dougie jones is just agent cooper in his bimbofication arc

you ever roll out of bed and look in the mirror and go “when the fuck did i get hot”

This is the problem with satires made by rich people: they want to look edgy, but don't want to upset status quo or piss their friends off. As conservative institutions become increasingly influential and fascist collaboration becomes a normalized part of making art, satire gets toothless and dull.

what was the worst nu metal band. was it motograter

All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.

monday

bb does not understand camera

Feels a bit like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic at the moment but-

This includes Chicago Northside Toyota on Western

help me please i am but a poor waif who needs three hundred and twelve churu brand lickable treats to survive

Just a litany of lives disrupted, perhaps damaged irreparably. We are nationally fixated on the murder of citizen protesters and some have criticized the way this seemingly ignores the disappeared immigrants but the magnitude of this harm is so huge it boggles the mind, is *too much*

any Dem not running on a platform of "every one of these fuckers from top to bottom is going to prison at best" is not worth your time or notice

oh for sure, bluesky, that's what everyone's talking about? "election concerns," by the way

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

letting go a breath you didn't know you were holding in fanfic is like when wrestlers do the international spot during the match. like yes, yes, the old ways must be observed

sunday

there is not a single cop in minneapolis who would arrest that ICE agent if ordered to because there's not a single cop anywhere who doesn't wish they could do the same thing he did when we say acab this is what we mean, there's no good people at any level of this system

hey, y'all. I know the world is on fire, but I'm out of everything I use to manage C-PTSD and endometriosis without access to healthcare. Tomorrow is a new week and I have to start hustling and begging to survive February. Anything helps & please reach out if I could write for you.

We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September. They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police. If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66

Borders are fake lol we have a The Hague at home, if we just put a little elbow grease into things

Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

target center in minneapolis was PACKED earlier this afternoon. we won't go silently in the night while fascists abuse our women and children. #anti-ICEprotest

[lips pressed directly on mic] yes

Hey friends it's 1 year since we in Weaklung released our first LP. So to celebrate we have put out a live cover of Low's When I Go Deaf for pay what you want. Any $ raised by this track will be donated to the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee. Thanks friends. weaklungband.bandcamp.com

hi bean

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

health insurance rep on the phone called me Mister Lillian, lmao. people will climb up a fucking tree to misgender you when they could stand on the ground and just call you the right thing

Watching these videos of ICE attacking children, I can’t help but think about how many of these men first practiced their violence in their own homes. Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.

Reminder: the Dems aren't "doing nothing", they're doing exactly what they want to be doing. They're not failing to be opposition, they're succeeding at staying in power as part of a fascist regime.

solidarity forever

it's pfp day where you post your pfp. again. everyone look at the picture you've seen 9,933 times!! art by the mighty @thoughtographic.bsky.social

one time my dad, my very sweet midwestern dad, chuckled when a cashier at a restaurant told him he was tapping his card the wrong way on the reader and said "well, if dumb was dirt, i'd be about an acre." i think about this a lot

today’s guitar thing. it’s cold

ICE murdering mothers in cold blood and kidnapping children from their classrooms can't stop Democrats from voting to fund them, and I'm wondering what, if anything, would

my pal @everybodylikesliz on instagram made this great resource about tear gas exposure. prints double-sided, 8 to a sheet — she’s made it available via canva: canva.com/design/DAG_FFY_DHQ/ybY-SlBaIUp9xTwIJut9gg/view?utm_content=DAG_FFY_DHQ&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link2

it was the funkiest of cold medinas, it was the worst of cold medinas

walked home from the gym and my sweaty hair quickly froze into icicles in the 10-degree weather on the walk home. dbz character hair hack

day court aaaaAAAAaaaa fighter of the night court aaaaAAAAaaaa

finally left an ongoing gig i've been doing for six years because it sucks and doesn't pay enough to justify the absolute screaming timesuck. fuck yeah

Transimir Pulaski

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

constantly terrified that being vegan means i'm not getting secret nutrients and when i go to the doctor someday they'll be like "your skeleton is turning into yogurt. because of the secret nutrients"