I’m VERY MUCH an uproot everything for love kinda lover … Because if the love ain’t worth disrupting my life over , what are we even doing?

Being short is OK! If the sky falls, the tall people will be killed first! Follow me for more inspirational posts.

Gonna need help with groceries, as I won’t meet the work requirements for SNAP. I will be recovering from surgery and won’t be able to work. I will try to get a medical exception but I’m not sure if I’ll meet the requirements.

The thought don't count with me. Especially when the thought is "here nigga damn." Keep it.

😂 there’s times when stuff happens on the SL & I’m blissfully unaware

Morning.

You don’t have a generous spirit … that’s why you can’t attract one 🙃

feeling very much like an old school bulldagga in these pants I’m wearing (along with my tank top and slickback hair)

“If you find a fifty in here I’m pussy!”

Merry Christmas, from us to you

this pattern feels familiar and unsafe and ionlikedet

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

There’s nothing groundbreaking about a woman submitting. That’s run of the mill patriarchy. Boring 🥱 Give me a big strong man on his knees and at my mercy any day.

This is a Kevin gates hate account. Big hate for that buffoon ass man.

It’s pretty sinister. The companies behind dating apps expressly don’t want users to find long-term relationships. If we find love, we use the apps less AND give them less of our data. 👀

my idea of a good time is splitting a gallon of crown with ten good friends and listening to / karaoking a bunch of 80s r&b

I’m round 3 on one interview, round 6(?) on another. again i say to you, i’m tied of sucking dick to prove my jaw can work.

wish i could tell yall bout the first time i heard this album (and when i fell in love with Stevie)

Won‘t start my lecture about diaspora similarities but the material is right there

“everybody needs a change, a chance to check out the new! But you’re the only one to see the changes you take yourself through.”

Pls god when

I feel bad for ppl who didn’t get to experience the early 90s through the lens of Blackness* in real time (I mean Black American-ness* cuz Black is everywhere)

Remember when Lutha kissed somebody underneath the missatow and got them pregnant with twins?

mine has lots of love. and a fuckton of anxiety, along with a healthy measure of righteous anger. In other words, she think she me.

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

my anxiety pill be making me sound like a chopped and screwed record

Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.

They hate it when you're funny and have a juicy ass. 😔

I’m broke and have money for that Kickstarter right damn now!

😂🤣😂 This is me with Jennifer every fucking day.

i don’t care for this man

-complete Operation Donkey Booty -get my money right -travel a lot more

God please protect the young Black girls from people who seek to destroy their light.

The only response to this holiday greeting is to cock your head to the side and say: HO, HO, HO!

today is a good day to spend some time with the GOAT

Stevie Wonder reflects on writing his classic track “As”

bonus points if you can focus on gratitude and thrive a lil bit while you’re at it

Are you really a domme or do you just not trust these niggas to lead?

Give yourself permission to live a big life. Step into who you are meant to be. Stop playing small!

“Danita it’s Christmas!”

the sleep is still not coming 🥲

I would give a lot to be camping out in the living room, watching a VHS of Home Alone or Gremlins on a big back or floor model tv right now

I’m so disappointed it wasn’t the mothership

like, who DOESN'T wanna pull back the covers and see this in bed next to em? art.

▪️ #TheSmiths