"awww i can't go to the gym im tired im gonna sit on my ass and drink a beer" WAKE UP. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF ? GET A GRIP YOU NEED TO DRINK 2 BEERS

i love emojis. they can tell a story ..

would anyone like to fight me ?

telling this guy hooping that he fucking sucks and to get off the court before i hurt him physically and emotionally.

does anyone have a gallon of coffee they aren't using

this guy came to chill with me :3

ever since i pissed i knew i was going to piss again.

come on we're going to Blood Club

i think we should teach linear algebra in kindergarten.

googling shittiest apartment near me

she wasn’t impressed that i said i would kill christ for her. says i’m“always going on” about killing christ anyways. so what. that’s what he’s for

if i got run over by a car i wouldn't care i have too much going on rn.

idk who needs to hear this but hey big dog

does anyone want to be in cahoots with me ?

Ich habe paranoide Schizophrenie

dreamed one of u replied to me but i didn't look at it before i woke up :( what did u say ?

finally starting the jakarta method

ive become so evil and it fucking rocks.

gathering with a bunch of witches later. we have witchy business to attend to

vapers are an oppressed class.

wait Bro i think that's a baddie .. yeah that's a baddie Bro let's go bother her with no clear goal in mind

I am going to run full speed into a broadsword

my favorite local band plays tomorrow just fyi btw.

the best part of being a woman is when a man lights your cigarette.

i've decided to become very normal.

fuck it dude let's hoop

it's crazy how in life it's not like you just get yourself to a good place then you're set. you have to keep fucking working at it through all the bullshit for the rest of your time here.

eating in my car with the same grace as a gazelle grazing in a field.

i think we're the last of our kind Bro

i get shot with a gun 2-3 times a day

one bit i do is when i give some insight or advice i say "and that's a tiff tip". it's important to keep things lighthearted, and get a little silly sometimes :) #tifftip

meeting in the alley with the cat gods

does anyone need a physics degree im not using mine except when i skate & hoop

in NA like god damn you guys problems suck you should try balling out

reading country singers wikipedia pages to see if they actually experienced heartbreak or they're just frauds.

save me 4 cups of black coffee.

wanna hit my vape while i hit ur vape ?

karl marx should've been a trucker

feel wrung out

msg 4 future me: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just found out abt money

i NEED A GIRLFRIEND

another long day at the Piss Factory

me & my vape against the world

treating myself to a little sunday shoplifting☺️

people keep criticizing my white lighter but im 27 i had to.

at the club like wow trade school that's so interesting do you have a roommate

come over let's microwave stuff

they should have a man you can kiII at the gym

kiss me beneath the flickering lights of the 7-Eleven