meanwhile my idiot boss—choleric disposition, as if you had any doubt—wouldn't know sophic mercury from vulgar! between you & me, i suspect he's responsible for our depleting aqua vitae stocks if you know what i mean

new guy at work mistook aqua fortis for aqua regia. are they even teaching these zoomer alchemists anything at all 🙄

Just saw someone talking about how sad it is that the shutdown is affecting line-level TSA staff bc they're GS-5s, and i would like to remind everyone that ACAB absolutely includes the fucking TSA.

If you've ever wondered why wizards and heroes have like thirty names it's because of this. That or they're Japanese historical figures. You get an A on a test and you might get a new name in feudal Japan.

me: aha! i will simply use my free will to decide to be mentally healthy from now on! me: *5 minutes later* it's so over, i'm ngmi, what's even the point of trying anymore, i can't keep doing this, ...

shout out to cats for inventing being a cat. y'all really nailed that one

five fae (two seelie, three unseelie) practicing polyglamoury. they're looking for a sixth, but first, of course, you'll need to give them your name...

i have a personal rule that i try not to buy shit from union busters, fascists, & genocide-enablers, which unfortunately rules out most of the AAA games industry

I swear he's started posing for the camera

an interesting element of american culture to me is that for all they purport to "never forget" 9/11, they absolutely did forget who did it "it was Muslims" no dumbass it was the Saudis! who you're allies with for some stupid fucking reason

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."

my sleepiness fighting with my headache to determine who wins

i love it when good things happen to my friends

the problem with Vampire Survivors is that it's not over-the-top enough

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

i know he’s fun to laugh at but we really need to start enforcing corruption laws again, and the statute of limitations has absolutely not run out

aloof wife gently mayordoms you ASMR for relaxation and sleep 😴

got haircut ☺️ but salon was very loud 😞 but i'm drinking coffee now ☺️ but every three months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland 😡

Rudy Giuliani did 9/11 and in his wrath now threatens to do it again?!

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani has released the spirit bomb directly into Andrew Cuomo, leaving an enormous smoking crater in the ground. Surely nothing could have survived that blast—but wait, what's that in the centre? Oh my god, it's 10,000 demons dragging Cuomo's mangled corpse to hell!

omg. Mamdani just had every conservative in the united states executed. he's not even sworn in as mayor yet, he shouldn't have the power, but he just said "execute operation Leftist Joe Rogan" and they did it. my god

oh my god they actually did it lmao

beautiful aloof women are orchestrating elaborate political machinations behind the scenes in YOUR area. click here to see my house of cards!

not butch, not femme, but a secret third thing (femme but i am too tired to do anything about it)

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

"Abolish ICE" is the compromise position. you're not allowed to talk about the actual position

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Rudy Giuliani did 9/11 and in his wrath now threatens to do it again?!

Ea nasir, you promised me only the most aloof wives but this one is a hornfreak. Do not try to tell me I asked for a hornfreak because I am well known for my love of aloof wife

good night to all Zohran Mamdani voters, aloof wives, Cheney-haters, people who would spit on Cuomo if they could, people who wouldn't spit on Cuomo to save his life, and everyone everywhere who wishes they could have politicians who weren't just avaricious ghouls

dagoth ur and the house unmourned have just endorsed andrew cuomo

journalists love to write sob stories like "capital owner might have to sell highly profitable factory if evil commusocialist passes proposed 'stop stealing money from the poor at gunpoint' law"

"I say I say I say, when is a wife not a wife?" "I don't know, when *is* a wife not a wife?" "When she's aloof!" *a single gunshot rings out*

omg. Mamdani just had every conservative in the united states executed. he's not even sworn in as mayor yet, he shouldn't have the power, but he just said "execute operation Leftist Joe Rogan" and they did it. my god

handing andrew cuomo a tantō and leaving the room

haters will say his wife is not aloof

it's so dumb to be invested in the NYC mayoral race because i live on essentially the opposite side of the world, but i am invested and i really hope good things continue to happen for NYC and the rest of the US

wow, so true. i hope good things continue to happen

it was so poggers when Kissinger died. sometimes good things do happen!

you call that a wife? *holds up aloof woman* -this- is a wife!

"butcher, baker, candlestick maker" implies the existence of "femmer, frier, chandler" i mean, it doesn't, but oh how silly it would be if it did

The pandemic was a mass-disabling event and one of the reasons it has largely vanished from day to day political discourse is that those in power don't want to acknowledge the long term care needs it produced.

schadenfreude alone won't fill a hungry stomach, but god does it sweeten a dish

andrew cuomo has died of a tragic premeditated self-suck incident

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

remember when people used to call themselves "cuomosexual"? that was fucking weird, hey

my aloof wife lives in canada