Oh the naps I want to take with you..tired sext.

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If I rebrand my lovehandles as Sex Grips™️, that makes em more palatable right?

Idk how the fuck they did it, but Dreams by The Cranberries feels like your Crush givin you a kiss on The Last Day of School whenever it comes on

My cat is asleep on my boobs if you wanted to be jealous of an animal today.

the wind kissing the leaves as they dance down the sidewalk

if love is a bit, i am the drill

I don’t know how to play it cool. I simply can’t stop being obnoxious

Starter pack me, daddy.

I don't practice Santeria I ain't got no crystal ball The Inquisitor: We do not believe thee, Goody Proctor

I just cut my lip on jagged bread. I have the dumbest problems

Bluesky stalking tip #3: setting a timer for every hour on the hour to make sure you’re still my bubble on bubbel.blue

I cause 80% of my own anxiety.

Queen of leaving the one comment on a post that doesn’t get a like

A bakery run by reindeer called Doe See Dough

I’m acting up rn possibly

Okay, I’m curious!

🖤

be the catastrophic meteor you hope to see in the sky

What if I was catfishing this whole time?

[poet] my heart is protected by a stronghold and cannot be breached by any mere mortal [doctor] that is just your ribcage, can you lay down please

Some of us are pissed off at the world, some of us bitch and moan about people who are pissed off, and some of us watch the sugar cube dissolve and sip absinthe until we have fever dreams about Christina Hendricks

deadass implies the existence of a live ass and thats where i come in

The constant struggle to remember if the current thing is one of those things I swore I'd never do again.

My good intentions stacked like kindling, waiting for one stray spark.

No! Be gone, foul puppet! Not you, Gary

I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.

*bandaids of hope on my wounds

Hockey question since I went to my first-ever game this week. Can you use the Zamboni during a fight?

it’s kinda weird how often I fuck up swallowing beverages, jeez

You haven't been reposting me. Is everything okay?

Tell me all of your favourite lyrics so I can know your soul better

Body count? Lays or murders?

melancholy and the infinite madness

a lot of my problems could be fixed by being fucked into oblivion

I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy

I nod and smile at empty spaces just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking I can see them.

Stay, don't go, everything there is to know I wanna know

up thinking about bondage. i’ve stopped pretending otherwise.

be shapeless, like a mysterious ooze

Just me and my big ass nose sniffing out suspects

feeling combobulated today for a change

Chic-a-cherry cola.

Who wants to enjoy this sky with me?

My stomach sounds like a bouncy ball hitting every step in an echoey stairwell

Me looking at peoples NGL

Didn't you get my memo! Pointing to the graffiti I sprayed on your fence.

Update: 4.5 cupcakes is too many cupcakes

What’s your favorite song about the rain? “I feel you, I taste you, I cannot forget Everytime it rains, I get wet” 😂 youtu.be/Ysv01CoJ6uk?...

I love the smell of rain.