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Cozy horror RPG

Tips for saving money for the holidays: The cold, dark moon is longer than you can bear.

the three types of mysticism spells: transport absorption other

a billion dollars is hard for most people to imagine. you couldn't fit that many dollars in one suitcase. it might take two or even three suitcases. depending on the size of bill you're using.

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TheVideoGameTrendNoticer: noticing some trends in video games lately 🤔

doctor doctor give me the booze ive got a bad case of not having booze

"tee hee what if instead of 400 degrees for 40 minutes we did 4000 degrees for 4 minutes?" FIrst off, learn about Kelvin. Second, study up on your heat equations. Dumbass.

Porn again Christian: the temptation 👄 of Christ

Don't forget.

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

Grungler: Age of the Scrungler

The ghost of Christmas past has had enough of my shit

Aargh! Go away!

i make Blazing Saddles every weekend

Marius, in his late 60's doing push-ups in the gymnasium: "unus, duo, tres, *notices some senators walking by* septuaginta novem, octoginta!"

You all need to stop making fun of Tom Nichols. It's a lot of effort to position yourself as the premier writer for the illiterate. Cut him some slack.

By changing only a single byte in the code of Mario Paint, the music composer will not stop at the end of the song and instead continue to play the entire contents of the console's memory as music.

It's time to repeal the lex Julia de civitate.

don't forget to tare the scale before weighing your options

Guy with a headband: this is great for running :) Guy with a bedhand: ah fuck my hand has turned into a bed, this is terribly inconvenient

Acab includes Tom, the Super Cop. Actually it probably includes him even more so than usual

The Japanese say you have three faces. Which is not even close. Overestimated by a factor of 3, really shoddy work there.

If you hold down your horn for 10-20 seconds, the other drivers will finally start to respect you—maybe even love you.

Finally, I can sleep soundly knowing that my family will be protected in the event that he releases another single instead of a full album.

A lady walked into the Costco fridge like “brrrr omg it’s so cold.” Bitch this isn’t a fucking game this is Friday night Costco. Get it together.

It must suck being wicked, I love rest

i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.

Baby was just doing one of my crosswords earlier...

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Give me the opinion you have that is closest to the 75th percentile of woke

aura farming can be sustainable and is an integral part of any complex society but under capitalism the industrial aura farming practices have left many feeling alienated from hype moments with their friends

They're hunting me for sport, instead of hunting me for the love of the game like they should.

they’re getting rid of all the regular dirt tomorrow and replacing it with loam #loamworld

ugh was trying 2 avoid the bone dimension...

ancient battles be like "the casualties numbered somewhere between 10 and 3 billion"

Marius is rightly recognized as a brilliant military commander for his invention of soldiers that were in shape and could move quick.

One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always tells the truth. They're guards, though. So they won't let you in.

why the fuck is there a ddr song with a 28 note per second section