slightly disturbing posts are synecdoche for extremely disturbing posts

friend: i think we’re being… experimented on me (hitting the food switch even though it keeps shocking me): food

Charles the simple, more like Charles the pimple! Because of him not being all that great of a ruler, to be honest.

I think when celebrities publically admit they take like ozempic or whatever the primary impetus isn't like, fatphobia or anything. I think they just don't want people to think they accomplished something that they didn't. That's very understandable, I think.

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

Your skill with a sword is remarkable for an information technologist…your daimyo has gravely misallocated your skills

They're stealing my essence in order to fuel a profane ritual later this decade

I'm free on steam for a limited time only

you can not conceive of anything i can not, for you are contained within me. your limits stretch no further than the walls of my mind. i am everything you are and then some. i encompass you.

It's now time to create the mediocre digital circus, a kind of alright animated show

Fandoms are generally awful. Joining a fandom because you really like a show is like jumping into a zoo enclosure because you really like tigers.

I'm red because I can't be placed there

Sounds good

An error has occurred. You should probably just give up.

If you don't get the monty hall problem, just view it as a restriction on the probability space. So now the thing you don't get is a math thing instead of a logic thing.

lmao

My haters are just fucking my shit up. Absolute victory for my haters, wasn't even close.

Look: Lindsay Graham may have been a terrible person

They're calling me the "Brit of Luxembourg" for reasons that are not entirely clear.

agdq should make it so that if not enough money is earned during your run they end it early and you have to go home

Life is forever, and that's not very long #wisdom

Preheat your oven to 325

Increasingly having to take a pill each night to make me really big then really small then really big then small again just to find that sweet spot I can finally curl up in and go to sleep

Just called my good friend M. McConnell on the phone for a good 20 minutes. He said that this joke format is "almost as old as I am!" and then died via explosive diarrhea.

so so lovely with incredible style... welcome to my webpage stick around for a while

I am an avid reader and dog hater. I love our country and hate democracy. I enjoy learning about the world and hate new perspectives.

This post is brought to you

History will vindicate some guy

Eating food during my life

Happy birthday to certain people (people whose birthday is today)

If the product is free then you're the product. If the product is brie, then yum.

standards are there to stop a guy who is really really convinced that he is right and who will not be deterred by any facts

racism is a material condition

watch out batman he's gonna get +2 strength for the rest of combat from this attack

Being a plucky sidekick is fine when you're young, but past 24 you gotta knock that shit out.

I love defending my cavern

"cousin with a dreamcast" is one of the classic jungian archetypes

Sounds difficult. Could I get seeded with a lower skill opponent to start with?

"I've got a pretty fucked up sense of humor" - guy who has a completely normal sense of humor for an adult human

Awaken bison protocol ❓ ——— ——— ———— Reject Molt Accept ——— ——— ————

"You won't believe that" let me stop you right there. I can believe anything. My credulity is boundless.

There are two spectres haunting europe: communism, and that red death guy that comes and kills you whenever you reach the time limit in vampire survivors

They're damning my memory tomorrow

the fundamental, indivisible unit of society is a group of people in opposition to another group of people

I've been stopped by the traffic cop for having an illegal traffic in the trunk of my car