walk straight through the trees they'll part for you if you're worthy

help me

getting rly mad and then just jacking off

praying to Goku for strength and deciding to have a nice day 😌

they had 16 different types of coffee beans at this circle k (and 14 flavors + cold brew) couldnt suppress my expression of wonder

im so glad age 13 i was familiarizing myself with the musical projects of maynard james keenan instead of connecting with my peers

*shoots one million bullets through my brain* that's better

telling the weed store guy i prefer a low THC % so i can "keep my wits about me" (not go full psychotic)

this is my boyfriend Stalemate

great news just gave up.

See, people always want to make this just about "sports," but the real upshot here is that, 6-3, trans women can't make a claim under the Equal Protection Clause. And if they can't do that, it's hard to see how they have constitutional rights.

The Dems will ignore it. Almost certainly What power will we build outside of the Dems who we know won’t stop it is the question

every morning i awaken like the replicants in blade runner

ive been watching christmas movies

if i could experience any work for the first time again it'd be punpun

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 23 Tears Rei III

i like the story of the magic railroad and lady. this color special to me

[with my dying breath] can you Please put on 21 savage?

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[hands clasped together at my bedside] i hope i never turn into a permanent cone. & i hope i never ever become a cone permanently and i wont change shape to a cone. Amen

my phone healed from the tide pool now it has ocean powers and can call my mermaid friends. a shellphone

21 savage means more to me than jesus means to christians

this album was v impactful for me when it released. love this little video

things didnt work out with The Rotten One

complaining to my real boyfriends about my imaginary boyfriend

being insane not bad i get to laugh a lot

for my next road trip destination i will go to the hospital.

you cant understand how much i dont fucking care.

hey guys whatsup!

that's fucking hysterical bro i love you

replying this to a Beautiful Women's selfie

in every gun, the empty church, and every tortured son

ive been thinking of you you stupid bastard

i regularly write until my fingers bleed without noticing

magical caterpillar with background in psychotherapy said it's never going to happen for me

white people will lick ketamine right out of your palm

had to commit light fraud 2day. twice in 1 week😍

hid in drainage pipe to piss. felt like creature

the part when the lonely stoner puts on his shoes and smokes and goes outside>>

asking my coworkers to rate how normal i am 1-10

*vomits immediately* wow that was really good, can i have another

eat of the forbidden marlboro red

sorry i almost threw up just now thinking about how normal his future wife is. sorry i just now did again

girlfriend who only texts you three or four times a year

all the other customers at walmart and i just put on a perfect 1:1 performance of fosse's the rich man's frug with minimal coordination beforehand.

Hard to find an Orc girl in this city like Umog gra-Marad. Smart, tough, got a good trade. Nice-looking, too. So I got to make my intentions clear.

french kissing is so cool its like lets lick each others tongues and suck on them a bit

this is a banger when ur coming down and high as hell no sleep