I’m about to double fist two palomas and face plant into a pile of nachos.

I love kissing. I love moaning into a nigga mouth. I love straddling a nigga and feeling their body beg me for more underneath me. I love pulling away and whispering in their ear “you want me?” and not letting them have me til I decide they can 🥰

Niecy is like lie to somebody else 😭😭

I’m more than convinced that the SNAP money is gone, chile.

Random: do yall have any books on collectivism, in general or versus individualism, that you find interesting?

$21 for a ham sandwich, bag of chips and a can of coke. BEFORE tip. DC, you’ll pay for your crimes.

FYI I haven’t eaten or had coffee yet bc I have to get blood drawn. This rant is brought to you by low blood sugar.

You see what I’m saying?? God forbid you pull up with a eco-friendly ass! Mfs are rude. 😭

My friends: *tells me what to do to take care of myself* Me: but is it vibey tho?

It makes me nervous to date someone who’s an ass person. I’m not showing up with a phantom or even a Chrysler 3000. I have a compact. A hybrid, at best. Im pulling up with a Prius booty.

Random: it has pockets and they were so deep, I was able to carry around half a muffin as a snack. 😀 Dresses with pockets >>>

Watching Deep Impact for the first time and this shit got me TOE UP

I hate when I genuinely want someone and things don’t align but as we always say, I guess it’s not meant to be

@eissed.bsky.social hi hello! This is my official request for a beef stew dinner for one video, tysm!

I’m so obsessed with this lil fit I put together for exploring in New Orleans. It absolutely gives Pentecostal youth group leader vibes but idc lmao. My legs were warm, it was comfy, and I had plenty of room to eat without my clothes getting tight. 🙂‍↕️

Hey, all. It turns out that the Too Good To Go app is not only in a lot of European countries, but it's in a couple of the major USA cities, too. If you need food and don't have much money? You might want to check this one out. www.toogoodtogo.com/about-us/in-...

I didn’t have a headache at all in NOLA. I think it’s bc I actually ate the proper amount of calories and nutrients that my body needs everyday. I’ve been back since Tuesday night & I’ve already had a headache all day. The change? I’m back to barely eating. Smh.

Muriel deserves nothing but the worst for the way she rolled over and let them take over DC. With her lame ass.

I want all their asses in jail or hell.

Mmph.

I’m tired of being advertised to. I’m tired of being peddled to. I’m tired of having more junk shoved in my face. I’m tired of being on an algorithm constantly trying to sell me something. IM TIRED.

I picked up a new art piece in NOLA!

When I tell you that I could not care less about a single Black Friday ad out right now.

There’s a MoCo eater on the loose!

For my local sistren in need:

I realized recently that the way I twerk is different than the way other people twerk. I have some practice to do.

I may, however, post a picture of Gina with her head stuck in the bed frame. Or the gif of the AristoCats piano scene.

Relatable.

Okay Starbucks has started the huge ass strike so if you weren't already boycotting, now is the time! No Starbucks for the holiday season! Yeeehaaawww I love collective action

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

I watched House of Dynamite last night. Is there supposed to be a part two? Why would they end it like that? Smh

RELEASED 35 YEARS AGO "Love Makes Things Happen" by Pebbles & Babyface (1990) 🗣Well you could be a married man, with two kids and a good woman... Scandalous...... 😬

I am useless when I have a headache.

When it comes to that auntie shit the reality is only one of us in the conversation has been where the other is hoping to get to so what we talmbout??

Attn folks in Delaware, Nevada, New Hampshire, Maine, & Michigan! Your Dem Senators are also getting a LOT of pressure to cut a deal to end the shutdown- by ditching healthcare. Reach out & let them know healthcare must be fixed first! Names & phone numbers below.

I’ve never had a DoorDash driver send me a meme before 😂

calling someone old is not the read folks think it is. seeing as it’s plenty folks that didn’t make it to become an elder.

Don’t change the nigga. Change the nigga. Follow me for more advice.

There are words on my skyline I wish I’d never seen paired together.

Correct. My bloomers are reserved for sleeping or my cycle.

Hate. Me wearing a thong is like putting one on a russet potato. Pointless. What are we doing here??

My bestie and I were talking about how easy men have it. Literally all they have to do is what they’re supposed to do and women will lay out the red carpet for them. Do what you say you’re gonna do, be a decent and kind being, and don’t have her looking stupid. That’s it! They still fuck it up smh.

Ima be sat for this part of the movie

(And your only extracurricular activity can’t be the heauxs I’m sorry 😂 lmao. Dating is not the ONLY way u fill the time and make life interesting. Please pick up a crayon or something).

“I always want to do… try…. “ please go do it. The world is literally on fire please go take that damn class (or YouTube it).

No Noise November. everybody shut up

Taking the bananas and cream oatmeal, adding cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla extract and chopped walnuts to turn it into banana bread oatmeal >>>