I do not know why I miss my ex rn but I do not like it!!!!!!

"Double Team" ends with Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman fighting Mickey Rourke and a CGI tiger in the coliseum. They are saved by a Coke machine. It is glorious.

Casual reminder as snap benefits are fucked but if you witness someone steal at the store no you didn't Be more like the kid from terminator with this dope ass mullet

a caked up himbo that can pronounce all the hard dinosaur names

They need to bring back sending horror franchises to space. Put Jigsaw on a starship; make make the Warrens investigate a conjuring on a space; have a space Purge

that’s right beg you miserable worm

why did this hoodie ad just specify man nipples

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

do you think doctor frankenstein auditioned a few different dingles before selecting one for his monster

got invited to a party this weekend why is everyone so hot for my box rn

I walked 4 miles today and now I'm moving a couch

i want to buy cigarettes i want to build a blanket fort and watch lotr and chainsmoke my feelings away

happy birthday little sister I've been crying since 430 this morning and I don't know why I didn't take today off

I love Rebecca DOWN. Known as Dollar Tree Dinners. Her “Meal in a Bag” is meant to provide ppl with a complete meal that is $8 or less, is shelf stable, & can be made without access to a full kitchen. I love this as a direct aid option. Good for neighbors & elders who can’t/wont go to a pantry.

"HDTV" stands for Hot Dog/Tamale Vendor and it's lifechanging

me & who

oh no no cop on cop violence

And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.

got asked out today gross

I think I lost my barbarella picture disc while moving and I'm Sad

We should have to LOOK AT THE DICK and THINK about the fact that Victor picked it out special for him

Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)

@realgdt.bsky.social I know this isn't you... I know you would have given us Frankenhog if they let you

smelly

do u ever ask urself WWJD? wat would jTheGoldenGirls do?

Give us this insane game. I want this game. Remember the Matrix game where you get to the last level and the the Wachowskis literally appear and go “look do you want to stick to the movies or do you want this kick ass nonsense idea we came up with?”? That’s fucking gaming right there

[Yoda voice] Flies in the vasoline we are

Images: a Chinese hamster, brown-gray with a white underside, curled up on a paper towel before getting scooped and gripped in a human hand. This creature is so small she could carve out an apple and drive it to work.

why are men so unpleasant

TROUT TROUT LET IT ALL OUT I AM THE ONE WHO IS EATING A TROUT CMONNNnnnnnnnn

I am 40 years old

very irritated rn

It's important to post this picture of Peter Falk in a Dodgers shirt.

i’m an american don’t fucking tell me what to do with my holes

all vampires are lesbians. Peter Pan is, by any reasonable definition, a vampire. ergo,

Columbo and Slutty Columbo this year with @maksheadroom.bsky.social

Uptown girl voice luncheon hams

You know who never used the proceeds from her books to fund transphobia? Stephenie Meyer. "Twilight" will therefore always be superior to "Harry Potter." Thank you for attending my lecture, good night.

can you even be considered a real gamer if you didn't wanna fuck crash bandicoot

I hope it's real sexy

i was talking to someone on tinder and they said that ff8 is underrated and i almost proposed i have no standards just fanty8

strange and eerie things

there are people out there saying "keep politics out of video games" and their favourite games will be like Fallout or Metal Gear

A preview of one of the pieces that will be in my show, INSIDES. Opening this Saturday 11/1 at Stranger Factory alongside ARMOR, a show by Shing Yin Khor. Come see it in person in Algodones, New Mexico or online through strangerfactory.com

No. I want yall to stop with the “mental disorder” scapegoat. It’s insulting to folks who actually have mental disorders and dismisses the fact that people are just shitty people. Stop making excuses for them. They don’t need your help. They’re evil, shitty, selfish assholes.

i'm ashamed of how excited i got thinking about playing video games in the bath

I need to learn how to draw Kurt more efficiently this took like a week 💙💙💙 #kurtwagner #nightcrawler #xmen #marvel #fanart