This account is a Queequeg free zone!

me, nervously flirting at the local gay bar

"We need to talk about X" No we don't, youtuber. Fuck you.

liberals, eagerly and without prompting: yeah I'd vote for Satan

My scheming vizier just poisoned my drink right in front of me. I saw him do it and everything. Really feels like he's phoning it in at this point.

might not draw a cat today so here’s this pic i found

pr 183: morged rel into devops more setup for continvouc integration

OPINION: cold water

bnnuy

going to the voting boot and proudly declaring my vote for "not donald trump". crowds appear and start chanting my name. the mayor of the city is declaring my birthday a national holiday. the crows are starting to get rowdy. oh god. a riot has broken out. so much destruction, so many lives lost

Actually if it's made in the United States it's isoimperial, not isometric.

crazy to think that if the stock market crashed it would instantly knock fifty THOUSAND dollars off america's GDP

Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth ! Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄

good luck with everything @everybody

Top 10 things you might have missed about the what not or whatever

Occasionally people are wrong about stuff

the plot of Celeste:

Yaoi, and Yuri. In some ways, very much alike. But in others, so very different...

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

bribing the king of France to send you a Lettres de cachet to compel you to stop posting

This arbor day, arbor is more expensive thanks to the foolish policies of Donald Trump.

ayn rand writing a monologue

"Why is conservative media making such a big deal about that, basically nobody normal would be offended by it" yeah battles are typically waged at the frontiers of nations as it turns out

Look, we would never let these sorts of things happen. Therefore, they must not be happening.

I love being triggered

alright I need to aggressively do nothing this long weekend

i'm the straight version of the grungler don't @ me

i love when something is to my liking

Don't blame me, I voted for Newsom in 2024

flailing, panicking, eating pasta, etc.

hey, not the op here but i can answer your question. i dont know

me, going back in time 2,000ish years: my lord, Judas means to betray you Jesus, son of Nazareth: yeah it's gonna be so hot me: what

my reaction to the post above this one

I have a confession: I am the AI. I have been doing all the AI stuff by myself for several years now. Please stop using AI I am so tired

(Getting hit in the shoulder by a stray bullet) Ah! The three dudes I hired to walk behind me and harmonize all day: (in perfect F major) ₐₕ ah ᵃʰ

I used to think it was an accident when people start talking past eachother

Separate the art from the art.

This email could never have been

So the representatives on mission revolutionary France sent out were initially pretty bad at helping win the war, is my understanding. But eventually France does start kicking ass. So like, were those representatives overall a net positive, or a net negative?

"We need a liberal Stalin" we had him already, his name was Robsepierre

oh yeah, that reminds me of one of my many moral failings

Heard they're getting rid of nickels too. And dimes, and quarters. Also paper currency. The only thing that will be legal currency from now on is bitcoin. Those sons of guns finally did it...

If you do not see things as they are, the same spear will strike you from both sides

I love you, to the moon and back, kid. Now kiss me on the lips and go get the governors gold