We don’t go down to Fraggle rock enough anymore, and it shows.

I think you’re all mad at me. That is tonight’s flavor of neurosis

Everything I do is for the sake of enhancing my lore and making my obituary interesting

Reposting your brilliance has been an honor.

I intend my puns

If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized

Stoners in the mid west have hi hOpes

We were fireflies once, caught in each other’s glow…..

good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao

Oops! All old and confused and shit

lost socks make me so sad, like where’s your li’l buddy why dint y’all hold hands [sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy

Happy spooky season 🖤🎃 open.spotify.com/track/5ABPYW...

HEY thats MY love and appreciation

Thanks for the lurk, appreciate it.

You’re like a flame for crazy moths.

Painful! In The Coccyx

Because I didn’t get enough Sleep Token last night

Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now

I reach for you in sentences, but you slip between the commas…..

Happy spooky season. May you lose sleep from poltergeist activity 🙏

I've only one heart, but I don't mind sharing pieces of it.

I’m such a very anxious silly goose. For all of the reasons and no reason at all

is there really a better feeling than being snuggly under a blanket in a freezing cold room

Life and death and grilled cheese sandwiches

rot girl autumn is upon us

This mindfuck needs more foreplay and more lube.

ominous text messages are awful. please just tell me before i start peeling my face skin off

Great, now I need to learn how to do a handstand so the egg doesn’t fall off

did u know that flirting doesn't have to be sexual or about physical appearance

Shits about to get all spooky up in this bitch

Here's the thing: I have no idea.

i will pay one of you in currency and erotic poetry to capture and remove all the bees inside my head

This time we almost made the pieces fit. Didn't we Igor?

just a little crush, a squish, if you will

just a cute little crush as a treat

I don't hate attention whores, I'm just jealous when they're better at it than I am.

Hello, tech support? How do I remove someone from my favorites? No, no, not from my Contact List, from my heart bro.

I dream in colors only you can paint…..

Wholesome is nice, but like is it hot though?

I don’t trust people who “can’t complain.”

If a guy jerks off to me can we say he was really pulling for me?

You know who really stresses me out? Me. It's me. I stress me out.

I finally looked up wtf a medbed is and now I’m a lil mad at y’all

Roses are red My anger’s displaced

I very much enjoy having intrusive thoughts about you daily.

The soundtrack for my sextape was composed by Danny Elfman

my brain is so fried it comes with your choice of two sides

A dark foreboding bog where nobody would hear a thing, near me