Went to both The Mall and Chuck E. Cheese (which is now a subscription service, btw) and I'm going say it: kids deserve actual arcades with actual arcade games in them, not wall to wall claw/gatcha machines and stuff that gives tickets. Sometimes the point of a game can be to just play the game.

hulk hogan meat shoes

I'll be giving a short talk at the International Category Theory Conference at Johns Hopkins University on Monday. If that's the sort of thing you'd be interested in watching, I believe there will be a way to view the talk online. See ct2026.com/ct/abstracts...

I'm gonna be honest here: blocking a critical waterway looks fun as hell.

"Lunar: The Silver Star" is the best RPG of the 16-bit era.

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

retweet every time i see it.

"Don't speak ill of the dead": lame, weak of spirit, just suffer the predations of the wicked in silence. "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones": acknowledges that effect is as important as intent, literal actual Shakespeare, go ahead and talk your shit.

i sure hope going to this rally race in the desert doesn't drop me into a drug-addled exploration of the american dream turned nightmare.

I think, and this is just me, if you sell my a blowtorch you should be listed as an accessory in the resulting legal unpleasantness.

I heard it in her voice lol

I juiced a cat and I got milk. what am I doing wrong?

The reason I don't do combat sports is that I simply don't have the time or inclination for the sort of endeavour that would inevitably end with me getting sucked into a Mortal Kombat-esque situation.

One of the coolest things that happened in the lower sumo divisions the other day was this 16 y/o amateur rikishi named Kosei facing a 39 y/o rikishi named Amamidake & somehow managing to defeat him with real sumo! Never give up!

Kenoh's entire entrance, rumble and elimination all fit into a 40 second video. That's MY vice president 🫡

Watching your enemies fall is a joy so basic it predates the frontal cortex. I see some wicked motherfucker get theirs and my brainstem makes the happy juices. I expect my elected officials to have, at a bare minimum, a moral clarity that is at least equal to that of a lizard.

I'm basing this not on people's (semi-performative) vitriol online, but on my interactions with middle aged to elderly white women at protests over the last year: The first sitting politician to come out and say "I'm not sorry that evil son of a bitch is gone" is the front-runner for 2028.

They turned off CERN around Tuesday and Platner was outed as a pest and Graham died, let's keep this up fellas.

friend im in a step challenge with texting when he sees my score: try hard me being chased by a wolf: call poblice

I wasn’t a fan of Lindsey Graham, but it was wrong of RFK Jr. to take a giant bite out of his leg as he was being shipped off to the coroner. He should have cooked it first.

Senate pages, with trash can lids and sharpened broom handles, stand in a loose ring around Lindsey Graham's corpse. Three more nights until the funeral. From the shadows comes a voice: "LaAay downNn youRr arRrms. The waAr on proOtieEn is ovVer." Holding death in their hearts, they lock shields...

the origin of the phrase "don't i have egg on my face" comes from the common 19th century faux pas of having the wasp eggs in your face hatch at a dinner party.

kendrick lamar in 2024:

First person who salted a chocolate chip cookie was probably labeled a drug dealer or a bioterrorist

I'm bipartisan in that I'm also going to cheer when shitty old Democrats die.

RFK Jr. has eaten Lindsey Graham's corpse.

I'm going to give Lindsey Graham a New Orleans style funeral procession. I don't care what his family wants, I'm parading his corpse through the streets while smashing some Mai Tais and blasting some tunes. I will NOT be taking him to graveyard.

The sad part about these old politicians dying is that, unlike a real patriot like Charles Kirk, they are doing it in private instead of on camera so I can't really make a little "America's Funniest Home Video" thing of them entering hell.

TODAY, SATAN SHALL MAKE "THE DEVIL'S S'MORE" USING LINDSEY GRAHAM CRACKERS I KNOW THIS JOKE IS BAD BUT HE"S STILL DEAD SO YOU ARE PROBABLY SMILING ANYWAY AND I WILL TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT.

This is cheaper for a family of four than going out for dinner and a movie.

thinking about becoming luscious

Yoshida evaporated this thing, and then dropped his bat like he was worried he killed someone. One of the most non-chalant/deeply concerned bat discards of the season.

The Kraken wasn't released. The Kraken left. Perhaps you've heard of free will? Also, shelter in place.

I'm able to get to seven before haste/items (Unchained Monk with Feral Combat Training). Who has a build that can chomp a dragon to death in one round?

Everyone who is saying this is a good design clearly never got dozens of calls from a Pizza Hut that thought you want to talk to someone to order a pizza at all hours because you pissed me off and I had access to a whole computer lab you stupid piece of shit fuck you.

We need a labeler so people can just select what they are being angry about at any given time. Possible options: -Headline for article I didn't actually read -Twitter post by someone with 96 followers -Someone disrespected the concept of anime -An edgy gif from 20 years ago -Potato chip packaging

Y'all really gonna cheer for Norway? Y'all going to pretend that destroying the Novgorod Republic in 1445 isn't problematic? That's a big ol' oof for a lot of you...

might fuck around and initiate vacuum decay

fire a broadside and board them in the smoke

I can mimic the famous mating call of the cicada by rapidly vibrating the membranes of my tymbal organ together

I crave the simple things— Deep, human connections. A beautiful sunset. A Fu Manchu mustache made from the leg hair of my enemies. A cheeseburger with a peanut butter milkshake and curly fries. World peace.

Sounds difficult. Could I get seeded with a lower skill opponent to start with?

ted kaczynski didn't need ai to write his manifesto and Neither Do You

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, he said he's been stuck on the Asylum Demon for weeks now "It keeps smashing me with its huge fucking hammer, I can feel my bones shatter, and then I am back at the bonfire" I told him, dude you are the Chosen Undead, I already elucidated your fate

Trap question. The secret to a satisfactory dog experience is, in order of importance: 1. Dog meat 2. Bun 3. Your own sense of peace and well-being 4. Toppings

I'm reading a series that is considered a prime example of "elevated fantasy" and so far an australopithecus witch spermjacked an unconscious virgin elf Viking on the astral plane and a tigerman is currently fighting "da female circumcision army". I now question what, exactly, "elevated" means.

Yes there are treats in alt-text

look at this guy, doesn't even have a codex

Oh, your still reading grimoires? That's cool. I'm more into librams now. What your doing is... it's fine. It's not like... shameful or anything.

Ladders were useless before they invented rungs