it's quite fortunate for mario that so many of his problems can be solved by jumping

pronouncing "dialogue" to rhyme with "segue"

increasingly of the opinion that america must be bankrupted for the sake of the world's survival. although there are other fun solutions that enterprising americans might stumble upon

no notes

"crop rotation"? well dang, i'm still only up to rotating cubes

i love the term "firmware". "not as hard as hardware, not as soft as software". goldilocks-ass ontology

transphobes made "pronouns" a synecdoche for transness, forcing them to all become slightly or significantly dumber by (pretending?) not to understand basic grammar

taking oestrogen, or as i call it "becoming one of the lumpen-areoliat"

had an omelette earlier that used so many eggs it would probably have cost $60 in america

*slaps roof of fractal* this bad boy can fit so much itself in it

game studios that are testing the waters with genAI because "everyone's doing it" seriously underestimate my capacity to be a hater. i'll never buy another game again, if that's what it takes to avoid it

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

a birdwatching book is kind of like a pokedex. if you complete the whole thing you receive the reward of Having Seen Many Bird

i'm playing the romhack Pokemon Unbound and greatly enjoying giving the little guys nicknames. i will never stop

bouncing on it like boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

were the Nazis also tedious debatelords pretending to not be right-wing or is this whole thing just an american innovation?

social media policies are so cool because they'll treat people saying "the state should abduct people to a torture concentration camp" as a permissible sentiment but "nazi war criminals should be hanged" as incitement to violence

western media is a metronome ticking between "we mustn't politicise this tragedy (for gun control)" and "we must politicise this tragedy (for bigotry)" at 120 bpm

just made an omelette without breaking eggs. wasn't even that hard

making myself emotional imagining what it must be like for him to know he never has to be out in the cold ever again

Bari Weiss asserts she cares about the "genuine debate" around whether it's legal to abduct people en masse to be tortured in a concentration camp that "genuine debate" should probably have been resolved *before* doing the crimes against humanity, Bari. waiting til now is just nazi apologia

tis the season to sit by the place of fire, drinking nogged egg and eating a gingery breadman. might you share a kiss beneath the mistling toe?

it's funny when you're playing a game as a girl/woman character and the dialogue misgenders you because of some development oversight like damn, not even being ontologically female as defined by the creator(s) of the universe stops you from being misgendered!

"don't tempt me 😂" but i want to 🥺

I hope Bari Weiss is having a terrible day. I hope it's the worst day of her life and I hope the rest of them are even worse

"this would fix me" and it's literally just <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>, <thing i can't say>...

trying out this new thing where i go to sleep 8 hours before i need to wake up. seems okay, but i don't think it's going to catch on

*goat from the vvitch voice* wouldst thou like to breast boobily?

never half-ass your work. your job pays for quarter-ass at best

cis women who say "suck my dick" hold up half the sky

calling up benoit blanc to help me solve the mystery of why i feel sad all the time simply because of all the horrors

it's been 20 years since "aloof wife" day. feel old yet?

i don't fault any of the people desperate enough to become contestants on Mr Beast vids, but holy shit he's flaying strips off his own soul every time he does one of these things

finally beat the Kanto league in the Cobblemon (minecraft pokemon) modpack i was playing with some friends took a bit of doing, mostly because it has this annoying bug where if the NPC trainer switches out a pokemon that you were about to KO, it causes the fight to hang indefinitely

it's 11 pm. do you know where *your* large adult oaf son is?

i love how many christmas movies have the moral "it isn't money or gifts that truly matters, it's love & family" and then the set is decorated like they're sponsored by the holiday catalogue of every store at once

Yule of a Took!

in the exact same way that Legolas implies the existence of Duplolas

okay, sleep time! to my headache: please stop so i can make that happen

the earliest haters of a trend that dies out are paid only in vindication, but they may be the richest of us all

*casts Curse of 'H' Key Fails Unpredictably on you*

bro doesn't even kiss his homies goodnight?? he barely even tucks them in, those mfs do NOT feel cherished & safe in his house

the two genders: melee and ranged

"Merry Christmas" implies the existence of "Pippin Christmas"

it's always such a thrill to be told that i'm going to hear from somebody's lawyer. i hope the lawyer is dreamy & single 😍

enough folds and it presses out all the impurities, like the blade of a katana

the brain has all those folds so you can cram a bunch of silly bullshit in there