cocoon

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i reckon if i hadn't chosen to become a dyke i would've grown up to be a powerscaler and i'd still play WoW. strong endorsment of transgenderism i reckon.

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

Dyke knights wip! ⚔️

announcer: that is just way too sloppy of a blowjob. and this crowd is letting them have it announcer 2: i can't believe we haven't had a stoppage announcer: there's the flag, finally

When I was young my mama told me, "No good deed goes unpunished." I spent the next several decades prowling the parish with a hammer, mistakin’ her epigram for a damn maxim…

seems bad

nederlands koemeid die van somnofilie houdt aan het flirten met haar vriendin: moe

call me a new jersey gas station attendant the way i want to pump loads into her

I will destroy her

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

bweehhgg huhh hggoughh bwehh hougghg

Do your part and fuck their spouses when they deploy

it/she? you should see a dermatologist if it persists.

This time, THIS time for sure, they'll greet us as liberators

they're trying to make it illegal for wizards to be pretty guys. you can't just be a warlock anymore. it's like "ohh you have beautiful eyelashes and voluminous locks of hair and dead eyes that bury a deep longing for another life. you have to transition." fuck off

more like pokedone

games industry

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

[flirting toxic yuri style] would you like to have a mean bone in your body

Imagine a burger

Deal :3

bro im gonna be barred from entering the UK

oi oi oi mate 'ave you got a loicense for cranking the ol pony to mommy smut? best we get you jailed nice and proper if you don't, lad.

in the uk if you call someone mommy during sex they throw you in prison for 60 years

chainsaw man crazy good this week

superhero comics used to address real societal problems

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

92/100 Freesia #nier_automata #a2

my only wish as a consumer is that there should be a company that 3D scans my entire body and my brain and collects my bone marrow and hits me in the head with a hammer for the sake of safety verification online