when i tell my international friends to “be safe” and then i remember not everybody has to worry about getting shot in/on the way to school/church/home/the grocery store, etc etc.

When my parents were still married, yup.

Almost. Be gotta do one more thing to make the analogy perfect 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

I saw this and thought of you @slouchingyogi.bsky.social

Weird thing for a chair to say

I’d still like to know

i know it’s a privilege to be able to do this but if folks can try food outside of the USA, the difference becomes very clear. Even the junk food tastes less processed in other places. Food in the USA always tastes too salty and too sweet and too chemical whenever I come back here.

Rotisserie chickens flavorless and kinda hard.. premade soups take like hospital food.. the food taste like capitalism idk

maturing is realizing that my favorite singer was an egregiously male-centered pick-me until her forties 🥲

Everyone’s boring to somebody. But it’s nearly impossible to be boring with your person. And when you actually nurture your interests and personality? Boredom becomes a choice…

I think a lot about the labour of cooking/feeding people. I have been cooking dinner nearly every fuck night for over 20 years. It's a lot. Even Aretha Franklin knew the truth of this. www.youtube.com/shorts/eMFO7...

My latest blog post, let me know what yall think! medium.com/@agentnkruma...

At this pernt i was too grown for Nickelodeon

Again

RIP to Vesta Williams

Not the Doles, i meant Tipper Gore funky ass

Imagine this song having censors shaking in their boots. All she said was “freak” and them Doles lost their shit!

Gotta keep that thang on me in case people get too much apocalyptic dip on their chip.

That’s a whole lot of job openings…

For some reason my unemployment is delayed and putting me behind on some bills that were due today. I’m trying to raise $1000 to go toward utilities and part of my rent. Thank you ☺️ #MutualAid #CrowdFund #MACF #BlackSky #Survival cash.app/$lenadreamsi... venmo.com/u/lenadreams...

“Why y’all late?” and also “Y’all got Hennessy on yxzindfeeeerrrr-7?”

“Fuck them other hoes, bitches, trolls, ol’ trickin ass no making money ass hoes!”

Every year I get excited, and every year Nigga Claus just flies on by my house. I’M TIRED, DAMMIT! Give me my powers!!!!

Yes. I just received a download from the ancestors confirming it.

I’ve waited 4 goddamn years

So will we finally be getting our powers on the nigga solstice this year?

If we really outta here, I'm glad I got a lil piece first 😭 See y'all on the other sideeee

I can’t have the meal i really want so i guess imma just fry some catfish and also have some fresh red velvet cheesecake brownies with a scoop of blue bell homemade vanilla on the side

I’m going sauced and ready for the ride.

I’m going out the same way I came in. Naked. ☺️

The infamous body suit. ✨

My Winnie the Pooh / Adina Howard finest

Lemon & ginger. I tried hibiscus in honor of my ancestors and it tasted like potpourri

Lemme try n look a lil cute, chile

I got my muumuu, I mean, kaftan on for a hot minute before I have to get dressed again. What time they coming?

I can't post mine because nudity. Just know, i am leaving here with what i came with.

I'm leaving this world the same way I came innis ho

A moomoo, I’m going up yonder in my most comfortable things

Hope its during the day cause if its at night….

My antediluvian finery.

this toddler that has been terrorizing me since Friday is now back with her parents. Ion think I’m ready for that type adventure for at least another six months but look at that smile! And those dimples!

The finest porch sitting attire

Something simple.

I got on the ol "I'll believe when I see it" 😒