I’m not a photographer. But sometimes a reaction is so pure, so outstanding in its field, that it has to be shared and marveled at.

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Placement of the second post/ad could not be funnier to me

I fished these babies out of a thrift store clearance bin where they were destined for the landfill. A good wash, a rebrand, and they’re ready for a new life! pinpenmerger.etsy.com

Make it stick.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

yeah but

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

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I also think he’s soft launching a far right pivot.

Texas Dems! Less content about whether Talarico should’ve won! More content about what’s next and how to win!

Border walls: Don’t stop people Don’t stop drugs Do stop animal migration Do screw with the river ecology Do taint the water supply of thousands of people Do get knocked over in flash floods Do cost millions of dollars Do require backbreaking labor in a desert to build

TINY FEETIES 🥹🦇💕

It’s alarming how little pushback there is to the ubiquity of Kalshi. Gambling is one of those things that some people can safely dabble in, but some people will be utterly consumed and ruined by. And it’s now unavoidable! There’s no respite for people trying to avoid triggers!

what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

New “I’m going to explain space to this senior NASA scientist” just dropped

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

move slow and repair things

timothee chalamet is getting roasted by the ballet and opera worlds and it’s amazing

hey look up “organoid consciousness”. apologies in advance.

finding out I’m taller than markwayne 🤌

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

timothee chalamet is getting roasted by the ballet and opera worlds and it’s amazing

This aged like milk

oh my god tucker carlson’s merch?!?!?

she is absolutely not.

If you’ve watched the arm breaking video and feel creepy crawlies down your spine, I urgently need you to reset your brain with this video of lil javelets. It’s baby javelina time, more videos will definitely be incoming.

Just in case this hasn’t escaped Texas containment: Gonzales was having an affair w a younger staffer, who recently died by being engulfed in flames. (I word it that way bc while it’s ostensibly a death by suicide, that’s…an uncommon method for women, and there’s a lot of shiftiness in general.)

Would love to hear a Microsoft designer explain how they decided that if you try to follow up on your own email in an email thread in Outlook, it should have you just send that email to yourself

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Looking forward to the sitting Dems addressing this via strongly worded subtweet

Anyways.

The morning headlines are all essentially “there was a lil scuffle and a senator was there and someone else was treated for injuries but who knows how these facts connect” THE POLICE AND A SENATOR DRAGGED A VET OUT OF A HEARING AND SNAPPED HIS FOREARM IN HALF IN THE PROCESS.

spending many tens of thousands to install a backyard nuclear bunker vs spending less than that for a pool, a Jurassic Park-themed waterfall and lazy river*, custom landscaping, and a petting zoo *picture it. You float on your tube through the big Jurassic Park gates. Yes there will be torches.

Your fun aunt Claire says: - don’t come on social media and describe how you want to hurt a senator, you aren’t really anonymous online - go tell your friends and neighbors what happened, it looks like TikTok might be shadowbanning the footage - don’t smoke weed in your car if your tags are bad

The video posts are going viral so it’s only a matter of time before someone yells at me for not being enough of a doomer

The legality of a substance is directly tied to the amount of money some white dude stands to gain.

Remember this whenever you find yourself tempted to believe that the DEA schedules drugs based on “public safety concerns”.

Black Vets used to be LYNCHED in uniform. I get what you tryna do but yeah. Naw. Remember Isaac Woodard

Everyone, the arm-breaker Tim Sheehy in question is not *this* 👇 Tim Sheehy. Please tag with care so he doesn’t catch strays!

Remember Tim Sheehy the next time you hear the GOP start crowing about “supporting the troops” or “taking care of our veterans”. If you care about the lives of active duty military and military veterans, don’t use them as props and then discard them.

I’m gonna be real controversial and say that if you get to make decisions about placing our military personnel in mortal danger, part of the job description is sitting there, quietly, and respectfully listening to exactly what military veterans have to say about it.

Part 2, with more from the veteran. Please note that security is perp walking the Marine out of the hearing WITH HIS BROKEN ARM TWISTED BEHIND HIS BACK.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

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I would pay real American dollars to watch Jesse Singal explain the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis without Google. (Since he knows more about gender affirming care than the experts in gender affirming care.)

Three (3!) people have now sent me a photo of this tattoo from someone on Love Island. It is indeed an affront to all that’s good in this world. It’s free to check your structure on Google before permanently applying it to your body!