Show me a picture that captures your essence So happy to be at work face

Mornin’!

I want a bite of the buffalo heart from Dances With Wolves. There are two types of people

I followed instructions also I'm lying.

Mumbling..This is bullshit, everytime someone wants me to do something for them and I do it.

You can't sit there this chair is my clean laundry table.

Throws a chainsaw at you..catch.

You irritate me and I promise to irritate you..

I'll be nice, tomorrow.

So, how many screws you got loose in your head..flirting.

Just know, if you watch a movie with me my average is 37 minutes in and I have to pee.

Threw some bread and cheese out to the raccoons so they can feel like they’re in France.

Drop some SAND.

Drop some SAND.

You’ve Def’d your last Leopard

You've counted your last crow

You’ve Thinned your last Lizzy

You've philled your last collins

You've blinked your last 182

You’ve blown your last fish, Hootie

[ first day as an oncologist ] not rn, im on call

It's called "grit" because it chafes every minute you're employing it.

I tell my therapist I'm forlorn rather than sad because I sense that it confuses and annoys him.

Bluesky me

No one ever expects the American inquisition

Getting into fandoms because I like being pretentious

That bought-a-new-sofa-can’t-tell-me-nothing feeling

I’d turn my ringer on for you

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Bluesky me

Influencer? I barely knew her

Bluesky me

Bluesky me

Bluesky me

Four words horror story: Made with recycled corn.

Space Needle? More like Troposphere Needle tbh

Annoy her by sending lots of messages Except, they’re all media of your pet being cute

everytime I make a typo, please hand me an emotional support kitten

“You’ve already told me this story” I’ve got like 4 good memories wtf do you want from me? Damn.

May all of your worst enemies stub their big toe on the couch leg walking barefoot tonight

slid into his DMs and got rug burn

Slid into his dms and brokered a piece deal. An 8 piece family meal deal

slid into his DMs and broke a hip

going with the flow the flow is lava

quote with 5 movies to get to know you 1.) The Three Amigos 2.) Hot Fuzz 3.) Strange Brew 4.) Snatch 5.) Disney’s Hercules

This isn’t a post, it’s a public service announcement.

This isn't the greatest skeet in the world... But a tribute...