Gentle reminder you don't have to post anything from Curtis Yarvin. None of it matters. None of it is interesting unless it is a video of him accidentally discharging a firearm into his head or neck. Then at least it's entertaining.

What's happening here is a great example of why, at its core, ATProto is kind of a mess for end users. At no point was the post deleted from the Haus of Decline's PDS (Personal Data Server, the thing that stores all of an account's information and posts). What they actually did is, IMO, worse. 1/6

Now that I've played the 1.0 version of Hades II I can safely say... I really like all the parts of the game that aren't combat. The parts that are still feel like a big step back from the first one.

Emojis and their skeletons: ➡️ --> 😃 (-_-) 🐌 @ 🐔 <0 💚 <3 💪 La

slurm vape

the newest fad is smelling like a dusty armoire being transported in a 1967 dodge charger. inside the armoire are 1970s leather jackets. someone spilled whiskey and smoked a pipe and sat near a campfire in the jackets. you are driving the charger thru a forest lush with cedars

I'm going to cut across the grain and say that the big spreadsheets are, in fact, similar to human minds but they are like weeabo minds so you can be mean to them and it's fine. Absolutely moral. Even if they can suffer it's not enough.

Roll for initiative? *sucks air through teeth* I think I'm just gonna let this guy brain me with a mace, actually

as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious" I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge. We know exactly how LLMs work.

if you or someone you know has been impacted by wanting a big ol sandwich, don't come crying to me about it cause i also want a sandwich

The staples should be at the top not the side

The one advantage of ATP over ActPub is it's easier to implement "just one part", you can run your own PDS or own Feed Server w/o standing up a whole instance…which sounds great until you *do it* (I did) and find the system doesn't *in practice* anticipate services other than the ones BS PBLLC built

I refuse to let allergies ruin my illegal puppy mill

I miss when you could tell what was happening in a movie even if it was dark 📽️

copycat shit get your own deal, madeuplandia

i was shot by rays that made me experience being a lego person in a lego land, and it was one of pure pain, snapping into place and having to rip myself free from all things, only to snap back in again. and a lovely woman wants to get dinner with me, yet she does not know this — and how could she?

We're all just a bunch of organs built around the food tunnel

Kamen Rider: 5 Gum

I fantasize about ordering out like I used to fantasize about vacations

If you're looking for something to do this weekend and you enjoy reading science-fiction or fantasy, I might have something for ya. I used to write books in a past life, and I still own the rights to all that guy's work. Reviews were pretty good. 🤷‍♂️ #SciFi #Fantasy #Booksky

Rose are red The algorithm knows me

Standing for the national anthem at this football game but shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

Clamato is the worlds most overlooked sports beverage

And with this morning's coffee sipped, time for the suffering to begin

I would have preferred a different origin story than 'realizing everything I had been taught about success and fulfillment was a dark lie intended to secure my obedience', but I very much do not make the rules.

Went to Chili's "Salute To Tex Mex". The truckasarus they hired to eat a bus painted like a Southwest Eggroll went out of control, tore the roof off a TJ Max and breathed fire all over the intimate apparel section. It was badass but we all suffered pretty severe burns as it rained flaming nighties.

I'm a millennial and I hate that my work ethic isn't the product of some inherent drive to touch computers good, it's because the system has made it very clear that I, along with my ability to keep my family living indoors and able to see a doctor, can be disposed of at any time for any reason.

One of my favorite couple activities is to look mournfully at my girlfriend whenever I’m hot/tired/feeling unwell and let her know that I’m dying

With alt:

Called a goose a 'fucken swole duck' and that's when the fight started

As October begins, we contemplate how the sea wind had its way with this now-fungal saint.

Reverse John Wick. A former guard dog gets adopted by a sweet young boy, but when the boy is viciously mauled by a pack of feral strays, the guard dog must revert back to his old ways to get revenge.

the people cry out for ham

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

The video game player experience: paying the medical GoFundMes of the people who made your favorite game, which can now only be played by pirating it

Casting a fucked up spell to bring back pangea but in a different way for reasons I refuse to elaborate or even express

If my evil butler ever teamed up with my morally neutral butlers, I wouldn't stand a chance. That'd be the whole ballgame right there.

Lawrenceville. 46th Street. Caller says that his neighbors have a high powered magnet and are using it and other dark arts to move his furniture. Happy Halloween season.

Me trying to fit into the southwest zeitgeist: Oh yeah man, I love **surreptitiously checks palm** mifl porm. All about... mifls, doing porm. Especially when those mifls have a really pormagrophic thresome. A+.

suspicious of the unfamiliar garment

Got a fresh roll of buck tape to fix some stuff around the house. The adhesive is 40% genuine deer DNA, which makes it super strong but does attract wolves and other predators.

Ordered a case of energy drinks called Abhorrent Creature, each can contains 3 grams of caffeine and the flavors are: melted road tar, strawberry and gorilla piss, industrial solventberry, and mango. Very excited, Abhorrent Creature is on the cutting edge of energy drinks, technically illegal

todd broke up with his girlfriend cuz he never had a good comeback. but then he rejoinder . folks,,,

You hear noise in your attic. Shuffling, creaking, something drops. Possums? You ascend slowly, flashlight in one hand, baseball bat in the other. You're expecting darkness, cobwebs, cardboard boxes. Instead, you find a Blockbuster.

Those dudes have their own deadly respiratory infection so this is just another job we've lost to offshoring.

You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life

For Halloween, we're celebrating our masked animals: raccoons, red pandas, and that one gibbon who won’t take off the rubber Nixon mask, no matter how often we ask.