😘🖤 #HappyMelanatedMarch 🖤✨️ 🥹🥂🍽🔥🖤✨️ #ChefLife Black Edition 💞 Here's what completely restored my soul this weekend💫 Doing a "Cooking Class / Dinner Party Experience" with my Culinary Bestie @mobileteacher.bsky.social for a Black Family to teach 4 Sisters how to cook "Surf & Turf" at home 🥂🥩🍣🦞🔥🍽🎉

This girl is really deep into dog culture, because I never heard of a Lagotto Romagnolo in my life. It’s cute af though. Costs a cute coin too.

Finally exposed to the baddie that is Yuja Wang. Iconic.

If I want it, then it’s mine.

I swear it’s like every time I have something important to do, there’s a knock on my door.

Having Pisces parents is a special kind of test.

My mom is playing this silent treatment game with my sister and I, but all I feel is peace. Girl I don’t want to talk to you either.

I mean I know I’m like OD autistic but a lot of the rules around appearance for Black people is just respectability politics rebranded and I’m not one for following arbitrary rules just for the purpose of following them. You ain’t my damn mama!

I’ve never even been to Chili’s.

Not paying TSA is dumb as fuck.

I’ve learned my dog hates sardines, but loves tuna.

Phone interview tomorrow. We almost in there.

My hug dealer delivered 😊

I applied.

This is exactly why I bought a sewing machine.

I’ve been telling my therapist for years that I don’t want another man unless he’s an orphan. Now I finally know a sexy orphan and he has no interest in me. Isn’t that fucked up?

They’re recruiting for this new role in my company and I’m gonna apply because, why not? It sounds like something I’d enjoy.

I didn’t like where the comma was in that post.

Found something new that I want, so now I’m determined to have it.

Those collagen packets from Aldi taste good, but they only have a whisper of protein.

My internet has been trash lately. Phone service too.

Okay I’m done buying birthday gifts for myself. I’m satisfied now.

Nothing can get me down today. I’m on a high.

Immediately. If it’s f me then it’s f you.

I just got tickets to see KES on tour!!!! I’m so fucking hype!!!

Happy birthday lovely. I hope you have the most bountiful and prosperous year.

Pre-ordering hugs 🤗

New hobby just dropped!

I’ve been trying out sardines as a topper for my dog’s food and he’s been politely picking them out and placing them to the side. 😂

It is sunny in the city today and I’m working.

I can’t release my hot tea drinking ways. I don’t like warm tea.

This site is a whole lot of dramatically reacting to the reactions of others and very little checking for yourself.

Waiting on my package. UPS is not making that delivery window.

Sometimes, the insults are warranted.

I’m not child free, but if I never have children I won’t be sad. I have very specific conditions that need to be met in order to have children and give them the life they deserve. If I can’t find that, it wasn’t meant to be. I plan on fostering in a few years though.

What if the love of my life lives in the UK and I’ve been avoiding going over there cuz I hated it that one time?

People hate themselves. Can’t stand to look in the mirror and see what stares back. It’ll only get worse.

I like having friends I can talk to about anything from serious topics to nonsense.

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I’m in my late 30s, but my sister still calls my phone to see what I’m doing when she gets alerted that I’m in an Uber or Lyft.

I think because I live in NYC, I’m more forgiving of lateness. You can do everything right and still be late. 15 minutes is nothing.

I’m ashamed that I was ever attracted to any of them.

Idk anything about cars, so does the Genesis G70 means you have a lil coin or…?

Omg the sunset is beautiful today.

On International Women's Day, we celebrate the women making universal child care possible — NYC's child care providers, showing up every day in classrooms and living rooms across every borough.

In this season of life I am pursuing every crumb, every ounce, every iota of pleasure and happiness I can snatch from the dying grip of a crumbling world. The only thing someone who can’t make me 🥜 can do for me is point me to someone who can and move out the way.

Omg same. Such a disappointment.

This gotta be a scam. I had this number for like 20 years.

I swore when ppl said “Have you heard about Dwight Howard?” it was gonna be about all that gay shit he was doing. Wasn’t he abusing gay prostitutes in Atlanta or something? There were too many nasty things openly said about him for at least a decade for anyone with good sense to marry him. Sorrows.

If you marry a man knowing he tormented the mother of his children, who is supposed to give a fuck when he torments you? Not me.