New season of The Vince Staples Show. I’ll take it!

a bitch get an IMDb credick and think they too cute to speak!

they really be romanticizing going to another country alone and shopping at a market getting your life and bitch it be confusing AF if you only have a basic grasp of the language. Bitch i got lost! but the produce was good at least

Allow me to clarify.

The rich have shamed poor people into silence to such an extent that almost no one knows how absolutely crushing it is to be poor in this country.

idk what you call Anita Baker stans but some were very rude to me because their diva sounds spooky

the onliest one i got

there‘s a lot i have the ability to do but ADHD won’t let me actually FINISH

i have the kindergarten urge to make a pallet / potato bed and lay down on it in my draws while watching some movies

The angry version: “Suck my dick from the back!” “Girl, fuck you!” “Ya mammy!” “Play witcha pussy, hoe, don’t play with me!”

10/10 take. No notes.

Reminder.

And I saved all of them. The second is the ONE

I made something better: Spooky Anita (to support my belief that she sounds like a ghost)

I rest my case. Not only does she sound like a ghost, but a mournful one.

sprinkling parsley over everything on your plate and drowning your food in butter doesn’t mean you can cook

anita baker can't sing that well (i still stand by my belief that she sound like a ghost, but i love her music regardless)

turkey necks >> oxtail

Quote with a 10/10 album.

If my spirick is feeling musty, I can put this song and always feel better.

It’s been over a year for me (not my longest celibate period either!)

is it the moon? my whoremoans? the current state of the USA? or all three?

I tried but it always ended up in a relationship or entanglement which is why i don’t anymore!

Turn right back around and leave the sanctuary (but imma put up my church finger bc it’s how i was raised)

best musical ever! Pam and Gina and the other girl ate!

I need my own farm already because these apples i bought from the grocery store smell so chemical-y

♥️♥️⭐⭐

Physiognomy as a respected science! We are so back.

I‘ve never been a selfish person and maybe that’s the problem

if i can’t taste myself and see exactly why they be feening, then what is the point?

I’m so tired of people acting like anyone who isn’t wealthy is mismanaging their money.

I hate when i make an in-group joke / comment and outside folks who can’t read the room (or think they are entitled to every conversation) decide to join in.

not the best but among the most memorable

Idk if it’s a mind trick or what but somehow mynez tastes better when it comes out of those squeezy bottles instead of the jar

Life is just getting shorter and shorter. Please do what makes yall happy. Love on your people.

Allie “Swayback“ Hoover

Spreading the word in case this is new info.

that moose knuckle is FAT!

AI and cryptocurrency both feel like nothing more than environment-destroying, money-laundering schemes set up by techbros.

The lottery was defeated 54-46, with the margin of victory being less than 100,000 votes. Evangelicals demonized the referendum saying the lottery was against God and white folks ate it up. They were happy when they killed it. Till this day Alabama ranks 45th in education.

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

Flex wasn’t good enough for yall huh UNGRATEFUL 😭😭

congrats and I’m excited to read this!

Here's my final video of tonight's Beaver Supermoon. The brightest biggest one of them all! Well. For 2025. Roughly 4x speed, 4 different clips edited in DaVinci and finished in capcut because bluesky's upload limit 🌕🛰️

lol Zohran Mamdani may bring Desus and Mero back together

Nobody was gon tell me Freaky Tales was on streaming? Fake.

He can’t read or spell

Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases Nov. 18 for rental and purchase! Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter