this is the greatest photo ever taken 😍 😍😍

tiny bun season babyyy

ayyy i'm gonna be reading at this with these other absurdly talented poets! fuckin come through!

heartbreaking to realize that alcohol doesn't think about u at all

Dealing with ennui by gluing shit to other shit. Cannot afford real mosaic supplies so I've been cutting up perler beads and using superglue. I wanted this to look like a cookie.

guitar thing 2/10/2025 dreamy little winter sound as the snow finally, finally starts to melt

thinking about this skirt

i don't like calling AI bots "clankers" because it sounds dorky as shit trying to make a slur for robots happen

meatwood flac

looking forward to what rob patz will bring to a freaky dune villain and thinking about this from him on filming:

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

If you are in the Greater Boston Area, you are legally obligated to come see me this Friday!

i think HOUSE OF WAX (2005) is a really underrated entry in the genre "mean-spirited post-9/11 horror movies that look like eight gallons of piss"

okay i’ve been practicing a little and my voice sounds like a dog’s dinner today but look, i can play and sing the verse n chorus!

Galling how much time i spent goading my hair into weird punk styles as a teen and now that I'm am old man it just... does this

My Chicago street is both flooded and covered in snow. The wildness of March weather in the 2020s.

i don't want my video games to look like worse versions of movies

hi bean

another week of discourse around a dogshit-stupid movie before we all forget about it forever

the indignity of having to hear about a potential firefly revival when my beloved carnivàle ended on a cliffhanger

oh good. it’s snowing again

My Miskatonic lecture is in a few hours. I hope you'll be able to join me. 💙

my favorite toxic yuri is HELLRAISER II

my favorite elden ring fighting style is to do donuts around enemies on my ghost horse smacking them on the ass with my axe until they eventually die

I wrote this story at the start of lockdown in one sitting and then I looked at my screen and was like, fuck, oh no, www.bafflingmag.com/issue-four/t...

tube girl

everything Firefly wanted to do The Expanse did better

my guy stephen crane

sunday

Realest post I have read today

search your camera roll for “hell”

half my bsky timeline

showing up to the function

the “you don’t have to read a lot of books to be a good writer” discourse pops up every month or so and it is. so stupid if you’re reading a writer who isn’t aware of the genre they’re working in, it becomes obvious real real quick. the book usually stinks

a somber, pensive ahegao

It's very clear the Mamdani administration are scared of the Trump admin on trans youth healthcare but don't want to admit it. So they're doing this round about representation bs. Just admit you don't think fighting for trans youth is worth the risk now and save us all some time.

It's Queer Your Bookshelf day! 300+ queer ebooks of various genres on sale for $0.99 at queeryourbookshelf.com/ My book THE ANONYMOUS LETTERS OF C FORESTIER—about the crankiest woman ever to live, the thief who's smitten with her, and their murder roadtrip through magic 1820s France—is one of them!

saw two different dudes at the gym working out in jeans. really cool how everybody is fucking insane now

remember the taste of a 90s-era powerbar. my god, how did they get away with that

this really is what it’s like

cozymoding

the lyrics to the jurassic park theme are of course FUCKIN DIIINOSAURS/FUCKIN DIIINOSAURS/WE MADE FUCKIIIIN DINOSAAUUURS

have had the phrase “the woke ginger” rattling around in my head like a coin in a dryer all day now

son,

i thought The Windy City was like a metaphor

i’m starting an NSFW alt so if you might be interested in such a thing, send me a DM and i’ll send ya the link