Pouring one out for all the librarians and archivists who are now confronting angry patrons demanding to see an item that doesn't exist because "AI told me it does."* *story just recounted to me by a friend

Wayyyy more active dating life when I was a hot mess. Like yay for growth but also…😂

FELT!

😂 While true,

Bruh what season is it?!

Just want to be as fine as possible. In tiny outfits. yelling AYEEE all summer. That’s it! That’s all!

Once again it’s me vs the eye doctor lmao. You know I cannot read that! Girl Z A square. Elephant. Idk! 😂

Baby you do NOT want peri 😭

Brain was rapid firing this morning and I had to pause and think am I inspired or did I forget my meds lmao (both)

I could kiss allllll day.

Robert De Niro:

Was feeling myself all weekend. May that type of confidence and joy never leave me. Got my spark back

And I was a bit of a menace this past weekend 🤭 it’s good to be back on hijinks. Mischief. And delightful nonsense.

Me giving advice to clients "Get the money FIRST. And secondly, GET THE MONEY" Shout out to Dolph for those powerful words lol

Apple if you don’t update your phone:

And women have routinely stood up for me, while other men either watched or laughed.

Sometimes you have to see shit and place it gently in the “well that was weird” files. 😭

My favorite thing about my city, and I mean all of it, but especially Brooklyn and Harlem, is that we have like every single variation of Black people on Earth right here. Caribbean Blacks, Apple Blacks, Alhamdulillah Blacks, Croissant Blacks, Crumpet Blacks, Lederhosen Blacks, No Soy Black Blacks -

Meryl looked better than you earlier today in Gucci! 🫰🏽💃🏽

These two have NO business being dead

How I’m ready to act a fool at Pride next month with a pack of liquid i.v ready.

I am so thirsty when it comes to my friends lmaooo where you at. Can I go. I miss you 🥺🥺 😂

The Trader Joe’s sea salted brownie bites are no longer allowed in my home. Why would they be this good???

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Good morning. I know many of you are plotting on Summer Shenanigans™ When was your last spiritual bath? Before you get yourself on top of cars (a la Lil M.U.), have you made sure you took care of cleansing and protection? Or is it every time for the plot? (A Blumhouse plot)

Now on to something lighter I need a dress (or skirt set) with my entire left side out. Waist and hip and leg. Borderline public indecency —- who got me. I know yall have one in your cart lmao

No but fr. What was that!

And please my loves if you are yelling about the horrors of DV I want u to sit with how it continues to happen thru a network of financial support and praise like… idk… attending a concert by someone with repeated, recent, proven incidents.

Been treading lightly on the internet for a few days because the DV convos are so triggering. Gawd, I pray peace and freedom for all of us. Love shouldn’t cost that much. Ever.

I may watch heated rivalry again. The yearning. The angst. The drama and emotions. Were top notch. I didn’t expect to love it but whew!

me leaving the pixie brunch

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!

good morning happy holidays i love you baby

Spent the whole day being still. Not even watching anything fr. Just present with my thoughts — had to remind myself that’s not a waste. Stillness is necessary too

Frolic! Galavant!

My ministry is forcing everyone to watch the dinosaurs doc on Netflix lmao THE DRAMA. Pure theatrics.

Mood

Walking past the mirror, whew. Damn I’m fine.

I want to meet someone who I can't get enough of.. I wanna sniff. I wanna taste. I wanna feel. Need that. It's been long enough!

What I’m missing is tenderness. I don’t even know how to begin to meet that need.

I never ask a small business owner for a discount. Not ever. Cause charge what ever you want. If I can afford it I will pay for it. If I can’t I will come back later when I can.

When see someone trying to accustom you to inconvenience, pain or suffering you need to immediately be asking "To who's benefit is my sacrifice? What am I being coaxed into tolerating in the future?"

HAWT

Spent all of Friday (Venus day) grooming. Primping. Self soothing. Pouring in. It has made such a difference in my mood when I took the time to care for myself and focus on beauty.

I bought 100 Bobby pins. How many yall think I’ll have in 2 weeks 😂

Long shorts are against my religion.

Welcome. Fuck a long short.

This! I’m in the market for a good short, so please send the shorter thigh friendly options my way!

Long shorts is gonna be the trend that misses me this summer lmao. The shorter the better! 2 in inseams! Hoochies to the front lol

Walking past the mirror, whew. Damn I’m fine.