the 9 scariest words in the english language are "ghost baby shoes for sale. never worn, also haunted"

strength implies weakness or insecurity; weakness implies strength or ignorance

Enough.

they should make a game that looks like a modern shooter but actually you just walk around and have generals and stuff talk to you for hours and then the game ends

Sorry, this should say "cities surrounding paris" instead of "cities surrounding france". I tried to get the time traveler to warn me of the typo in the past, but again, he is all about forming provisional governments and nothing else.

liberals in the cities surrounding france around late July/early August 1830: well what do we do now guy who traveled back in time because he loves forming provisional governments: we should form a provisional government

probably not within the top 10 things to be said about this, however: "The high-T Department of War", says a middle aged man with a full head of hair

Try again for 5 Rupees?

I've decided to announce some stupid bullshit that nobody wants and everyone hates

I've decided the guy is the other something awful guy. I don't know anything about something awful but apparently it would be funny if he were that guy which is good enough for me

Charter of government? I hardly know 'er of government!

My role model is a fictional man named Tod Germaine who always takes the objectively correct action in any conceivable scenario. I admire him greatly

More like, fuckin, Booana. Because of how it is bad. Oh wait there was an animated version before this one?

Heard they were going to adjust the balance on genders soon.

once i googled this it was funny

Turns out our rogue has a poisson knife instead of a poison knife. He kept stabbing people with it at regular intervals

me as a lion: oh god what if the sheep hate me

They should make everyone evil in the new avengers. Everyone decides to be evil and there's no conflict because they're all aligned (in being evil)

Happy govenor of the Bastille kicking a guy in the balls and immediately getting shot and decapitated day

Marmon waking up on July 28, 1830 and seeing the words "Day 2 of the 3 Glorious Days" appear in front of him: "well that doesn't sound good"

when you try and shake up GenericMobGoon for info but they ain't no snitch:

I should start doing math again

"Elon Musk dubs him 'Scam Altman' not Sam" thank you headline for that clarification

Before you embark on a quest for revenge against me, dig one grave. For just you. Because I am the best.

slightly disturbing posts are synecdoche for extremely disturbing posts

friend: i think we’re being… experimented on me (hitting the food switch even though it keeps shocking me): food

Charles the simple, more like Charles the pimple! Because of him not being all that great of a ruler, to be honest.

I think when celebrities publically admit they take like ozempic or whatever the primary impetus isn't like, fatphobia or anything. I think they just don't want people to think they accomplished something that they didn't. That's very understandable, I think.

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

Your skill with a sword is remarkable for an information technologist…your daimyo has gravely misallocated your skills

They're stealing my essence in order to fuel a profane ritual later this decade

I'm free on steam for a limited time only

you can not conceive of anything i can not, for you are contained within me. your limits stretch no further than the walls of my mind. i am everything you are and then some. i encompass you.

It's now time to create the mediocre digital circus, a kind of alright animated show

Fandoms are generally awful. Joining a fandom because you really like a show is like jumping into a zoo enclosure because you really like tigers.

I'm red because I can't be placed there

Sounds good

An error has occurred. You should probably just give up.

If you don't get the monty hall problem, just view it as a restriction on the probability space. So now the thing you don't get is a math thing instead of a logic thing.

lmao

My haters are just fucking my shit up. Absolute victory for my haters, wasn't even close.

Look: Lindsay Graham may have been a terrible person

They're calling me the "Brit of Luxembourg" for reasons that are not entirely clear.

agdq should make it so that if not enough money is earned during your run they end it early and you have to go home

Life is forever, and that's not very long #wisdom

Preheat your oven to 325