99 times out of 100, you’re annoyed you keep seeing a certain kind of basically benign post, you’re online too much

my neighbor says that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

Referring to Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2 as a queer elder.

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

Now the reading is done, so it's time to announce it everywhere! Coming in October 2027 from @traumbooks.bsky.social: POWERHORSE and Other Stories, a collection of all my stories about weird guys with bad ideas

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

Thinking about the burly guy at the garden store in the tight black Cocomelon shirt with the black bandana in his back left pocket

Many people on this website do not like me! Here’s why it’s your problem: (1/57)

Boy, I don't know

Look at the Nosferatu-ass way my hand is holding this DoorDash order in the delivery confirmation photo. I’m crying

Bombing last night in northern Tehran, just next to the neughbourhood I grew up in. The place they are bombing (Darband) is where we went to hang out on Summer evenings. There are 2-3 medieval castles there.

Working through some stuff lately by watching a lot of movies and writing many hundreds of words a week about them

Aftermath of a “love each other dearly but issues born of past adverse experiences are not currently compatible in this setting” breakup is crushing my soul into the center of the earth in part because some of the grief is just, like… sorrow that the world is like this and treats people this way

Went to the park to watch the sunset and sunburned my face by directly facing the sun for over an hour

I have this incredible power to make as many as three or four people in sequence do something that takes a lot of time in my apartment’s one bathroom and all I have to do is drink 32 ounces of water

After this, Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst

This is shifting me from “not giving this thing a minute of my time, has ‘huge boondoggle’ written on it anyway” to “we gotta free these kids By Any Means Necessary”

Can’t condone this, but “teleporting to Waffle House” HAS entered my vocabulary forever as a euphemism for a certain kind of regionally-inflected blackout drunk

🚨 Eugene Mirman is doing OK www.instagram.com/p/DWrARutijg...

I did know a guy who claimed one of the first things he and a friend did with their fake IDs was get into the Mapplethorpe exhibition at the CAC in Cincinnati

SLIPPING INTO MADNESS IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF COMPARISON

This is so, so well-articulated.

one of my strongest and clearest takeaways from spending all of Lent knee-deep in ICE death reporting is that Camp East Montana should be razed to the ground and every single person who built it, worked there or approved their decisions deserves criminal charges. it is beyond what I imagined.

Grieving deeply and feeling so lost and alone without anyone whose arms I can really fall apart in about it

Sorely needed a boost today and let me tell you, it’s DELICIOUS to spoil yourself on the bonkers twist in a movie you don’t care about and then get to sit back and watch everyone else find out

Soliciting an attorney for a class action because I firmly believe the seconds on YouTube ads are slightly longer than actual seconds

This account can fit so many jokes about stephin Merritt loving the moon

Sincere question, advice solicited, replies open to one and all: when you’re super depressed and need to get out there socially with a wider circle of people than you’re comfortable being openly super depressed in front of, what… helps you do that?

What do you mean letterboxd lists search has no results for “gay bummers”

Went well (kept it profesh)

I know dogs get to the middle of them pill pockets mad as hell

it is the honour of a lifetime that this was reposted by an actual astronomer from the European Space Agency

Flashback to the time I created Judith Butler as a custom wrestler in WWE 2K24 (complete with a ring announcer call-out). Straight from the WWE Gender Performance Center!

LRT: omg omg omg

fucking finally www.criterionchannel.com/videos/gende...

every day i learn something new no matter how small and that is a great reason to be alive

    ]heart     ]absolutely     ]I can     ] ]would be for me ]to shine in answer     ]face     ]     ]having been stained     ]

tapping the sign

Did you know - the Portland Frog is not my first Passover-themed illustration? I made "The Midwives of Israel" after SCOTUS overturned Roe. Miriam, Shifra, and Puah guide the way through the split sea, buttressed by Jewish texts that support and indeed prescribe abortion. More info in the alt.

My college is rolling out an AI buddy for students and I… want them to have real friends? I am still close friends with people I met in college. They changed my life for the better. They remind me of who I was. When I was great, when I was shitty. One night some of them saved my life.

Gmail is giving me the option to romance the therapist at this consultation tomorrow

Wrote about queer figure drawing letterboxd.com/magscolvett/...

issuing a blanket "Cis People Cannot Make Jokes About This One" declaration for this news item. I do not trust y'all, leave this to us

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

understand being like "transgender day of shut the fuck up," but I also will never fault anyone for observing "transgender day of excuse to post a selfie"

You know what, this worked for me once before: does anyone know of any small presses that would be into a very postmodern retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice

Had to draw her 🌞

lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming