i have a firefox extension where it unloads the tab from memory after enough inactivity but it makes the tab into a picture of a tiny little sleeping anthropomorphized tab that i have to click on its face to wake up which i don’t like having to do. it should be allow d to sleep

kind of embarrassing to complain about your numbers and in the same breath admit that you haven't been sucking a single one of the seven known metrics homunculi

skeletons can only give little dry bites. a wet bite is not from a skeleton.

kind of embarrassing whenever anybody uses the word liminal without consulting me to learn what it truly means

i hope that the small little guys constituting the alcohol molecules im drinking are having as good of a time as im drinking them

this dog i’m petting is so small. i bet it feels good to get your face massaged by a big giant guy until he stops to post about how little of a freak you are.

my bullshit detector is going ape shit. and my ape shit detector is going bananas

i like to imagine that the various homunculi toiling away inside my brain are happy

when people talk about how they just started meditating and how good it makes them feel, i feel like i understand that because i do a version of that where i drink a lot and play super smash bros melee

i don’t want to die but i really want to at least outlive my computer who i hate

i was trying to do a math problem but i accidentally drew a little guy

Something instead of nothing

cumulatively i’ve spent many days in the outdoors

i’ve been slacking on my proprioception and i fear it’s making me play worse melee

throwing your voice is vacuously easy. you can say nothing and sound exactly like a puppet.

my big hated enemy is Antimalware Service Executable. I hate that guy with my life

op ed: bluesky will NEVER be a mainstream platform until everyone stops whipping my ass with a rolled up towel

the four guys of the apocalypse

just now realizing that conducting is actually a technical form of dance so like ddr but where the music gets worse when you start fucking up

Realtors on AOL chat in the nineties: L/L/L?

T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails

many people think ‘hasta la vista’ is a german phrase but it’s actually austrian

when you’re trying to justify fucking him

knowing how to read analog clocks is bourgeois

my dwarf boss: I was thinking we should dig too greedily, and too deep me: on it boss

avoiding eye contact with my future self when he steps out of the time machine

i have amazing synergy with my legs and other body parts far away from my head and face who i am

magic trick where i cut a pokeball in half but its got like a dugtrio in there or something

i eat lots of eggs so i can grow up into a big strong bird

no

remember to pack your toiletries. your implements of toiletry.

a normal subgroup is a subgroup with the property that it’s named N. if N is a subgroup of G then N is normal in G cause it’s called N so obviously it has to be.

if you don’t believe in the phlogiston theory of fire we can’t be friends

rereading finnegans wake (esperanto translation)

arms are the fingers of the torso

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don’t think this vid can ever be topped

it was crazy that time when keanu reeves knew kung fu after they put that thing in his head

I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’

my fan theory is that the best boxer would be a doctor because they know all the stuff they can break and still be kind of ok. Doctor Boxor.

fridge is milk’s cold home

i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it

im always mementoing mori which is to say i will never forget my roommates cat morimoto, may he rest in peace, whom i was very good friends with

If you think you’re going to lose on an episode of Chopped you should run into the pantry and just start eating all the most expensive stuff. That’s just simple game theory

i actually ate breakfast and lunch today which feels great but i got jury unselected so i shan’t be doing that again

it shouldn’t be called seaweed that’s offensive. it’s sea plant.

restaurant is the store but it is also the club