fucked up that BLOOD SIMPLE is the coen brothers’ first time making a movie. like ah man yeah it’s so easy to just make a movie as good as this, just trying it out for the first time 🙏

tomorrow in Chicago. let’s make it one to remember!

saturday

strongly feel that using AI to fake videos of animals doing cute things should be punishable by death. there are like…five things good about this world and one of them is little guys being unlikely friends

if you sing power metal you naturally grow a skullet because the power of your voice blasts your hairline farther up your melon

what did danzig mean by this

why am i still shivering inside in late fucking june. stupid body

Happy pride month read my gay book p'raps

the drumbeat on "pirate love" by johnny thunders & the heartbreakers

tomorrow! at Lowdown! come see Weaklung play loud music with @tatsongs.bsky.social and @perennialtheband.bsky.social! DM for addressss, very cool, very sneaky

gotta keep it moving

wingstop fries……..

friday

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

You can just watch it here, if you like. vimeo.com/1204947695?f...

this video will make you want to rip somebody to shreds with your teeth. go watch this immediately

i don't know how much explicit joey ramone can be about not wanting to be buried in a pet sematary. he's been very clear

thinkin about the demo version of "caroline" by old crow medicine show

fuck you this is funny

friday

somebody’s car alarm has been going off for the last three hours and i am going to print off a hundred copies of this and plaster them to their fucking giant SUV

it’s weird that people don’t cite sarah connor as a final girl

the amount of boob sweat during workout is really something

feels really stupid that a bunch of bullshit that happens when you're a kid gets to influence everything else for the rest of your life imo

call me the utah jazz the way i'm still processing a number of Ls taken during the clinton administration

that’s the last time i paint my nails using only mood lighting

saturday night’s all right for biting get a little snackin in

pov: you’re walking down an alley in the rain

james carville was apparently still alive lmaooo

woke up with “burn” by alkaline trio stuck in my head

proof it's not my fault

"seemingly" shouldn't be a word, right. that's like if you could illegally download a word

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

best wrestling taunt is tapping your forehead in a thinky motion after pulling some real bullshit

what if i took voice lessons and both learned how to sing AND how to sound like janeane garofalo

have begun lacing my shoes like they are little pies

fuck you keep asking us for money for, then

woke up with “burn” by alkaline trio stuck in my head

dr. loomis voice A TANKIE HAS COME TO YOUR CAUCUS SHERIFF

cw: flashing lights jesus you think they’re open

Should have probably included show details. We’re rocking The Lowdown with @tatsongs.bsky.social and @perennialtheband.bsky.social, it’s an honest-to-goodness DM-for-address DIY spot, we are absolutely guaranteed to bring amps far too powerful for the space, and make our drummer sad.

people bigging up the pope is going to give me an eye twitch. i need everyone to develop fucking object permanence pls

i just kind of never need to hear "cherry bomb" by the runaways ever again you know

honestly the jimmy hart version of "angel" by massive attack that vampire the masquerade: bloodlines uses >>> "angel" by massive attack

why do you use AI? did your soul fall out? where is the hole? can you even find it anymore? would you want to?

why on earth would i want to see what the podcasters i listen to look like. those are my friends, the floating ear ghosts that help me do my chores, and their faces are not my business

there's something remarkable how on a scientific level we're performing what would essentially be miracles and on a cultural/political level, we're going in reverse

movin

louder solo, my favorite part of this video