Drop some SAND.

Drop some SAND.

You’ve Def’d your last Leopard

You've counted your last crow

You’ve Thinned your last Lizzy

You've philled your last collins

You've blinked your last 182

You’ve blown your last fish, Hootie

[ first day as an oncologist ] not rn, im on call

It's called "grit" because it chafes every minute you're employing it.

I tell my therapist I'm forlorn rather than sad because I sense that it confuses and annoys him.

Bluesky me

No one ever expects the American inquisition

Getting into fandoms because I like being pretentious

That bought-a-new-sofa-can’t-tell-me-nothing feeling

I’d turn my ringer on for you

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Bluesky me

Influencer? I barely knew her

Bluesky me

Bluesky me

Bluesky me

Four words horror story: Made with recycled corn.

Space Needle? More like Troposphere Needle tbh

Annoy her by sending lots of messages Except, they’re all media of your pet being cute

everytime I make a typo, please hand me an emotional support kitten

“You’ve already told me this story” I’ve got like 4 good memories wtf do you want from me? Damn.

May all of your worst enemies stub their big toe on the couch leg walking barefoot tonight

slid into his DMs and got rug burn

Slid into his dms and brokered a piece deal. An 8 piece family meal deal

slid into his DMs and broke a hip

going with the flow the flow is lava

quote with 5 movies to get to know you 1.) The Three Amigos 2.) Hot Fuzz 3.) Strange Brew 4.) Snatch 5.) Disney’s Hercules

This isn’t a post, it’s a public service announcement.

This isn't the greatest skeet in the world... But a tribute...

I just inconspicuously gave you the finger. Did you notice?

Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.

I need someone’s hot, nerdy son to take me to a concert then the ocean then for ice cream. It doesn’t have to be in that order

May your showers be as cold as your heart.

Girls just want to be done.

In my I’m gonna block you if you annoy me era

This isn't a post, this is Australia.

Sleep is just something I used to do apparently

This isn’t a post, it’s a skeet

This isn't a post, it's shenanigans... maybe.

I’m not a big account I’m just full of shitposts