I’ve reached the age where all younger people look like teenagers to me. Was ear hustling and the person I thought was a smooooth 19 at best. is actually 26.

Living the “are u ready to handle what you asked for” aka the find out (positive) portion of the fck around.

Called in a romantic summer with a variety of ppl and actually got it and now I’m confused lmaooo. Like oh yall wanna hang out fr chile let me re do my schedule 😂

I am going to use this way too much

you get one chance to hurt my homegirls and after that you will be referred to exclusively by a hateful nickname in the group chat for the rest of your natural life. witcha ugly stankin’ ass!

when my friends are on secret heaux missions I be in the close friends like

I distinctly said do not get back with your ex during pride and there go one of my friends. Back with her damn ex lmaooo I like this one tho. So. Okay but nobody else! Everybody tighten up 😂

I read “I, Medusa” and “honey butter pig bread” over the last couple weeks and enjoyed both. I love an intergenerational messy family story. Omg. With some history and lore thrown in

Finishing the book club book 1 hour before it starts lmaooo. I got showered and dressed so damn fast.

As the saying goes, There are years that ask questions and years that answer and BABYYYY. I have so many questions lol SO MANY this year.

The black ass nerve of loved ones to just up and die. Like how dare u do that??

This year feels like a blank page between chapters. I am not doing so many things I’ve always done. I am doing so many new things. It feels like a true in between. Not the old but not fully in the new life yet either.

From seeing it unshaved to number unsaved. A short story.

Women endure so much…

If you can’t treat her better than me, give her back!

Ok I successfully went for a walk and sat down at the spot I like to write and eat actual food. Go me. I think I need a nap lol

All the baddies have the pink bonnet with the black band or the leopard. It is science.

Ok I’ve made the decision to not work today. Today is for being a creative. Even if that’s just reading. I have a TON of work I *can* do. But I skipped all my creative stuff this week so that has to be the priority today.

I went line dancing in the park yesterday and had such a black ass time. It’s for everyone including families — DMVCitySlickers is their IG

It’s so funny when I say I have free time and don’t know what to do and ppl tell me to rest. B/c that was not even in my top 10 considerations of things to do 💀 I am the problem!

It’s my first free Saturday in months and I have no idea what to do with myself 😂

Whew chile. Being a woman is ghetto, but Im glad im not a man.

I am actually waiting to leave the house until all my devices are charged. Please clap!

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i did not know this

This guy in Threads went to a gay club with a friend. He realized he was chopped when nobody hit on or complimented him 😂😂😂

Yes but ima ask for money.

You can be mayor mixxy when you also get stuff done 😂.

When people say a remote job is lonely, I get concerned. Why are you not making a life for yourself outside of work?

Idk how to say this without it being TMI. but. Pay attention to your bodily functions. Your burps, your pee, your gas, etc… when I got cancer, all of those changed. & I just equated it to poor diet/water intake. No girl I was literally dying.

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Went for a long afternoon walk. Came home like yes can’t wait to dive in. Girls I woke up 45 minutes later. Not one thing done 💀

Say that! If you gotta do the “figuring out” part of the date logistics - decline! You planning your own date. Nope! (A lesson I learned too)

Hollon!!

*wipes tears* City Hall Park is the oldest known destination in this city where gay men would and could congregate, circa the 1840s, and was also a heavily surveilled and policed area from its time as a colony, omfg - www.nyclgbtsites.org/site/city-ha...

Imagine your city having a Pride Ball at City Hall. Shoutout New York

It's actually perfect considering it doesn't exist lol

Born to dilly dally Forced to girl boss 😩

Grief is so weird. Saw a young woman walking with her elder and thought to call one of mine. A person that BEEN gone. But for that moment I thought to call - it felt like they were alive. And I lost them all over again as my brain remembered. I’m ok but what a ride.

One thing that will make you look older than you are is if your clothes dont fit well.

I may stay around, but I’m not waiting around. And there is a difference.

Also my friends have been on my head about only dating ppl who let me be baby. And enjoy it. Yall I had no idea how wonderful this is im never going back. 😂😂

each time i add on to my self care regimen i’m confronted with the fact that there is just not enough time in a day. idk man..

Love when it gets a lil competitive with my niggas that aren’t my niggas lmaooo. 🤭 not in the toxic way but in the “who can take care of baby the best” way.

Whenever my friend is cutting up I threaten to tell our Virgos lmaooo 🤣. You do NOT want them involved so tighten up

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I love when women go immediately tf back outside after a breakup. Your monkey ass dont stop her show.