No I was cursed by a witch in a swamp but unfortunately this happened 3 years ago when the economy was already in the shitter and the witch was in the middle of a subathon sponsored by Oscar meyer so it's hard to really blame her, she needs money, it makes sense for a witch to live in a swamp

I don't want to wear anything not made of linen until November

This is what my skin looks like too

peaking on acid at 7-11 and a hot dog gets up from the roller and starts yelling at you

moi toujours

This is such a cool post. Fucked up to block someone for it

i have a vaccine injury. it's VAC (wack) CINE (seeing) you without my number IN JUR (your) Your phone

Je suis défoncé au parc

you merely adopted GBS but I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a good post until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

i have a muscle strain and my doctor prescribed some kind of time-release ibuprofen that lasts 12 hours and like. can i just be on this all the time

you merely adopted GBS but I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a good post until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

pringles are the ultimate food of community spirit. if there aren't just enough pringles in the can they get smashed to pieces if you shake it up. but together they protect each other

I just watched a video where the YouTuber said at the end "share this video with someone in your life if you think it could help them" and it was about a 58 year old woman who pooped herself and got arrested for dui

Ok it's Saturday again time to experiment with thc/dubstep ratios again

I love all the articles about how rich people will move away if we tax them. Ok. Seems like we can't tax them anyway so why does that matter. They all smell like piss all the time anyway. Let them leave

Whoa very cool. My blind date was with Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer. He walked around the restaurant screaming at everything and then he purposefully knocked my drink into my lap. And since I know you're wondering, yes, I put out every time.

I have also declined an invitation to perform at America's 250th.

How is this not makeup from one of those hunger games films

Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut

Stefan and JF spent 35 minutes attempting to unmute themselves, then watched 30 seconds of a fast food review over the next 25 minutes.

lol to having to run away with your little drum still strapped to you

My "not a Nazi" shirt is raising a lot of frankly unfair questions ever since I took it off to get in the pool - Graham Platner

nathen mazri has converted from garfield to islam

The flood of posts about the meteor hitting the atmosphere is what causes all the consoles to explode when they get hit by a weapon in Star Trek. All 10000 crew posting on Federation Twitter "what da fuck was that"

Ask me how I know

No guy worth his salt actually wants to do anything. And then drop a hot vegan girlfriend into the equation and he's saying he always wanted to visit Machu Picchu and become Texas senator.

Women are my favorite guy.

fyi my doctor also says im 6'3

This is happening at any company big enough to go whole hog on AI development I'd wager

I had an Aventon and someone broke through a metal security gate with a sledge hammer to steal it from where it was kept next to my trash cans. This is either a really good review or a really bad review.

Ok I'm going to buy a second ebike specifically for commuting because while I am very happy with the ebike I bought it weighs 10,000 lbs and has tires too fat for the link bike lockers by like 2x. Right now I am considering Ride1UP Roadster V3 and the Aventon Soltera. Considerations in next post

look he's still a billionaire so he will never see the kingdom of heaven but I will do one hand it to him for this

I think it makes a lot of sense to make it so the Ballard light rail project does not actually go to Ballard to save money

Russel, my man, a trans woman and a gender critical can categorically not end up “on the same side” except for the gender fascism to come for the bigot as it comes for us, in the process overtly confirming the gender crit was in fact Wrong

i will be voting for adlai stevenson, my favorite final fantasy character

x stink is coming out with a front light one

I'm a part of it. Not separate from it. I walk on the ground and the ground's walked on by me, I breathe the air and change it, I am entirely interconnected with the world.

Lmao

the encyclical’s aside on Disclosure Day is worth reading in full.

I'm going to buy a global citizen id and drive 90 mph back and forth over 520 until I get pulled over so I can give it to a cop

sorry cops are too busy maintaining the quantum machinery they use to stay in a superposition of "society's dread guardians, an impenetrable blue wall around decent folk" and "smaww wittiw beans in constant danger and in fear for their safety at every moment from every non-cop in sight"

you know it is actually kind of cool that the pope is like rallying humanity to battle against AI. conceptually I mean. not to be part of but as a sort of set piece at the end of humanity

i intentionally detached that last one from context so i get cancelled in 6 months for slandering geologists

I also refuse to believe anyone yelling REALLY thought it was appropriate to use Dr. there. If someone said "Hi, I'm Dr. Whoever, and this is awkward but I feel like I have to tell you something about the mole on your neck" you're telling me you don't see a problem with a geologist saying this

literally they wanted people to trust what she was saying. if it's not lying it's one RCH away

Kind of interesting they've dropped the Dr. here

I'm a performative male. And I'm a karen. And I vote.

This guy needs to play that outbreak game