Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum (also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)

*Garbage disposal doing a Lil Wayne impression*: Bobby F Kenny, & the F is for a lot of things* *felching

#selfpromosaturday 🎲 You have 3 days left to back Shallow Graves- an adventure anthology for the artpunk #OSR game Tombpunk 💀 I had the honor of writing the titular adventure for this #TTRPG book full of new locales, lethal foes, shady AF NPCs, & neondark art 🤘

The thing I find very odd is how little most authors seem to care about their book’s covers, & not just ones that have been created with AI If you want to make a case for the decline & fall of civilisation then comparing older book covers -especially sci-fi/fantasy- to modern ones is a good start

Quote how you draw women! I always draw them closing their eyes or almost closing idk how to stop 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #art

I was inspired

This is an illustration I created as a hobby, depicting the worldview of a game project I worked on professionally. The story begins when a mysterious giant spear falls upon Tokyo. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

If you want photorealism, get a camera. Where we’re going, we don’t need correct proportions.

Trump after 30 minutes with Zohran

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Today is BACK UP DAY! 💾 Here's your monthly reminder. Make sure your back ups are working. Download your cloud writing and put it somewhere else safe. Make a copy of your procreate files. Back up your website too! Check to make sure your back ups are running and USABLE!

Road trip TTRPG idea where between each node on a map, you have to set a real life timer and just sit or talk in-character or play little games or listen to music or read a book (as your character) to pass the time. 5 mins for short drives between destinations. 10 mins for medium. 15 mins for long.

Reminder as the gift-giving & shopping season approaches that I have inherited quite a few #DnD #5e books, almost all of which are brand new, looking for a new home at your #TTRPG table! A dozen in the thread below 🎲 I ship quickly & securely- DM for offers/details. Shares greatly appreciated!

Applying for professional opportunities with shit like this

Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5

solving an arcane puzzle and being gifted The Divine Blade of Ass Destruction so that i mayst Rend Mine Foes Asunder

Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful

Goddammit Shadowdark you're the best

Hopped up on cold meds, Primitive Man on steady repeat, becoming one with the doom sludge in my addled microbial dissolution. Maybe it's just an abstract portrait of how my sinuses feel right now. #morkborg #mörkborg #grimdark #fantasyart #digitalart #ttrpgart #sludge

The reason only a single student spoke up is because 90% of the nepo babies attending Harvard would gladly have kept Summers on if it meant they could get a glowing recommendation letter to McKinsey or Raytheon. Tony Blair being there is just foreshadowing, cause he's DEFINITELY in those files too!

Dullahan

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Looking for long-form, serialized comics for discerning readers? Take a risk on my series! 4 books deep and #5 is being worked on! Each book contains minimum 2 stand-alone stories, 1 written and drawn by me, 1 by my brother, all in a shared universe, feeding a larger narrative.

are you in need of assistance, mermailady? the knight octopus will fight for your grace. #monstrosilist #octopus #ttrpg #b&wart #bestiary

"Wretched Escapees From Gisang's Forsaken Comedies" This illustration thematically previews my next theatre adventure, which I've just sent to print. Yasss.

my column for The Atlantic:

The Thousand Moons approach

Reminder as the gift-giving & shopping season approaches that I have inherited quite a few #DnD #5e books, almost all of which are brand new, looking for a new home at your #TTRPG table! A dozen in the thread below 🎲 I ship quickly & securely- DM for offers/details. Shares greatly appreciated!

Boundless Space: Making the scary monsters of the Eridani Belt today. I'm thinking that space combat will be much like normal conflict in Boundless, but with the addition of vast space ranges, multiple actions for a crewed ship, and of course, torpedoes and boarding!

This is DELIGHTFULLY silly and random! #WizardShoppingNetwork "It's 4 a.m. (Wizard Standard Time). You wake up to this on your orb." —Wizards With Guns on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=flPY...

Left to right B&W triptych of Dr. Frankenstein, Igor, & The Monster, each one labeled in order "It loves", "It laughs", & "IT LIIIIIIVES!", in an elegant golden font 🥰

I’ve got a $1000-$1400 bill incoming today for work car brakes & rotors, so going to be selling some originals to help pay for it. Spent all morning reworking this fisherman with a hammer into a knight with an axe! Ink & gouache on paper 8.5”x11” DM for details Will be over $200 for the curious

Smoker

Not gonna shut up about this little goblin game for a while. It’s free, and you should check it out! Honestly my favorite part is the magic system and how flexible it is. My kid has been having a lot of fun solving problems with her “snake” magic in weird ways. #OSR

I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.

Left to right B&W triptych of Dr. Frankenstein, Igor, & The Monster, each one labeled in order "It loves", "It laughs", & "IT LIIIIIIVES!", in an elegant golden font 🥰

Hey folks I'm working on making my games and zines available in physical editions but could use some funds to make this and my next zine happen. So I'm hosting a "Let's Get Physical" sale on itch Games and zines 1/2 off OR all for $20! itch.io/s/167602/let...

The boar warrior captain 🐗 #drawing

Rami is totally right, and this placeholder advice also applies to #TTRPGs, as demonstrated by @deeplydapper.bsky.social; who has all of his beautiful art & WIP layout sitting beside my rudimentary map drawing, standing out like a sore thumb. AI use is always inexcusable! 🎲

ssh, she’s dreaming rn

The NY Times has never met a war they weren't enthusiastic for your son or brother to go die in

I blogged my musings about making little micro scenarios, check it out: www.mindstormpress.com/pocket-sized...

Must remember to link to this here Kickstarter landing page so folks can follow if they desire: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw... And remember to use my powers of mesmerism to instill within their hearts just such a desire.

Yeah, if I'd have to choose, I'd say my favorite Wu-Tang member is

Sure, Nuzzi writes like shit, but she's young- she could get better at it with time... ...unlike the 80+ Samoan children the married man she "loves", RFK, killed with his anti-vaxx nihilism, who will never have that opportunity