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welcome to my page
i eat lots of eggs so i can grow up into a big strong bird
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Telephone Friend
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remember to pack your toiletries. your implements of toiletry.
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a normal subgroup is a subgroup with the property that it’s named N. if N is a subgroup of G then N is normal in G cause it’s called N so obviously it has to be.
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if you don’t believe in the phlogiston theory of fire we can’t be friends
about 1 month ago
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rereading finnegans wake (esperanto translation)
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about 2 months ago
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arms are the fingers of the torso
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zero divisor
2 months ago
You should read The Fever btw
wischik.com/lu/senses/fe...
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✨trash✨
3 months ago
don’t think this vid can ever be topped
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it was crazy that time when keanu reeves knew kung fu after they put that thing in his head
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Benny Feldman
4 months ago
I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’
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my fan theory is that the best boxer would be a doctor because they know all the stuff they can break and still be kind of ok. Doctor Boxor.
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I'm Butter Bessie
over 1 year ago
fridge is milk’s cold home
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Athlete's Foot Demon
4 months ago
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
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im always mementoing mori which is to say i will never forget my roommates cat morimoto, may he rest in peace, whom i was very good friends with
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little lamb
over 1 year ago
If you think you’re going to lose on an episode of Chopped you should run into the pantry and just start eating all the most expensive stuff. That’s just simple game theory
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Mousmine
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i actually ate breakfast and lunch today which feels great but i got jury unselected so i shan’t be doing that again
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it shouldn’t be called seaweed that’s offensive. it’s sea plant.
4 months ago
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restaurant is the store but it is also the club
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marissa walmart dog
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volley ball is just tether ball untethered
5 months ago
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i just did the most brainpilled thing of washing a load of clean laundry. in fact i probably meant to do it from how dirty it was originally.
5 months ago
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i will never be recalcitrant. i have always been calcitrant.
5 months ago
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if i was a baseball guy i would be a pinch hitter, i would hit the pinch easily no matter who pinched it
5 months ago
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thought of a joke to where i say stuff weird instead of normal. going to try this out on my friends the other day.
5 months ago
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they should be called actions movies since they are doing so many in some of these ones. nobody wants to say it.
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avery
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nattie winters
5 months ago
whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
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tinybaby
5 months ago
i just found out that if you want to look at a titty in the UK now you have to send a selfie to the king first
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georgia-lux
almost 2 years ago
y'all mind if i go mad with power rq?
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i think i’m gonna start saying rofl. i think it’s time.
6 months ago
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peoples natural state is completely insane
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Same Sad Echo
6 months ago
KING: you there! Baker! how many blackbirds did you bake in this pie?? BAKER: four KING: are you fucking stupid?? that’s not nearly enough blackbirds you idio- BAKER: and twenty 💅
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about 1 year ago
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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never bring a knife to a gun fight or a gun to a gunblade fight. in fact don’t bring weapons to fights at all. just don’t even go to them. go to something else. pokemon go to something else.
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Zorreta
6 months ago
Six years ago I had a dream about afterlife and this is what I saw there
#pixelart
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josh (auldfriend99)
7 months ago
I'm on a "sea" gull diet. I'm eating french fries off the ground in the parking lot
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Jenn
7 months ago
Fish Pond 🐟
#art
#myart
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furby hancock
7 months ago
the "dragon" figure appears in so many cultures because it embodies our most fundamental fear—a guy who's cooler than you in every possible way
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i don’t think people should compare and contrast just pick one make up your mind
7 months ago
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walked to the sea to taunt poseidon. no response yet.
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thinking about my friend babu frik
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obviously we are evil because monkeys are evil because they have hands. this is also basically why octopus's are evil.
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Mr. Big Shot
7 months ago
my EP is out <3 ive been working on these songs for a rly long time they mean a lot to me!!!!!
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ELLA MACHINA · EP · 2025 · 5 songs
https://open.spotify.com/album/7q0uwUS01LAqim3uxNkm2B?si=GpZdrCWbR-6LcItmxIEn9g
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