stuck between wanting to be a mean little dick about the met gala and also loving wild silly bullshit

Intense Double Rainbow over Sears Tower on Monday evening in Chicago.

was doing my run outside during golden hour, cool rushing rain poured out of nowhere while i stood at an intersection, swear to god i almost came tbh

today’s alley

birdboy

new mean auntie glasses

Hey! Surprise! We are opening for Minibeast (Peter Prescott of Mission of Burma/Volcano Suns) at Liar's Club on Saturday May 16th. It was a pleasure to be asked. I think we are best friends now. Tix: www.liarsclubstore.com/product/satu...

it helps to hear all of will stancil's posts in the voice of martin prince from the simpsons

what if..........septum ring

remember dash rendar. remember when star wars was like LOOK AT OUR EXCITING NEW HERO, SAN HOLO and then never mentioned him again after shadows of the empire

the ron grady award for outstanding himbo best friend in a horror movie

"stuck in the washing machine" porn but it's one of those dark souls chests that eats people

all right all right i’m gonna try wearing colors sometimes

hey cuties! I am EXHAUSTED from Midwest Poetry Mashup but I don't care because COVER REVEAL eternally, cosmically grateful to @justchris.bsky.social for making this book so pretty ✨ I love it and I think you will too THE REST IS UP TO YOU, LOVE comes out on June 2nd

One week away from rockin' once again in Chicago w/ Weaklung & the Human Trials, tickets are on the only website you'll ever need: Celebrityduis.com 🎸

can will stancil point to concrete ways that trans women being mean to him on the internet has affected his daily life, or cost him significant opportunities, or made his living conditions harder outside of a niche microblogging site. or is he, and this is purely conjecture, a clammy baby man

A special message from Cherry herself asking for your help. gofund.me/4604e5e32

siskel and ebert joined at the thumb, bodies melting together into one terrible film critic. all live in fear of siskbert

asking my doctor for the HRT that'll turn me into this

there's only one power pop band and it's the raspberries. everything else is something else

"ask" by the smiths is about butt stuff right

body horror just makes sense. like ahhhh fuck, bodies doing things bodies ought not do, Say, I Myself Have a Body, Oh No

*Youth pastor voice* Do you guys know who the original snuff bait was?

a beach episode would fix all of this

when you see an article headline like this, it's easy to dismiss it as out-of-touch nonsense from complete dorks. but it's important to click thorugh and read the editorial because it's so much fucking stupider than you can imagine

saturday

i hate hippie peanut butter with my life

a game where when you die and respawn, your previous corpses remain, and you gotta try to use them as tools to get through a series of challenges

Nancy in Nightmare on Elm Street:

Upon a pale horse DUI rides again next week. Shall you get your pussy up??????? Coward??

a beach episode would fix all of this

at the age where you get a hangover the next morning when you cry too much the night before

crucial to have at least one deeply embarrassing song on your workout playlist. mine is of course "redefine" by SOiL, a mid-tier song by a mid-tier nu metal band. if a song could have body odor, this one would would smell like absolute ball-sweat, and yet: the chorus hits, for me, while running

friday

these trans ewings have an egg on the tongue. you cannot be serious

i am going to light my face on fire

this story is beautiful and filthy and sad and gruesomely honest and nobody is doing it like @harmonwest.bsky.social. do yourself a favor and read this one a few times

this story is beautiful and filthy and sad and gruesomely honest and nobody is doing it like @harmonwest.bsky.social. do yourself a favor and read this one a few times

what’s the worst drunk acting you’ve ever seen and why is it steven weber in the shining miniseries

a thing i want in video games is no more long runbacks leading to a boss fight. you’re already fucking with me enough by making me fight a big weirdo. don’t make me do cardio

it's frustrating that you never really get a decisive victory with addiction stuff. it always feels open-ended, subject to some kind of dusty finish you might not see coming. you never really get to win

hi my abusive family is threatening to detransition me in a psych ward and i am currently preparing to flee the state. i hate making these posts but if you are able and willing to help me, any little bit is appreciated. look after yourself first though. ko-fi.com/in1tiate

dawg it’s almost may. it’s almost may! why is the weather This

My dog Cherry Darling is losing her ability to walk and needs a knee surgery. I HATE asking for help but if you can or know anyone who can help a pup out, I’d be forever grateful. Link in ALT *especially if you’ve ever enjoyed any of my more spicy photos, here is a way to show it* just sayin😉

the constant struggle between not needing another hero and holding out for a hero til the end of the night

baby man boy man boy

went to the shoe store to get new running shoes, asked the guy at the store where the women’s athletic shoes were, guy took me to the men’s shoes and then pointed at the opposite end of the store where the women’s shoes were, then walked away

You don’t miss smoking! You miss being young! Which also wasn’t that great!

squirrel nut zippers are playing ravinia in july 👀