My gift to my other brother was a 28-page zine of Dennis the Menace cartoons with captions from The Far Side, inspired by the time a newspaper in Dayton repeatedly switched the captions for The Far Side and Dennis the Menace

My brother’s gift to my sister was an Apples to Apples/CAH–style game where players match movies to Letterboxd reviews and I’m pretty sure he deserves the MacArthur

Almost forgot I made this

Update: dying of tuning

Wonderful! This instrument was part of every school teachers training during the late 50’s. I used one in my early years of teaching elementary school and dozens of students enjoyed learning to play!!

I am going to become so powerful/annoying

As they were walking along and talking, behold, a chariot of fire and horses of fire separated the two of them, and Tiny Tim, who did not die, went up by a whirlwind into heaven

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

My brother’s gift to my sister was an Apples to Apples/CAH–style game where players match movies to Letterboxd reviews and I’m pretty sure he deserves the MacArthur

Letter of recommendation: dry hot chocolate mix (Swiss Miss quality or equivalent) sprinkled generously over vanilla ice cream

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

november collage

*Roger Daltrey voice*

Every Christmas I remember the time a buddy who always played Santa at holiday dog adoption events wore his Santa outfit to a Halloween party, and my friend was incredibly stoned and found the concept so funny that he was gasping for breath laughing so hard. “He’s being Santa Claus for Halloween”

I don’t drink at airports but I’m not above a little 8:16 a.m. grab-and-go sushi

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, well get out as early as you can and don’t have any kids yourself

Leaving for the airport in less than 6 hours and would say I am “approaching” packing

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

I watched two shows this year so consider this my 2025 TV in review post

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

What it’s like to post that you’re tired of reading posts about the topic that’s all over the tl

and i continue to think he’s right about this, as upsetting as it is. we won’t be able to effectively cut through the confusion rfk jr. is creating with all that baggage

This is what sand looks like under a microscope. Amazing.

Throwing a rat AT my enemies, but throwing a rat TO my friends

A custom feed called “My niche bangers” for posts that got a small number of likes, but an extremely strong reposts:likes ratio

Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley

But I can see you Your bronze helm shining in the sun And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong After the boys of Sumer have gone

Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

A disturbing account from a Queens woman describes immigration detention with her first-grade daughter. hellgatenyc.com/from-queens-...

Those tissuey toilet seat liners you see in public bathrooms sometimes are the best face-blotting paper ever invented

today in Tabs I Cannot Bring Myself to Close: this absolute sugar-plum fairy of a hermit crab, recently documented by @calacademy.bsky.social #invertefest #🦀

i say this with nothing but love for all of you to whom this applies, but the moral rot in elite journalism is because journalism is a trade and it should be done by tradespeople and instead it's been professionalized in a way that makes it cozy to capital instead

People who call kids “bad” usually don’t know Fact One about child development. A lot—A LOT—of adults, despite their authority, want children to display more emotional maturity than they’ve ever modeled for them.

It’s 2025 and if you can’t either pay for or pirate the stuff you want online, that is simply not a problem other people need to hear about

Ah yes the sock puppet photo

*incredibly casual voice* my girlfriend,,

No one else did the Bari Weiss challenge where you recreate the one file photo they use for every story about her, but I saw this again today and cracked myself up, so all worth it

Was truly unprepared for this to NOT be a bit

Folks, they’re going back for more “All Is Full of Love”

Don’t have to ask me twice!

Diogenes fucking with terfs

Year of the abrasively self-sure grieving blonde lesbian with overall high competence despite messiness around the edges and a simmering frustration with anyone who doesn’t seem to feel quite as urgently as she does that something must be done

Pluribus is a show about how creepy it is to say “individual” when you mean “person”

This photo of my menorah casting a shadow looks like a Chanukah horror movie, so of course I made it into one

"I come from a long line of old weird freaks" we all do, pal!!!

dying at the reviews on a pair of jeans i have bookmarked

The Best of Neon 2025: Viva Agfa.