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psychic detective
God damnnn I need to get beat to death in a cemetary while mumbling, "Like a dog," with my final breaths, jonesing so bad
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Errai
about 2 hours ago
(emailing HR) Can you ask my coworker if he wants to be my friend
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amber grease
about 2 hours ago
I'm MtT (male to theyfab)
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about 3 hours ago
(Gen Z Faulkner) The past is lowkey not dead... it's lowkey not even past fr...
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bouncy castle
about 8 hours ago
guys like my tweet gun to your head
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the root of all evil is advertising and marketing. the trunk is sports and gambling websites. the branches are skincare companies and those guys that breed miniature dogs
about 8 hours ago
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my vacation to Yharnam went pretty smoothly all things considered, few hiccups- *I reach one of my tentacles over and grab another beer* you want another one, Mikael?
about 8 hours ago
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just found out the Satan-Lucifer ownership group is acquiring large amounts of land and swaying all political leadership in my local area, I'm SO excited for the new football stadium and Gate to Hell they're planning for a rapid 2036 turn around!! :D
about 9 hours ago
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you can't spell GUILLOTINE without "ILU" 😍🥰❤️💕
about 9 hours ago
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creating a podcast around a new kind of self-torture concept for you all to enjoy my misery in expanded formats and mediums
about 9 hours ago
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I invented a guillotine that is only big enough for ducks and gooses. So those bourgeoisie bastard birds can't flee to the south (Miami, FL) any longer
about 9 hours ago
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bouncy castle
about 10 hours ago
pasta check . yes
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my girlfriend thinks I'm cute :,) 🙂↕️🙂↔️
about 19 hours ago
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fuck yoy
about 21 hours ago
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about 23 hours ago
I fuckeng hate content & media
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1 day ago
im just spraying blood isotropically atp
#thriving
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those that pleasure in the harm of others are NOT invited to the crib later
1 day ago
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pulling out the Nacho Libre quotes at the house party and leaving with so many girls I gotta call a limo to come pick us upp
1 day ago
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if you're color blind, balls are just gray or brown and therefore can never be blue. like how blind people also can't be schizophrenic but with balls
1 day ago
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wow, turns out you just voted for Balls. Still wanna vote blue no matter who? well, if you say so- (maniacal laugh)
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Evil, chaos, and destructive forces are straight up not tight
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Gupp
2 days ago
could god create a truck so lifted he cpuldnt climb into it ?
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Code: Veronica? more like Code: This Sucksica. because it's bad. i can't stop playing it help
1 day ago
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like this tweet to instantly get 100 level insight 🦑
1 day ago
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bro you don't have enough insight bro, you can't understand the horrors beyond the veil of your reality yet bro
1 day ago
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the one drug I wish I could do is the Blood from Yharnam
1 day ago
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who up bloodletting to ease ther burdenous woes
1 day ago
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"I Experienced White Racism and all i got is this stupid Blue Checkmark" shirts on sale now!!!
2 days ago
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no, elon musk is just an evolved human man. his chest is supposed to look that boxy and huge on purpose. it's where he stores his huge heart and enormous empathy for white racism victims
2 days ago
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everyday i think of the brutal murder of
Twxtter.com
by the hands of the coward Box Chest James
2 days ago
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everytime i say tweet instead of post on
Bluesky.com
small elves crawl out of my phone's charging ports and scratch at me while cawwing like crows. a nice feature to help me remember twxtter overdosed on ketamine while listening to Grimes in the shower
2 days ago
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Jess
2 days ago
i'm printing out and burning my bluesky ban emails as a protest
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just found out about auto-enrollment into the draft. really fucked up the gov is forcing us to think before we tweet. NO MORE DRAFTS, BLUESKY!
2 days ago
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this one is for all the like minded fellas out there *performs harakiri* *audience claps and cheers*
2 days ago
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the key to male feminism getting popular is focusing on the fellas
2 days ago
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legally cami
2 days ago
I Was a Teenage Male Feminist and Other Stories
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just found out about thumbalina we got new skinny goals
#skinny
2 days ago
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Bella cool original 💖
2 days ago
It is so beautiful when someone is a creep in another language 💖 or an accent if your options are limited 💖🙏
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2 days ago
this bitch is eating a salad
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if you give honey to a baby they become attracted to bee men so it's imperative you keep it away unil they're old enough to find human men hotter!!!!
2 days ago
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i'm going to make myself french toast and coffee for breakfast
2 days ago
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they did rib remodeling surgery on a grap and she looks cunt af now
2 days ago
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3 days ago
What's the cure for all this shit
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cosmic angel
3 days ago
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Jess
3 days ago
officer, but that's a clove cigarette i say pointing at the 9mm pistol, gunsmoke pouring from the barrel
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just realized i wrote write when i meant right which is the mistake no one else makes ever so this might be the end for me
3 days ago
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(sighing as I open yet another sanpellegrino) i loved someone, once
3 days ago
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