oh so it’s a police force

im normal

i have been enjoying "this old tony" lately

in yet another world first we will be integrating a child pornography website into our military. wow. impressive

i hate it when the game tells me to manage my inventory

I was just saying Danielle addresses Bunnies as MrBeast entertains please to buy NewJeans to my friend last week

now to be fair there's not an immediately obvious reason this is a terrible idea right

man all that edc stuff has totally demolished my ad targeting on instagram. what the fuck is this man

If you like The New York Times Crossword and Sudoku puzzles the editor for those is Will Shortz and he has books of those puzzles for sale. Just look for the ones by just him so you don't give the NYT money

yeah I also just give money to the Trans People Should Be Killed Bulletin for the crossword puzzles

how are people reading these NYT opinion pieces that are paywalled? Are you idiots paying for the new york times

Imagine ruining your family’s vacation because you get drunk and cry like a 3 year old over a racist podcaster you never even listened to lmfaooooooo

i look at the sign on that podium and can’t help but wonder: is there a way to gradually hamstring this with bureaucratic red tape

you know what's nice is i realized i completely skipped the jia tolento thing. no idea what happened. do not tell me in the replies ill block you

If I told my boss the coffee shop girl called me a techie, and he said publicly he was repeatedly checking in on my well being no one would ever hear from me again.

you know, x may be a child pornography website, but it's at least the world's largest child pornography website

walking home last night i just remembered i was going by a young couple fumbling to get into the lobby of their apartment building and i overheard the following snippet of conversation person 1: have you seen baby driver? person 2: is that the one with adam driver? person 1: what? no... what?

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Checked on his well-being! He's sitting on the bumper of an ambulance wrapped in a space blanket drinking hot chocolate from a cup that presumably has a different farm animal drawn on it.

biggest pussies in the world. you called someone's mom because they said something mean to you. jesus christ

ANOTHER thing i haven't seen many people talk about is that all the bullshit that ICE is doing where they tell people they can't film, try to delete their videos, tell people they're "obstructing" by filming or standing nearby - this is all stuff that police have been doing for decades

hey go fuck ytourself amazon product page

how about a dem campaigns on full pardons. not for everything of course. but some things

the things they are doing, these paramilitary squads, there's absolutely no reason for any of it. just spectacle. just a fusillade fired at you. you've been invaded. you have been declared the enemy. there's no reason for this other than that. you and yours are now the enemy. "all of yours"

the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.

underrated movieimo

Just laughed out loud imagining running into the Target bathroom while Gregory Bovino is in it and slapping him around like Bam Margera with his dad on the toilet

obama guy

i actually think it's pretty significant that "wine moms" as a concept has flipped sides. it was pretty solidly maga not too long ago wasn't it?

Watching the Eagles offense

Somali aunties were giving out samosas to the anti ICE protesters in Minneapolis.

first thing ive said out loud in like 4 hours: "Shut up Eric Prydz I'm tired of it"

now let me be clear (turns invisible)

this is an awful story but i really like his shirt

look at all these liberal snowflakes masking up to go to the store

kind of a weird signoff for a self storage place but ok. thank you?

lol yeah, this is the amount of money people are willing to give when they learned about the charity literally 2 seconds before donating. that's how much he cares

Losing my shit at Ashley St Clair doing a reverse Naomi Wolf.

lmao to only donating $10k when you have billions of dollars

Same vibe:

can't wait to tune in to tony dookie pill tonight on cbs evening news streaming on paramount plus

sorry to the probably chinese guy driving my robot vacuum around my house. i thought the bathroom door was closed. dont put my balls on weibo

minneapolis is under siege and it is taking basically all of ICE’s manpower they cannot replicate this across the country and they aren’t close to recruiting the kind of numbers they’d need to even get close they are, flatly, not going to be able to get there

200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀

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