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Hello from work

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

me when i take public transit:

gaining relationship weight feels like being overfed as a housepet.

I hope that big girlie in a business suit over in concerige desk is having a wonderful day

The ending of all day breakfast items at fast food chains still haunts me to this day tbh. We were finally making good headway, but nooo of course.

Recent class action lawsuit allowed me to get torrid pants for free LMFAO

Goodnight

Not my coworkers accepting that I'm gonna end up in their 2XL uniforms 😭

Me whenever I see a feline furry (I have severe toxoplasmosis)

Goodnight

It finally came in the mail 🦊💖

Why are garbage cans like $90

This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.

your personal milkmaid has arrived 🤭💞 #fursuit

I got misgendered by a guest at my spa but they purchased so much that the commission from it made me almost forgive them

thank god woke is coming back

If someone loses a leg, their BMI goes down. If they lose a second leg, their BMI goes up.

This is the future leftists want

Goodnight

Me whenever I see a feline furry (I have severe toxoplasmosis)

Goodnight

I MISS MY PINK HAIR

Good evening

Not my coworkers accepting that I'm gonna end up in their 2XL uniforms 😭

Goodnight

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous

I try not to post political shit. But when is enough, enough? When are we going to fucking do something about this. they continue to fuck us in the ass.

everyone should have a big fat tail

Managed to give my hubby a nice haircut, an hour at a spa, a nice dinner date, and a sweet treat too 🤍 I love you so much, Levi 🤍

My husband's idea of love was ending me up in a plus-size wedding dress, and quite frankly he read me quite well

Getting older and realizing there was nothing wrong with me I just had a fauxcest kink and couldn't verbalize it well enough in English cause I'm ESL 💀

trans fems love to recommend me go little or middle moding to solve my traumas like I don't have to spend 24/7 having to be the adult in the room for most of the people around me

Why did he call it Middle Earth if it was not meant to be for Middles.

Working in a tourist capital location made me hate tourists sometimes I'm so sorry y'all 🥀🥀🥀

Skinny guys with big wives I just wanna say I love you

NGL I'm so oblivious to my weight gain until I actually have to do something with my knees 😭

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

Getting older and realizing there was nothing wrong with me I just had a fauxcest kink and couldn't verbalize it well enough in English cause I'm ESL 💀

I am realizing too late that furry and non-furry trans girls are two very different breeds. Not in a “one is better” way, more in a “I need to sound less insane when trying to relate to non-furry trans girls” way… Perhaps this was obvious to most of you.

🔹I want to see more chonky dragon ! 🥺🙏

My husband's idea of love was ending me up in a plus-size wedding dress, and quite frankly he read me quite well

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

They're selling the fatfur gamer dream bed and it only has a weight capacity of 220lbs. Lmao

Managed to give my hubby a nice haircut, an hour at a spa, a nice dinner date, and a sweet treat too 🤍 I love you so much, Levi 🤍