Ayeee drag ball in July. I need a gown.

Today’s gonna be my last day working evenings. No more waking up at noon. I have to wake up in the morning now 😭

I need to stop being lazy and retwist my hair. Saturday. I’ll do it Saturday.

I like that Juliet 30 pocket shoulder bag. It’s so cute and casual.

I just found my 20 year old nephew’s TikTok lmfao 🤣

I don’t care about a man height, long as his energy tall…

I like men in romance novels, but not so much in real life.

Trying that 1,2,3 training on my dog. Let’s see how this goes.

I cannot resist. Need dat!

I swear sometimes my brain goes into manic mode and I have a million thoughts that I just have to get out.

Elements Phantom are now my favorite rolling papers.

June is the start of my social calendar for the season. So many things to look forward to.

The last thing I’m gonna do on my last week with this shitty ass team is touch one of their hot potatoes. That’s all you.

Just because I make my own money doesn’t mean I fuck for free. That’s crazy to assume.

I hate a big bulky bag. I’m always looking for a tiny little bag that can still hold something.

I’m gaining weight. I’m not mad at it. I can afford to.

The sky looks treacherous right now. I would not trust being outside.

Had 5 tacos. Still kinda hungry.

My Knicks hat came. Super cute. I’m rocking it everywhere this weekend.

I want Mexican food.

In instant ginger tea hates to see me coming. I’m trying them all.

New team is very welcoming old team is crumbling under pressure. Teehee! I got out at the perfect time.

Just discovered I was procrastinating about something that isn’t even required til November and can’t be turned in before July. Just feeling behind for nothing.

The bottle for this perfume oil is so cute.

All the majority of men have to offer is money, and not even that cuz most of y’all ain’t got it. If a pretty woman wanted to use your ugly asses for money you should be grateful. What else can you be used for? It ain't sex cuz y’all can’t fuck worth a damn.

I never hear pretty women harp about how they’re so pretty and kind that they don’t trust if people like them for them. Yet a man is always talking about being scared of someone using him for the money he won’t shut up about or the kind spirit only he confirms that he has. Shut up.

Anytime anybody tried to broadcast how good of a person they are, and how they’re so scared of being used for whatever good qualities they won’t shut up about — they’re full of shit.

Influencers are all fake and they all do anything for a check. Even the ones that say they don’t. They do or they wouldn’t have that management team. So I really don’t look to them for any moral high ground. I don’t even follow big influencers, it’s the small ones that are innovative.

Last guy I seriously dated was IT from NO. Can confirm they look unassuming, but they’re good in bed.

I can’t sleep.

There’s a blue moon this weekend.

Lowkey everything my grandma ever told me about self care was true and I used to think she was old and out of touch.

I’ve never eaten at Johnny Rockets and not gotten a stomach bug.

I used to be able to eat dairy with no issues. I miss those days.

On that note, I hate British plumbing. Why do the hot and cold water have two separate faucets? That doesn’t make sense and I’ve scalded myself several times.

I don’t want to be anyone’s stepmother, but if I was I’d at least be kind to them. Find a man without kids if you hate other people’s kids.

Some evil British bitch just got convicted for killing her 5 year old stepdaughter by boiling her in the bath 47 years ago. At least it’s never too late to ruin an evil old hoe’s life.

I don’t even feel right not tongue scraping daily. If I’m traveling and don't have it, I’m improvising. It’s that serious.

In 2019 somebody in the group chat told everybody to get a tongue scraper… so we did.

If none of your friends put you onto tongue scraping, their breath probably stinks too.

I’m too good to be messing around with somebody’s baby daddy. Eww.

Men having children is already an ick for me. Men with children from multiple women is just disgusting. It’s a clear sign of piss poor character. Idc.

You weren’t really in the conspiracy theory streets if you didn’t watch a bootleg deconstructing the demonic entities behind the music video for Umbrella.

Nah this white woman made a theory about Wendy Williams that made me back out the tinfoil hat.

I’m in coconut water withdrawal.

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t win by following the rules. I have to find my way around them.

Judging my sister for using alfredo sauce in the jar.

I know when I’m about to be disappointed. I can see it coming.

So glad this is my last week with this weak ass team.

I am a dainty, delicate flower.