i eat lots of eggs so i can grow up into a big strong bird

no

remember to pack your toiletries. your implements of toiletry.

a normal subgroup is a subgroup with the property that it’s named N. if N is a subgroup of G then N is normal in G cause it’s called N so obviously it has to be.

if you don’t believe in the phlogiston theory of fire we can’t be friends

rereading finnegans wake (esperanto translation)

arms are the fingers of the torso

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don’t think this vid can ever be topped

it was crazy that time when keanu reeves knew kung fu after they put that thing in his head

I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’

my fan theory is that the best boxer would be a doctor because they know all the stuff they can break and still be kind of ok. Doctor Boxor.

fridge is milk’s cold home

i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it

im always mementoing mori which is to say i will never forget my roommates cat morimoto, may he rest in peace, whom i was very good friends with

If you think you’re going to lose on an episode of Chopped you should run into the pantry and just start eating all the most expensive stuff. That’s just simple game theory

i actually ate breakfast and lunch today which feels great but i got jury unselected so i shan’t be doing that again

it shouldn’t be called seaweed that’s offensive. it’s sea plant.

restaurant is the store but it is also the club

volley ball is just tether ball untethered

i just did the most brainpilled thing of washing a load of clean laundry. in fact i probably meant to do it from how dirty it was originally.

i will never be recalcitrant. i have always been calcitrant.

if i was a baseball guy i would be a pinch hitter, i would hit the pinch easily no matter who pinched it

thought of a joke to where i say stuff weird instead of normal. going to try this out on my friends the other day.

they should be called actions movies since they are doing so many in some of these ones. nobody wants to say it.

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

i just found out that if you want to look at a titty in the UK now you have to send a selfie to the king first

y'all mind if i go mad with power rq?

i think i’m gonna start saying rofl. i think it’s time.

peoples natural state is completely insane

KING: you there! Baker! how many blackbirds did you bake in this pie?? BAKER: four KING: are you fucking stupid?? that’s not nearly enough blackbirds you idio- BAKER: and twenty 💅

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

never bring a knife to a gun fight or a gun to a gunblade fight. in fact don’t bring weapons to fights at all. just don’t even go to them. go to something else. pokemon go to something else.

Six years ago I had a dream about afterlife and this is what I saw there #pixelart

I'm on a "sea" gull diet. I'm eating french fries off the ground in the parking lot

Fish Pond 🐟 #art #myart

the "dragon" figure appears in so many cultures because it embodies our most fundamental fear—a guy who's cooler than you in every possible way

i don’t think people should compare and contrast just pick one make up your mind

walked to the sea to taunt poseidon. no response yet.

thinking about my friend babu frik

obviously we are evil because monkeys are evil because they have hands. this is also basically why octopus's are evil.

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