I need friends who study psychology bc this shit is fucking hilarious

remember to stream your family fights live tomorrow! share that holiday spirit with those of us without our own seasonal tension!

Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.

This path leads to chaos.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy…

Tomorrow? O, that’s sudden!

*violent gagging*

There are some women out there who have really, really horrible taste in men. The end.

The Knights Templar get movies, but the Buddhists get racisms ...typical.

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

Evergreen

This is so fucking gross get a goddamn library card you lazy weirdos, being poor doesn’t mean you get to exploit others usually only slightly less poor than yourself

Now this is the kind of carrying on I needed

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.

I reject the AI booster insistence that you must understand any and everything about the tech to make even the tiniest critique, if they can be vibe coders I can be a vibe hater

I've seen folks have ChatGPT installed on their phones and on their childrens' so it's not shocking but like that money you could throw to a book subscription, Criterion, Nebula: anything that would be way more impactful.

This is both fabolous and ludacris at the same damn time.

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

I know this week can be really hard for queer and trans folks. So if that's you, remember that I love you and you are under no obligation to hide who you are for anyone. You're perfect. And if your family can't see that, it's their loss.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

I'm not even a granny, but I'll be THE granny tomorrow if something is missing. 😂

Y’all think you’re gonna sleep in tmrw and here come yo granny “Get up, I forgot something at the store!”

A family of bloodthirsty turkeys who come to avenge their loved one and know to strike when you're most vulnerable in your post-Thanksgiving dinner stupor. You don't stand a chance.

I don’t care how long someone has been a part of your life. If they point you to the off ramp, take that muthafucka.

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

Some of you may know that I curate a huge reading list if Palestinian fantasy, science fiction, and horror. It is not up to date… Please comment if you identify as Palestinian, or if you know of something that should be in the list! Please share for visibility. soniasulaiman.com/readpalestin...

oh HELL YEAH

Hey, guess what? If you'd been born today, it would be your birthday, so maybe you deserve a little treat for what might have been!

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀

I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.

“Forever chemicals” in our food and water and now soot in our air. But MAHA, amirite? apnews.com/article/epa-...

Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water. What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains. And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Why don't animals play cards in the jungle anymore? Because there are too many cheetahs

Speaking of good opinions, meant to share this piece on OBAA since it echoes my feelings on how the criticisms about the movie’s “positive” and “negative” portrayals of blackness do a disservice to the Black women who are in and of it. The range of their complexity is what makes it successful, IMO.

It's raining. Time to play my favorite rain song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEzP...

Being hopeful is not naive, it's necessary. This work is not about how much we hate capitalism, but about how much we love each other. It's about wanting better conditions for each other so badly that we're willing to dedicate at least some part of every single day to that outcome.

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Whole album of Embrya is just perfect

You know what one of my favorite Lupita Nyong'o movies is? Little Monsters. It's so brightly-colored and whimsical and ALSO zombies lol. A departure from many other heavy themes all around. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofm...

Hollywood loves our trauma. Black actors are more likely to win awards when playing roles tied to slavery, servitude, or trauma. Lupita Nyong’o opens up about what happened after her Oscar win. Hollywood kept offering her more parts as an enslaved woman, pushing the same stereotype again and again.

Every person in a grocery store today has presumably 1. Never been in a grocery store before 2. Never been around other humans before

In stead of sending a link to old threads every time someone uses the term "Dark Ages", I decided to put it all in an article. Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer “dark ages”. Read it here: fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/25/w... or: fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/why-most-h...

pee-can pie butter puh-kahn ice cream

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