america just has way too many hitlers. you're not able to shoot the moon on this one folks, you gotta aim for fewer hitlers than "all"

improv guy called Yes Anderson

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

it's so crazy how president trump had charlie kirk assassinated because he was getting too close to the truth (that trump died and was replaced by a clone controlled by the biden deep state)

"posting bad, or badly posting?" poster in my workplace (computer)

i posted some stupid bullshit back in the day. i still do, but i used to, too

attraction is so dumb. wdym someone's bone structure can make me blush. that's unfair

cats these days cannot haz cheezborger :(

look, have the right been weird fascist freaks about everything else they've ever been mad at? yes, of course. but surely *this* time their concerns are reasonable and grounded in reality

what would be the worst day to be Groundhog Day'd? my answer is September 11. 2025, of course

improv guy called Yes Anderson

got a bunch of mind's sand in my mind's eye. frickin mind's wind on my mind's beach, stop that 😠

grandmaster baguette, fifth dan black apron of the sandwich art of Subway

every set of possibilities is either a false dichotomy or a true dichotomy

felt tip pen, now inked tip finger 🥺

did this again today. i think it did help, temporarily. now i'm knitting outside in the sun and it's more relaxing than Online but i still feel incredibly tense & anxious, so

Popular E-Girl Witch Hexes Your Ideological Opponents In The Back Of Class ASMR For Relaxation And The Victory Of The Proletariat

if you pointed out that the lyric here doesn't match the original at all, you're correct! congratulations, your reward is just down the hall here in my Prize Cellar

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "hey there's no milkshake here, what gives? and why are you applying mortar to those bricks??" damn right, i'm building a wall

manic pixie dream girl? not anymore. now im your depressed ogre nightmare boy

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

medical transition is puberty, puberty is medical transition. every child, cis or trans, will transition; to grow up is an irreversible change

they found out where autism comes from

sorry everyone, i'm actually getting raptured rn. yeah i got let in early because i'm so pure & holy. but i'm sure your eschaton is cool too

coming this fall, a movie which dares to ask the question "can a career-focused pilot and a burnt-out conspiracy theorist fall in love?" this september, jet fuel can melt steel hearts 🩶

folks, i may have posted too close to the sun on this one

starting discourse that since September 1st at 1 AM is still night, the 21st night of September starts on the 20th and we all fucked up

transphobes make a huge deal about every case of detransition, as if the coordinated well-financed international hate movement + lucrative grifting opportunities + anti-trans therapists, parents, partners, pastors, etc. are purely incidental

made myself physically ill imagining a gen z'er trying to interact with a .exe file. pawing at the screen like "skibidy is this an app". no, you literal child. you need some .dlls and probably a .dat file before it becomes an app. christ alive

*undoes my shoes* *unshoes my does*

saluting the fag while i sing the national they/them at my bi-tizenship ceremony

make sure to gnaw on your toothbrush a little every night to fill up the holes in your molars with those delicious microplastics

when god closes a door he opens a window ☺️ and yells out it "get the fuck off my property or i call the cops"

the best part about being a traumatised neurodivergent disabled tranny in a rural area is all the many options i have, in life

i'm scaring the hoes and also i am the hoes. or at least i am one ho who contains multitudes, and i am definitely scared

the phrase "Wes Streeting ... always been a lickspittle cunt" echoes through my head 80% of the time i read any story out of the UK, so pervasive is the miasma of his foetid soul

wait a second. you mean y'all haven't been having your cake and eating it too? you should really give it a go, it's great

when i was walking the dog earlier i said the sentence "let's just walk away from whatever that smell you think is good is" and i love how convoluted it is despite making perfect sense (to me)

rich people love to piss away fortunes that could have saved lives

today is a good day to repost this

my momma always said: wife is like a box of chocolates. mmmmmm, deliciose wife

"Well, if their concerns weren't grounded in reality this time, how come I agree with them on this? Checkmate, leftoid!!!"

It's called pheromone-maxxing. Teenage boys watched too much sigma male influencer tiktoks and found an excuse to walk around with their asses stinky.

look, have the right been weird fascist freaks about everything else they've ever been mad at? yes, of course. but surely *this* time their concerns are reasonable and grounded in reality

*taps sign*

it's so cool how the US government declared a specific day for everyone to post about what a fascist shithead Charlie Kirk was, every year :)

my most lib-coded trait is that i will be spending 10 straight hours covfefe-posting when It finally happens

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