im tryna jack off in all 50 states

in a just and fair world there would be nothing but the terminal

how about you make yourself useful for once.

pulling a knife on this guy on the trail for saying hello to me

i bet the melted snow tastes so good to the trees

dragons are real just saw one in the smoky mountains near the east fire tower spawn point

spending the night in the mount cammerer fire tower if anyone wants to come end my tortured life or freeze in the mountains with me

legally adopting a mutual

dreamed i was hooking up with a twitter mutual and he was trying to show me a Trippie Redd song on my work laptop and i was closing all my tabs and terminals and i had a folder open with a bunch of Rei pictures saved

id stroke a genius

you better take these drugs man there's sober children in africa

Perfect album

where were u when this album dropped

can a small town country girl really make it in the big city of nashville ?

i remember everything that's ever happened

wake up put on elliott smith did u even try to have a good day bro .

pinback mentioned ❕

they shoulda just stopped making music after jordan dreyer wrote andria what more is there to say.

asking one of those people who sits there with their lights on what went so wrong in their infancy.

are u guys heeding the mountain's call or not really

guy asks for my number i tell him you don't want it. asks if im single i say yes for Many good reasons

in the gym we exorcising demons

spilling coffee all over my car on purpose

doing an interview in my hoodie and sunglasses

whenever anything bad happens in my life I try to find a way to make it a psychosexual issue

it's fine to live your entire life substituting one addiction after another.

I once dated a big talking truck full of weed killer from the Pixar's Cars universe

staring at his selfie like a soldier at war.

might start making $300,000 a year haven't decided yet.

no one will Ball with me because they're fucking scared.

i feel such a kinship with this guy: 🚶‍♂️

he's always been such a stupid piece of shit and if you read surely you're joking as anything other than an exhibition of his sexual predator actions and general jackassery you're stupid too.

they should make a WNRA

does anyone on the north american continent want to go see a movie with me tonight :) ?

box of leaves lunch

if i learn just a little bit more german i can convincingly "pretend" i dont know english.

There are Tiny Men everywhere. You can catch glimpses of them, if you try. They scurry with an unbelievable swiftness

"the more years i trapped these smart and noble animals the more regret i felt at causing them trauma" YEAH I'LL BET

we got The Big Hike on deck today

all the homies are disconcerted

thesis of office space was so right let's all get manual labor jobs

dreamed i accidentally told him i love him. dreamed i went back to my apartment from 7 years ago and my stuff was still there untouched

calling into work lovesick

crashing my car because of the moon

asking the band if they need a drummer right in front of their drummer

crying rn. probably going to jack off later

Hell i'll go for a stroll. just the type of guy i am

lifting in my sunglasses

⚠️weird girl has imprinted on you⚠️