i'm awake.... for now!

our plans are measured not in cloves, but in bulbs

only need $260 more

giving up on the speedrun achievement thing because the high halls arena sucks so much 🤗

gonna attempt + stream this now on my page twitch.tv/bug_deal sorry thaks

The comments are full of people assuring each other that the woo sound is worth the wait, and it is youtu.be/55kBG5TD0OY?...

i mean people who said that were already scum, there was never any good reason to say this

CHOTINER: The album is titled "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back" THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album. CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket... TD: ...to Hell and back, yes. CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition? TD: Well, uh CHOTINER: there's a return trip.

i'm glad elon musk got out of the spotlight because of how annoying he is, but i hope he still gets what he deserves, which i will not specify here.

aaaaaAAAAAAGGGHHH

You ever notice how its literally impossible to do anything.

seems to me the main reason bluesky has a lot of desperately unhappy people freaking out about politics and world affairs on it instead of being like twitter was in the middle of the last decade is that you are using and discussing it in 2025 instead of in the middle of the last decade

well I need help again $400 short of making it this month and still no job any help is extremely appreciated venmo.com/u/almightybob

silksong < hollow knight < hungry knight #fact #factual

i think everybody on the west coast lives in LA and everybody on the east coast lives in NYC. everyone else is in illinois, texas, or some other country.

i'm like an unsightly growth on the website that you might get used to after a while

if only there were some way to not stare at screens until my brain is fried and never relax and go to sleep. but there'sn't

i hate when i mess up something i'm trying to do right. it's like... just do it right instead??? what is wrong with me... it's so obvious

revisiting a problematic album i used to listen to a bunch and now i know the origin of a bunch of samples and it's like going to an earlier location in a video game or watever. sorry i deleted the first version of this post by accident and only have this disappointed rewrite.

fuck it *deletes ur op*

fuck i tried to delete and repost a reply with a major error but i deleted the op instead which i hadn't copied. forget it...

so this bartender walks into a- wait i fucked up already. forget it.

EVERY time i pick up a frayed rosary string in silksong i say "no i'm a frayed knot" in reference to that frayed knot joke. you know the one i'm talking about? it's not a very long joke but it's long enough it would be hard to cram into a post so i won't.

The worst part about having a stroke is that you have no way of knowing if your toast is burning

ha'n't streamed in a long time outside of occasional bella days. might do so for silksong speedrun achievement attempts (not to be confused with actual speedrun attempts)

jiminy kimmel batman

feel like the word dysfunctional fell out of favor. used to be on everybody's lips

remember when bill the cat was donald trump. on bloom county or w/e it was called at the time. i guess they had a brain swap but i don't think i ever saw any of trump's body w/ bill brain. whatever half of you are too young to know what i'm talking about and the rest are too old to remember, like me

it took us our whole sesh to re-clear sugar riot but we did it and we'll have all of monday's sesh for epic proggers on the next guy

you thought i wasn't gonna do it. i thought i wasn't gonna do it. but now i'm gonna do it

activist man

bivisibility day??? first off you spelled it wrong second i don't think we need more divisiveness

was definitely intending to leave my room for nearly an hour before admitted defeat

medieval peasants were actually woke as fuck and they played video games and smoked weed all the time and they could stay up as late as they wanted!!

nuby accessories, print ad, imagery (1992) archive.org/details/vide...

does anyone in iowa need a grumpy lad to come sit near them bc i know this boy is ready for the inside life

Reverse-Wiśniewski is valid; you can, in fact, still accurately define and rate a bowel movement as inverse to the methods laid out in Dr Wiśniewski's 1957 pro-diarrhea paper, as gunch does claims that reverse-w is outdated stem from disagreements mostly over his 1949 article in Harper's, 🧵 [1/10]

Jimmy Kimmel had announced on instagram he would be using the time off to raise a new rescue puppy, now his latest post is a 15 second video of dropping it off on the shoulder of the Hollywood Freeway and driving away. For all of you celebrating.

Kamala Harris reveals in new book she ate a hot coal. Her staff saw her eyes glisten as she looked into the fire, but they were too slow to stop her from picking up a hot coal and swallowing it. "It tasted so hot and it burned me in side. It was the hottest one I ever picked up and ate," she writes.

it's crazy that people leave their venmo transactions public. every time i open it i'm like why do you want everyone to know this

Soon I need to go to the pronoun outlet (clinic) and buy more gender (hrt) but it’s expensive and on top of the world being a nightmare for trans people right now I’m still having trouble finding a job. If you can spare a few bucks to my Venmo (@JaneOs) I’d appreciate it.

George Herriman is arguably one of the first major black artists in comics. And the only reason for that is because NO ONE KNEW HE WAS BLACK. He was light skinned enough to be white passing & hid that fact into old age so that he WOULD be able to continue drawing largely due to rampant racism.

Alexios 2 Komnenos @d0xfordComa You don't hate the media enough. You think you do, but you don't. [screenshot of a Kotaku article titled Nintendo Delaying New Animal Crossing Again, Citing "Don't Really Feel Like It"] | | Robert Gorey of Miami-Dade @411BeachStApt4b There needs to be consequences.

negative motivation today

when someone makes a reference to something i'm not familiar with it feels like my fault and too shameful to admit

dungeonesque crab. dungeoness crab. dungeonest. dungeonist. something to do with dungeon rather than whatever boring thing it's actually named after.

kind of the hill

you like that movie? man i hate it. and now i'm going to tell you why.

this type of mf when that type of mf walks in:

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again